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  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,967
    Surfer998 wrote:
    Totally get where the OP and others are coming from, but I really despise acts of cowardly revenge, at lest be man enough to do it in front of the offender or not at all.....

    I understand your point, but 'at the time' we are at a hell of a disadvantage. Uusally holding a very stealable object and wearing shoes that it's hard to even walk in.


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  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Surfer998 wrote:
    Totally get where the OP and others are coming from, but I really despise acts of cowardly revenge, at lest be man enough to do it in front of the offender or not at all.....

    Even giving his wife a rectally transmitted sti?
  • Surfer998 wrote:
    Totally get where the OP and others are coming from, but I really despise acts of cowardly revenge, at lest be man enough to do it in front of the offender or not at all.....

    If you pull the firing cord or whatever they call it on an artillery piece so that his house gets blown up is that classed as doing it in front of him?

    How about if you FaceTime it live to him as you do it?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Surfer998 wrote:
    Totally get where the OP and others are coming from, but I really despise acts of cowardly revenge, at lest be man enough to do it in front of the offender or not at all.....

    If you pull the firing cord or whatever they call it on an artillery piece so that his house gets blown up is that classed as doing it in front of him?

    How about if you FaceTime it live to him as you do it?

    Or knock on his front door so when he answers.....
  • Capt Slog wrote:
    Surfer998 wrote:
    Totally get where the OP and others are coming from, but I really despise acts of cowardly revenge, at lest be man enough to do it in front of the offender or not at all.....

    I understand your point, but 'at the time' we are at a hell of a disadvantage. Uusally holding a very stealable object and wearing shoes that it's hard to even walk in.

    I agree, but what's the point of revenge if they don't know who's serving it up?
  • Surfer998 wrote:
    Surfer998 wrote:
    Totally get where the OP and others are coming from, but I really despise acts of cowardly revenge, at lest be man enough to do it in front of the offender or not at all.....

    If you pull the firing cord or whatever they call it on an artillery piece so that his house gets blown up is that classed as doing it in front of him?

    How about if you FaceTime it live to him as you do it?

    Or knock on his front door so when he answers.....

    Eh? So you want me to shoot his house with a big shell while knocking on his front door?

    Where's the logic in that?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Get a Roman catapult fling huuuuuuge boulders at his house whilst he is alsleep.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,336
    Surfer998 wrote:
    Surfer998 wrote:
    Totally get where the OP and others are coming from, but I really despise acts of cowardly revenge, at lest be man enough to do it in front of the offender or not at all.....

    If you pull the firing cord or whatever they call it on an artillery piece so that his house gets blown up is that classed as doing it in front of him?

    How about if you FaceTime it live to him as you do it?

    Or knock on his front door so when he answers.....

    Eh? So you want me to shoot his house with a big shell while knocking on his front door?

    Where's the logic in that?

    It's what Wile E Coyote would do.
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  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Plant japanese knottweed in his garxen
  • Banana in the tail pipe.
  • rjsterry wrote:
    Surfer998 wrote:
    Surfer998 wrote:
    Totally get where the OP and others are coming from, but I really despise acts of cowardly revenge, at lest be man enough to do it in front of the offender or not at all.....

    If you pull the firing cord or whatever they call it on an artillery piece so that his house gets blown up is that classed as doing it in front of him?

    How about if you FaceTime it live to him as you do it?

    Or knock on his front door so when he answers.....

    Eh? So you want me to shoot his house with a big shell while knocking on his front door?

    Where's the logic in that?



    It's what Wile E Coyote would do.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j8eP0ntOJ1U

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    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry H wrote:
    Plant japanese knottweed in his garxen

    Winner :D
  • Knock on his door and run away, if anything' said, blame it on Yodel.
  • mouth
    mouth Posts: 1,195
    Knock on his door and run away, if anything' said, blame it on Yodel.

    Don't forget to record it and post it twice though.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,044
    There's always the old bag of burning dog sh1t trick. Fill paper bag with large dog turd, put on doorstep, set light to bag, ring door bell and run away. With any luck he'll try to stamp it out.
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  • Dig a mine under his house, fill it with high explosive and blow him up when he is asleep.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Napalm him next time he is washing his car.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Mouth wrote:
    Knock on his door and run away, if anything' said, blame it on Yodel.

    Don't forget to record it and post it twice though.

    And the running away should be in slow motion
  • Bum his mum
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Bum his mum

    This. Do this!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    You lot are genderists. What if the driver turns out to be female? What would Rick do?
  • Alex99
    Alex99 Posts: 1,407
    Run over his Audi with a bigger Audi
  • Alex99
    Alex99 Posts: 1,407
    orraloon wrote:
    You lot are genderists. What if the driver turns out to be female? What would Rick do?

    In this scenario, is she attractive?
  • john80
    john80 Posts: 2,965
    Following the highly amusing last 5 pages then I would suggest someone will be along in a minute to suggest something to do to her covering both attractive and non attractive options. If not then gender stereotyping has been proven.
  • jgsi
    jgsi Posts: 5,062
    Vicar of Dibley?
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,156
    Bum his/her mum
    FTFY
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  • Take off and nuke him/her from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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  • Gender plays no part in the punishments that must be delivered.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • orraloon wrote:
    What would Rick do?

    Something wish washy and Lib Dem - counselling or talking or something arts and crafts based. Pottery.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Steal all the cement from between their bricks in their house so it collapses on them.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.