TLW1s au pair thread

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,801
    Capt Slog wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    There's a photo of me on the Bike Radar forum if any of you lazy feckers can be bothered to look :wink: Free bottle of cider for the first to find it.

    You mean that pic in your avatar isn't you?

    I feel sort of let down.

    :D
    Nope, not that one :wink:
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,801
    hopkinb wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    There's a photo of me on the Bike Radar forum if any of you lazy feckers can be bothered to look :wink: Free bottle of cider for the first to find it.

    There's one of you done up as Darth Vader. I remember seeing it. Can I have the cider please?
    Nope, I mean a pic of me with no Darth Vader gear on :) . Although I did watch Star Wars Rogue 1 on the plane last night.
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  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    Still no pics? ffs
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    SloppySchleckonds wrote:
    Still no pics? ffs

    That's exactly what we keep on saying.

    I reckon she's either a bush pig or doesn't exist ......

    He doesn't even need to post pics really - just post a link to her profile on the au pair shop or wherever he got her from.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,801
    SloppySchleckonds wrote:
    Still no pics? ffs
    I Googled 'Spanish au pair' and got some promising pics.

    aupair_fae3b9c526f57ca0a6148985df77ba8c.jpg

    thumb-aupair-spain-summer.jpg

    small_aupair_8730e73fb293546488d1b072b4fc13ff.jpg

    Let's see if he can top that.
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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    And I can really see every wife in Britain going "oooh - yes. She looks a nice girl. Best employ her and not the big unit from the Ukraine".
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,866
    Piña it's no good leaving someone loose in a car crusher, that means they can wriggle free and escape. I'm told the ropes should be tight, no need to gag them as the operator would never hear the screams over the sound of the machinery. So I'm told anyway.
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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Piña it's no good leaving someone loose in a car crusher, that means they can wriggle free and escape. I'm told the ropes should be tight, no need to gag them as the operator would never hear the screams over the sound of the machinery. So I'm told anyway.

    I've also been told that building sites - especially bridges, large factories, that sort of thing - are also quite good.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    There's a photo of me on the Bike Radar forum if any of you lazy feckers can be bothered to look :wink: Free bottle of cider for the first to find it.

    Probably taken down by now for being indecent.
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  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    There's a pic of you on your hols somewhere, with your daughter I think. Just send me GBP1.80 and i'll get me own cider from Tesco.
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    Found it

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  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,801
    Garry H wrote:
    There's a pic of you on your hols somewhere, with your daughter I think. Just send me GBP1.80 and i'll get me own cider from Tesco.
    How do I know you're not bluffing? £1.80 is a lot of money...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    There's a pic of you on your hols somewhere, with your daughter I think. Just send me GBP1.80 and i'll get me own cider from Tesco.
    How do I know you're not bluffing? £1.80 is a lot of money...

    It's in here viewtopic.php?f=10007&t=12742883, best send £2.20 as I'll probably pop to Waitrose rather than Tesco.
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  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    There's a pic of you on your hols somewhere, with your daughter I think. Just send me GBP1.80 and i'll get me own cider from Tesco.
    How do I know you're not bluffing? £1.80 is a lot of money...

    I'm a banker. I have done endless courses on integrity and all that guff.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,801
    Garry H wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    There's a pic of you on your hols somewhere, with your daughter I think. Just send me GBP1.80 and i'll get me own cider from Tesco.
    How do I know you're not bluffing? £1.80 is a lot of money...

    I'm a banker. I have done endless courses on integrity and all that guff.
    Some of the bankers I know think that Ethics is a county next to Hertfordshire.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    There's a pic of you on your hols somewhere, with your daughter I think. Just send me GBP1.80 and i'll get me own cider from Tesco.
    How do I know you're not bluffing? £1.80 is a lot of money...

    I'm a banker. I have done endless courses on integrity and all that guff.
    Some of the bankers I know think that Ethics is a county next to Hertfordshire.

    Yes, but what about that £2.50 i need for that bottle of cider?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,801
    Garry H wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    There's a pic of you on your hols somewhere, with your daughter I think. Just send me GBP1.80 and i'll get me own cider from Tesco.
    How do I know you're not bluffing? £1.80 is a lot of money...

    I'm a banker. I have done endless courses on integrity and all that guff.
    Some of the bankers I know think that Ethics is a county next to Hertfordshire.

    Yes, but what about that £2.50 i need for that bottle of cider?
    I just looked at the thread that Birdie linked to and remembered that photobucket don't let you host pics anymore. Sorry, there are no winners this time :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Bugger. Googling your name and "tax accountant", just gets me photos of Jimmy and some fat men.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,496
    edited August 2017
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,496
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Piña it's no good leaving someone loose in a car crusher, that means they can wriggle free and escape. I'm told the ropes should be tight, no need to gag them as the operator would never hear the screams over the sound of the machinery. So I'm told anyway.

    I told you - a month in the freezer tends to stop them wriggling much.
    I dunno. You forget I was (still am a bit) in the waste management bizness.
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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Still waiting .......
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,196
    No agreement on the impartial judge
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    We all agreed it was to be me.

    This stalling is now galling.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,196
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    We all agreed it was to be me.

    This stalling is now galling.

    You agreeing doesn't count as a majority
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    I am prepared to throw my hat in as impartial judge to get this settled once and for all.
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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    TLW1 wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    We all agreed it was to be me.

    This stalling is now galling.

    You agreeing doesn't count as a majority

    Both of me says it does.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,866
    TLW1 wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    We all agreed it was to be me.

    This stalling is now galling.

    You agreeing doesn't count as a majority
    There is a winning candidate. Me. H³ and me have said it should be so. Therefore as everybody else only has one vote per head I should get the pictures.
    Of course I won't forward them to the others as soon as I get them. Look over there TLW, it's a flying pig. to everyone else :wink:
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,496
    Well, there's 3 of me, which is one up from VN: Me, myself and I so that counts as a majority.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,801
    You can trust a chartered accountant...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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