TLW1s au pair thread
Matthewfalle
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As he keeps on going on about her and we still haven't seen any pictures, I have opened a thread so that we can Hound him constantly about this.
So, T-Star, pictures please.
So, T-Star, pictures please.
Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour
smithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.
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Only one man can furnish us with those and he seems to be a bit, well, chicken to do so.
Cluck cluck cluck cluuuuuuuck.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
He needs to check the pictures on his phone. He probably got ratarsed whilst marrying his cousins and took some pictures. Only problem is he can't remember what happened or why the current wife has given him a black eye.0
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And why he is also now singing falsetto.....Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
I am suggesting she looks something like this until proven otherwise.
The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
Who? The wife or the au pair?
Need pictures of both persons now to clear this one up.
Or is he too scared? Chick chick chick chicken.......Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Are we guilty of assuming the au pair is female?
Perhaps Mrs TLW has got herself some eye candy0 -
This new Eurosport player is shite. I can't get it to go full screen on this here laptop.0
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Ballysmate wrote:Are we guilty of assuming the au pair is female?
Perhaps Mrs TLW has got herself some eye candy
Perhaps it's male eye candy for TLW.....Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
I do have pictures now.........0
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POIDHPostby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
TTIUWP"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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That took me a moment to work out.Stevo 666 wrote:TTIUWP0 -
As per an old forum I used to frequent, Pics with Hovis or it never happened.
The Hovis reference was due to people claiming they had taken the photo so a requirement for dubious images was a loaf of Hovis taking a prominent position thus ensuring the authenticity of images.0 -
Still waiting......Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Depends what type of bread. Sliced loaf or baps?Step83 wrote:As per an old forum I used to frequent, Pics with Hovis or it never happened.0 -
There is still only one pic in this thread. Until this is genuinely rectified by TLW1 I shall be assuming that this is his au pair nullifying any bragging points.The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
Pinno wrote:Garry H wrote:This new Eurosport player is shite. I can't get it to go full screen on this here laptop.
Er... in the spirit of off topic. Yes, it's shyte.
Where's the 'Videos' section?
Working fine on my aging Tosh running Windows 7 and in Firefox.
Videos is now 'On Demand' - make sure you click, and double check you have clicked 'Replay' instead of 'All' as otherwise it will show you the result alongside the full replay, ie 'So and so, pounces to take Stage 3' :?Felt F70 05 (Turbo)
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Daniel B wrote:Pinno wrote:Garry H wrote:This new Eurosport player is shite. I can't get it to go full screen on this here laptop.
Er... in the spirit of off topic. Yes, it's shyte.
Where's the 'Videos' section?
Working fine on my aging Tosh running Windows 7 and in Firefox.
Videos is now 'On Demand' - make sure you click, and double check you have clicked 'Replay' instead of 'All' as otherwise it will show you the result alongside the full replay, ie 'So and so, pounces to take Stage 3' :?
Cheers DB, nice tip.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Still waiting.
I reckon he employed a hippodogapig.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Veronese68 wrote:
Depends what type of bread. Sliced loaf or baps?Step83 wrote:As per an old forum I used to frequent, Pics with Hovis or it never happened.
Generally speaking any Hovis branded goods were allowed, though bonus points for a Hovis lorry.
In this instance though I feel baps may be more appropriate?0 -
Pinno wrote:Daniel B wrote:Pinno wrote:Garry H wrote:This new Eurosport player is shite. I can't get it to go full screen on this here laptop.
Er... in the spirit of off topic. Yes, it's shyte.
Where's the 'Videos' section?
Working fine on my aging Tosh running Windows 7 and in Firefox.
Videos is now 'On Demand' - make sure you click, and double check you have clicked 'Replay' instead of 'All' as otherwise it will show you the result alongside the full replay, ie 'So and so, pounces to take Stage 3' :?
Cheers DB, nice tip.
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How about a rump steak or a hamburger? Depending on what sort of pics TLW has managed to get.Step83 wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
Depends what type of bread. Sliced loaf or baps?Step83 wrote:As per an old forum I used to frequent, Pics with Hovis or it never happened.
Generally speaking any Hovis branded goods were allowed, though bonus points for a Hovis lorry.
In this instance though I feel baps may be more appropriate?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Why stop at a picture......... come to sunny Shropshire and see her in the flesh under the pretext of a bike ride
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There you go. Not sure what all the fuss was about!0 -
Stevo 666 wrote:
How about a rump steak or a hamburger? Depending on what sort of pics TLW has managed to get.Step83 wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
Depends what type of bread. Sliced loaf or baps?Step83 wrote:As per an old forum I used to frequent, Pics with Hovis or it never happened.
Generally speaking any Hovis branded goods were allowed, though bonus points for a Hovis lorry.
In this instance though I feel baps may be more appropriate?
Might be a ham sandwich at this rate.
Mine to Shropshire is a about 120 miles, if you could arrange her to be in said shorts with suitable food and drink I may consider this.0 -
WE DEMAND PICTURESPostby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:WE DEMAND PICTURES
You're somewhere in the vicinity of Shropshire aren't you?
Ride there on your carbons and tubs, then do none-handed up and down TLW's road while taking a rain jacket on and off, or eating a gel, all nonchalant like. She might think you're a racer, maybe even a cat 3, and let you take pictures, which you can then post on here.
Everyone's a winner.0 -
hopkinb wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:WE DEMAND PICTURES
You're somewhere in the vicinity of Shropshire aren't you?
Ride there on your carbons and tubs, then do none-handed up and down TLW's road while taking a rain jacket on and off, or eating a gel, all nonchalant like. She might think you're a racer, maybe even a cat 3, and let you take pictures, which you can then post on here.
Everyone's a winner.
That is a bloody good - I like that.
I'm not going to sleep with her though as much as she will want to sleep with me.
Can I finish my chicken goujons first? I'm also having a bottle of Pepsi Max Ginger to wash it down. Proper athlete me. Perhaps I will make it Cat 3 on a second hand bicycle with dodgy wheels one day.....Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0
