How ironic is this?
b. 1998
Posts: 88
Ok btw I'm not part of a club as groups are for the weak and besides it's gay asf but something ironic I noticed is that most of the people in my local club are retired older people which is fine but the problem is that these people, riding endlessly, taking photos of their cakes and tea during their café stops (an English tradition as far as cycling goes), again which is fine, the actual problem is that despite the distance and time these people devote, they are still out of shape and overweight wtf?
And when I pass them doing 25mph, they get annoyed and agitated, ironically I don't spend as much time cycling as them and I definitely do not stop for those gay coffee stops?
It's also ironic that despite them cycling in a group, they still avg like 17 mph.
Irony is definitely a real theme.
And when I pass them doing 25mph, they get annoyed and agitated, ironically I don't spend as much time cycling as them and I definitely do not stop for those gay coffee stops?
It's also ironic that despite them cycling in a group, they still avg like 17 mph.
Irony is definitely a real theme.
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b. 1998 wrote:
Irony is definitely a real theme.
So is trolling...0 -
Troll?
I had him down as a bellend.0 -
"Gay" seems to be a theme also!?!?
Horses for courses eh!0 -
Ballysmate wrote:Troll?
I had him down as a bellend.
Well yeah - that too...0 -
Phil&hisbikes wrote:"Gay" seems to be a theme also!?!?
Horses for courses eh!
Surely you're not suggesting he protesteth too much?
I'm still chuckling at "petulant man-baby" from the other thread
Well done that man.Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.0 -
Don't feed the bellend...Rose Xeon CDX 3100, Ultegra Di2 disc (nice weather)
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b. 1998 wrote:
And when I pass them doing 25mph, they get annoyed and agitated, ironically I don't spend as much time cycling as them and I definitely do not stop for those gay coffee stops?
It's also ironic that despite them cycling in a group, they still avg like 17 mph.
Irony is definitely a real theme.
25mph on your tricycle. That's awesome.0 -
25mph on a BICYCLE, though I might need a unicycle to make things fair, people look at me like I'm cheating or have a motor with such pace. Check my strava.Brakeless wrote:b. 1998 wrote:
And when I pass them doing 25mph, they get annoyed and agitated, ironically I don't spend as much time cycling as them and I definitely do not stop for those gay coffee stops?
It's also ironic that despite them cycling in a group, they still avg like 17 mph.
Irony is definitely a real theme.
25mph on your tricycle. That's awesome.0 -
b. 1998 wrote:Check my strava.
Checked it already mate. It's really nothing special, so sit down.0 -
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b. 1998 wrote:Now admire the faster and stronger person.
Like I said mate. I looked at your rides - and they are nothing special. If you want accolades, go pin a number on.
Crap trolling though, really not good enough.0 -
Is it true you gain an aero advantage with upside down bottle cages?0
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b.1998, not everyone rides a bike to go as fast as possible, or to get super fit or to lose weight, and believe it or not not everyone uses Strava. I ride a bike cos I just enjoy cycling 0
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b. 1998 wrote:
25mph on a BICYCLE, though I might need a unicycle to make things fair, people look at me like I'm cheating or have a motor with such pace. Check my strava.Brakeless wrote:b. 1998 wrote:
And when I pass them doing 25mph, they get annoyed and agitated, ironically I don't spend as much time cycling as them and I definitely do not stop for those gay coffee stops?
It's also ironic that despite them cycling in a group, they still avg like 17 mph.
Irony is definitely a real theme.
25mph on your tricycle. That's awesome.
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/self-pra ... no-praise/0 -
Where is the rest of your ride?0
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I bet his dad wishes he'd had his vasectomy in 1997.0
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Webboo wrote:I bet his dad wishes he'd had his vasectomy in 1997.
Or his ex boyfriend does...?0 -
I think I banned his previous ID in my life as moderator... couple of years ago, same thread basically... good to see people keep coming back... :-)left the forum March 20230
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But on another thread you (the OP) posted a link to a strava ride of 26 miles in an hour and a half, somewhere pancake flat. Not quite pro just yet. I can average 17mph on rough Scottish roads in high winds with hills thrown in, after a 50 hour week at work, and I'm 43. You suck.
Besides, you are 18. Come back when you are 36, and let us know whether you want to spend Saturday mornings on a hammerfest, or something more social.0 -
Maths not your strong point,38 miles in 2 hrs 8 mins is abit off 25mph.b. 1998 wrote:Ok btw I'm not part of a club as groups are for the weak and besides it's gay asf but something ironic I noticed is that most of the people in my local club are retired older people which is fine but the problem is that these people, riding endlessly, taking photos of their cakes and tea during their café stops (an English tradition as far as cycling goes), again which is fine, the actual problem is that despite the distance and time these people devote, they are still out of shape and overweight wtf?
And when I pass them doing 25mph, they get annoyed and agitated, ironically I don't spend as much time cycling as them and I definitely do not stop for those gay coffee stops?
It's also ironic that despite them cycling in a group, they still avg like 17 mph.
Irony is definitely a real theme.0 -
Ah, this is a metric/imperial issue isn't it? Like those guys at NASA. This guy makes the same mistakes smart people make. He be smart.Webboo wrote:
Maths not your strong point,38 miles in 2 hrs 8 mins is abit off 25mph.b. 1998 wrote:Ok btw I'm not part of a club as groups are for the weak and besides it's gay asf but something ironic I noticed is that most of the people in my local club are retired older people which is fine but the problem is that these people, riding endlessly, taking photos of their cakes and tea during their café stops (an English tradition as far as cycling goes), again which is fine, the actual problem is that despite the distance and time these people devote, they are still out of shape and overweight wtf?
And when I pass them doing 25mph, they get annoyed and agitated, ironically I don't spend as much time cycling as them and I definitely do not stop for those gay coffee stops?
It's also ironic that despite them cycling in a group, they still avg like 17 mph.
Irony is definitely a real theme.0 -
b. 1998 wrote:
It's also ironic that despite them cycling in a group, they still avg like 17 mph.
They're either avg 17 mph or they're not, What is like 17 mph?0 -
Sutton Rider wrote:b. 1998 wrote:
It's also ironic that despite them cycling in a group, they still avg like 17 mph.
Their either avg 17 mph or their not, What is like 17 mph?
That's quite good on a thread about irony. Did you mean 'They're' ?0 -
Yes, like corrected.0
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Look at my strava overview. Ive been out for 10 weeks because of school and ive just gotten back so my pace is slower but it's increasing with every ride. I averaged 18.5mph on my recent ride. When fit, i average 20+ mphFirst Aspect wrote:But on another thread you (the OP) posted a link to a strava ride of 26 miles in an hour and a half, somewhere pancake flat. Not quite pro just yet. I can average 17mph on rough Scottish roads in high winds with hills thrown in, after a 50 hour week at work, and I'm 43. You suck.
Besides, you are 18. Come back when you are 36, and let us know whether you want to spend Saturday mornings on a hammerfest, or something more social.0
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