TLW1s au pair thread

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  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,384
    TLW1 wrote:
    Why stop at a picture......... come to sunny Shropshire and see her in the flesh under the pretext of a bike ride

    Especially if she wears those exceptionally short shorts again

    The wearing of exceptionally short shorts is no guarantee of quality. As Google demonstrates.

    4e1d1efc01c121a75a32645c5a1e01e7--daisy-dukes-short-shorts.jpg
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,174
    PBlakeney wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Why stop at a picture......... come to sunny Shropshire and see her in the flesh under the pretext of a bike ride

    Especially if she wears those exceptionally short shorts again

    The wearing of exceptionally short shorts is no guarantee of quality. As Google demonstrates.

    4e1d1efc01c121a75a32645c5a1e01e7--daisy-dukes-short-shorts.jpg

    Trust me - that's not her
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,384
    TLW1 wrote:
    PBlakeney wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Why stop at a picture......... come to sunny Shropshire and see her in the flesh under the pretext of a bike ride

    Especially if she wears those exceptionally short shorts again

    The wearing of exceptionally short shorts is no guarantee of quality. As Google demonstrates.

    4e1d1efc01c121a75a32645c5a1e01e7--daisy-dukes-short-shorts.jpg

    Trust me - that's not her
    Proof positive, or it is assumed to be.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • webboo
    webboo Posts: 6,087
    TLW1 wrote:
    PBlakeney wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Why stop at a picture......... come to sunny Shropshire and see her in the flesh under the pretext of a bike ride

    Especially if she wears those exceptionally short shorts again

    The wearing of exceptionally short shorts is no guarantee of quality. As Google demonstrates.

    4e1d1efc01c121a75a32645c5a1e01e7--daisy-dukes-short-shorts.jpg

    Trust me - that's not her
    I hope that's not the missus either unless you are 80.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    TLW1 wrote:
    PBlakeney wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Why stop at a picture......... come to sunny Shropshire and see her in the flesh under the pretext of a bike ride

    Especially if she wears those exceptionally short shorts again

    The wearing of exceptionally short shorts is no guarantee of quality. As Google demonstrates.

    4e1d1efc01c121a75a32645c5a1e01e7--daisy-dukes-short-shorts.jpg

    Trust me - that's not her

    Prove it then.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,406
    TLW should have said "That's her".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,174
    I have three peoples email on here

    Pina
    Stevo
    V68

    Who do you trust as a judge?

    FYI - it was a Mini skirt tonight
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,406
    Me, me, me, me....
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    TLW1 wrote:
    I have three peoples email on here

    Pina
    Stevo
    V68

    Who do you trust as a judge?

    FYI - it was a Mini skirt tonight

    Just pm us. I am the only one who can be trusted to judge impartially.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,174
    TLW1 wrote:
    I have three peoples email on here

    Pina
    Stevo
    V68

    Who do you trust as a judge?

    FYI - it was a Mini skirt tonight

    Just pm us. I am the only one who can be trusted to judge impartially.

    You are funny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,406
    TLW1 wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    I have three peoples email on here

    Pina
    Stevo
    V68

    Who do you trust as a judge?

    FYI - it was a Mini skirt tonight

    Just pm us. I am the only one who can be trusted to judge impartially.

    You are totally deluded.

    FTFY

    It's a given - Italians are a bit fickle, Stevo will only hold it over you for eternity so that leaves only one.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    V68 IS yer man.
    Stevo will somehow structure the transfer of photos through an SPV in Luxembourg to save himself several grand in tax, while charging you £20k for the privilege.
    Pinno will have some sort of cardiac event, and the photos will be lost forever.
    Yep, V68 is defo your man.
    Or me.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,406
    He doesn't have your email address and though you're spot on where Stevo is concerned, I did have a pouting French bird for a while - she was from a village near Val d'sere. That uniquely qualifies me to verify the photo as genuine but not reveal her.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,616
    There's a photo of me on the Bike Radar forum if any of you lazy feckers can be bothered to look :wink: Free bottle of cider for the first to find it.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,836
    H³ is a very wise man. Besides I work in the motor trade so you know I can be trusted.
  • daniel_b
    daniel_b Posts: 12,009
    If the aforesaidmentioned Au Pair is French, then my interest is piqued.

    I assumed she was Scandinavian etc
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  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    There's a photo of me on the Bike Radar forum if any of you lazy feckers can be bothered to look :wink: Free bottle of cider for the first to find it.

    There's one of you done up as Darth Vader. I remember seeing it. Can I have the cider please?

    We're not after photos of you though, we want photos of TLW's au pair. Though I'm being somewhat hypocritical, having refused to provide MF with photos of our nanny, who is Hungarian, blonde and somewhat buxom. I mainly refused because of the dubious legality of taking photos of her without her knowledge or consent, then posting on a public forum without her knowledge or consent, for the prurient enjoyment of person or persons unknown!

    I suppose I could ask her, but she has a death stare that could curdle milk, it's funny when she uses it on the kids, they immediately do her bidding meekly.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,836
    hopkinb wrote:
    We're not after photos of you though, we want photos of TLW's au pair. Though I'm being somewhat hypocritical, having refused to provide MF with photos of our nanny, who is Hungarian, blonde and somewhat buxom. I mainly refused because of the dubious legality of taking photos of her without her knowledge or consent, then posting on a public forum without her knowledge or consent, for the prurient enjoyment of person or persons unknown!

