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TLW1s au pair thread

MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,571
edited September 2017 in The bottom bracket
As he keeps on going on about her and we still haven't seen any pictures, I have opened a thread so that we can Hound him constantly about this.

So, T-Star, pictures please.
Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
smithy21 wrote:

He's right you know.
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  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 22,318 Lives Here
    This thread is no use without pictures!
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,571
    Only one man can furnish us with those and he seems to be a bit, well, chicken to do so.

    Cluck cluck cluck cluuuuuuuck.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 22,318 Lives Here
    He needs to check the pictures on his phone. He probably got ratarsed whilst marrying his cousins and took some pictures. Only problem is he can't remember what happened or why the current wife has given him a black eye.
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,571
    And why he is also now singing falsetto.....
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pblakeneypblakeney Posts: 11,066
    I am suggesting she looks something like this until proven otherwise.

    078d15fe84a811d6f192c9c4cb430510--nanny-mcphee-rich-girl.jpg
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,571
    Who? The wife or the au pair?

    Need pictures of both persons now to clear this one up.

    Or is he too scared? Chick chick chick chicken.......
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 13,701
    Are we guilty of assuming the au pair is female?
    Perhaps Mrs TLW has got herself some eye candy
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,614
    This new Eurosport player is shite. I can't get it to go full screen on this here laptop.
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,571
    ballysmate wrote:
    Are we guilty of assuming the au pair is female?
    Perhaps Mrs TLW has got herself some eye candy

    Perhaps it's male eye candy for TLW.....
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,067
    I do have pictures now.........
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,571
    POIDH
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 39,586
    TTIUWP
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  • pinnopinno Posts: 38,220
    Garry H wrote:
    This new Eurosport player is shite. I can't get it to go full screen on this here laptop.

    Er... in the spirit of off topic. Yes, it's shyte.

    Where's the 'Videos' section?
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  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 22,318 Lives Here
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    TTIUWP
    That took me a moment to work out.
  • step83step83 Posts: 3,668
    As per an old forum I used to frequent, Pics with Hovis or it never happened.

    The Hovis reference was due to people claiming they had taken the photo so a requirement for dubious images was a loaf of Hovis taking a prominent position thus ensuring the authenticity of images.
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,571
    Still waiting......
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 22,318 Lives Here
    step83 wrote:
    As per an old forum I used to frequent, Pics with Hovis or it never happened.
    Depends what type of bread. Sliced loaf or baps?
  • pblakeneypblakeney Posts: 11,066
    There is still only one pic in this thread. Until this is genuinely rectified by TLW1 I shall be assuming that this is his au pair nullifying any bragging points.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • daniel_bdaniel_b Posts: 8,486
    pinno wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    This new Eurosport player is shite. I can't get it to go full screen on this here laptop.

    Er... in the spirit of off topic. Yes, it's shyte.

    Where's the 'Videos' section?

    Working fine on my aging Tosh running Windows 7 and in Firefox.

    Videos is now 'On Demand' - make sure you click, and double check you have clicked 'Replay' instead of 'All' as otherwise it will show you the result alongside the full replay, ie 'So and so, pounces to take Stage 3' :?
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  • pinnopinno Posts: 38,220
    Daniel B wrote:
    pinno wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    This new Eurosport player is shite. I can't get it to go full screen on this here laptop.

    Er... in the spirit of off topic. Yes, it's shyte.

    Where's the 'Videos' section?

    Working fine on my aging Tosh running Windows 7 and in Firefox.

    Videos is now 'On Demand' - make sure you click, and double check you have clicked 'Replay' instead of 'All' as otherwise it will show you the result alongside the full replay, ie 'So and so, pounces to take Stage 3' :?

    Cheers DB, nice tip.
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    W - Wiggle Honda

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  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,571
    Still waiting.

    I reckon he employed a hippodogapig.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • step83step83 Posts: 3,668
    veronese68 wrote:
    step83 wrote:
    As per an old forum I used to frequent, Pics with Hovis or it never happened.
    Depends what type of bread. Sliced loaf or baps?

    Generally speaking any Hovis branded goods were allowed, though bonus points for a Hovis lorry.
    In this instance though I feel baps may be more appropriate?
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,614
    pinno wrote:
    Daniel B wrote:
    pinno wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    This new Eurosport player is shite. I can't get it to go full screen on this here laptop.

    Er... in the spirit of off topic. Yes, it's shyte.

    Where's the 'Videos' section?

    Working fine on my aging Tosh running Windows 7 and in Firefox.

    Videos is now 'On Demand' - make sure you click, and double check you have clicked 'Replay' instead of 'All' as otherwise it will show you the result alongside the full replay, ie 'So and so, pounces to take Stage 3' :?

    Cheers DB, nice tip.

    +1
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 39,586
    step83 wrote:
    veronese68 wrote:
    step83 wrote:
    As per an old forum I used to frequent, Pics with Hovis or it never happened.
    Depends what type of bread. Sliced loaf or baps?

    Generally speaking any Hovis branded goods were allowed, though bonus points for a Hovis lorry.
    In this instance though I feel baps may be more appropriate?
    How about a rump steak or a hamburger? Depending on what sort of pics TLW has managed to get.
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  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,067
    Why stop at a picture......... come to sunny Shropshire and see her in the flesh under the pretext of a bike ride

    Especially if she wears those exceptionally short shorts again
  • 4241134-pear.jpg

    There you go. Not sure what all the fuss was about!
  • step83step83 Posts: 3,668
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    step83 wrote:
    veronese68 wrote:
    step83 wrote:
    As per an old forum I used to frequent, Pics with Hovis or it never happened.
    Depends what type of bread. Sliced loaf or baps?

    Generally speaking any Hovis branded goods were allowed, though bonus points for a Hovis lorry.
    In this instance though I feel baps may be more appropriate?
    How about a rump steak or a hamburger? Depending on what sort of pics TLW has managed to get.

    Might be a ham sandwich at this rate.

    Mine to Shropshire is a about 120 miles, if you could arrange her to be in said shorts with suitable food and drink I may consider this.
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,571
    WE DEMAND PICTURES
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • hopkinbhopkinb Posts: 5,455
    WE DEMAND PICTURES

    You're somewhere in the vicinity of Shropshire aren't you?

    Ride there on your carbons and tubs, then do none-handed up and down TLW's road while taking a rain jacket on and off, or eating a gel, all nonchalant like. She might think you're a racer, maybe even a cat 3, and let you take pictures, which you can then post on here.

    Everyone's a winner.
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,571
    hopkinb wrote:
    WE DEMAND PICTURES

    You're somewhere in the vicinity of Shropshire aren't you?

    Ride there on your carbons and tubs, then do none-handed up and down TLW's road while taking a rain jacket on and off, or eating a gel, all nonchalant like. She might think you're a racer, maybe even a cat 3, and let you take pictures, which you can then post on here.

    Everyone's a winner.

    That is a bloody good - I like that.

    I'm not going to sleep with her though as much as she will want to sleep with me.

    Can I finish my chicken goujons first? I'm also having a bottle of Pepsi Max Ginger to wash it down. Proper athlete me. Perhaps I will make it Cat 3 on a second hand bicycle with dodgy wheels one day.....
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
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