    I suppose I could ask her, but she has a death stare that could curdle milk, it's funny when she uses it on the kids, they immediately do her bidding meekly.

    You know what you have to do, and remember:
    hopkinb wrote:
    V68 IS yer man.
    ...
    Yep, V68 is defo your man.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,406
    Being closely related, as we both originate from the West Midlands, blood it thicker than water. So it should be me.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,966
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    There's a photo of me on the Bike Radar forum if any of you lazy feckers can be bothered to look :wink: Free bottle of cider for the first to find it.

    IIRC there used to be one here. Stood next to a sign saying Clit. Can't remember if it was a place name or a description. :wink:
    Gone now :?: :?:
    Just says image.


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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    No - it's me who should be judging.

    FFS, I am the medical plaster on a boo-boo man. I can look at a man, woman, goat, whatever, in a purely professional manner and pass no judgement save for that of an adult professional who puts plasters on boo-boos.

    Who do you trust - a life saving trauma specialist or some bloke who used to be a dustman? Another dude who sells old spark plugs to people who then go off and trawl the roads for prostitutes in old cars? Or a tax avoider? H3's life seems too complicated as it is without burdening him with this task as well.


    Morals and humanity say send it to the life saver, the giver of hope to children, the slayer of disease, the crusader of health.

    Be a good man and send the image across. I should report back in due course.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    There's a photo of me on the Bike Radar forum if any of you lazy feckers can be bothered to look :wink: Free bottle of cider for the first to find it.

    You mean that pic in your avatar isn't you?

    I feel sort of let down.

    :D


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,406
    You're talking rubbish again MF.

    Why would he give you the picture?! You are right - you wouldn't give it away but you would be up the corner spanking your monkey over it just like that perv Yossie.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Pinno wrote:
    You're talking rubbish again MF.

    Why would he give you the picture?! You are right - you wouldn't give it away but you would be up the corner spanking your monkey over it just like that perv Yossie.

    Up the corner?

    Don't you mean around the corner?

    Bloody hell, these people from the Shires...........
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Anyhow - let's stop this bickering - it's exactly what he wants: get us all arguing and bickering and shouting like a bunch of Po Facers and the we take our eye off the ultimate game - the picture of this so called hot au pair.

    Babushka is what I say she actually is until we are proven wrong.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    hopkinb wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    There's a photo of me on the Bike Radar forum if any of you lazy feckers can be bothered to look :wink: Free bottle of cider for the first to find it.

    There's one of you done up as Darth Vader. I remember seeing it. Can I have the cider please?

    We're not after photos of you though, we want photos of TLW's au pair. Though I'm being somewhat hypocritical, having refused to provide MF with photos of our nanny, who is Hungarian, blonde and somewhat buxom. I mainly refused because of the dubious legality of taking photos of her without her knowledge or consent, then posting on a public forum without her knowledge or consent, for the prurient enjoyment of person or persons unknown!

    I suppose I could ask her, but she has a death stare that could curdle milk, it's funny when she uses it on the kids, they immediately do her bidding meekly.


    It's only illegal if they find out........ and even the. I'm not sure how illegal. You could just post it with a caption saying "famiglia H3 out and about and no - (insert smiley face) that's not one of us, it's the au pair - I'm not that old for her to be my daughter (insert smiley face, emoticon of grey haired man with stick).

    Simples. Obvs, innit.

    I AM A GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,836
    Anyhow - let's stop this bickering
    Quite right too, besides I am also medically qualified as I have done a first aid course so not only can I stick a plaster on a boo boo but I can also tell someone to call an ambulance.
    Therefore I am eminently qualified to receive the aforementioned picture.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Anyhow - let's stop this bickering
    Quite right too, besides I am also medically qualified as I have done a first aid course so not only can I stick a plaster on a boo boo but I can also tell someone to call an ambulance.
    Therefore I am eminently qualified to receive the aforementioned picture.

    So it seems that it's the V-Man and I to receive the piccie then....

    Sounds good to me - we can also cast an Italian eye over it.

    Come on TLW, at the double........
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,406
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Anyhow - let's stop this bickering
    Quite right too, besides I am also medically qualified as I have done a first aid course so not only can I stick a plaster on a boo boo but I can also tell someone to call an ambulance.
    Therefore I am eminently qualified to receive the aforementioned picture.

    So it seems that it's the V-Man and I to receive the piccie then....

    Sounds good to me - we can also cast an Italian eye over it.

    Come on TLW, at the double........

    That's all we need :roll: : a Mafioso style conspiracy. Don't get involved with those dodgy eye ties TLW; they'll chop yer bollox off and put you in a freezer for a month and then 'loose' you in a car crusher if it goes wrong. And it will go wrong - they'll make sure of that.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Oh come come Pinno, no harm will come of it all.

    Just come for a drive, I'll take you to a nice restaurant owned by by cousin, I'll show you our land. We have lots of lakes and caves that peop,e find interesting.... Some like it so much they never come back.

    Pop the picture across TLW........
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.