Inexplicable crushes

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  • Above thought I'd better clarify I am talking about Sarah Palin there.......
  • cowsham
    cowsham Posts: 1,399
    Above thought I'd better clarify I am talking about Sarah Palin there.......

    She likes you -- look she's winking at you
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  • Cowsham wrote:
    Above thought I'd better clarify I am talking about Sarah Palin there.......

    She likes you -- look she's winking at you
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    I knew it, she is up for it ...... Can't resist me, all my life I've been an inexplicable crush magnet.......
    Sadly nothing explicable though.
  • cowsham
    cowsham Posts: 1,399
    Cowsham wrote:
    Above thought I'd better clarify I am talking about Sarah Palin there.......

    She likes you -- look she's winking at you
    18es7y3yl99fxjpg.jpg
    I knew it, she is up for it ...... Can't resist me, all my life I've been an inexplicable crush magnet.......
    Sadly nothing explicable though.

    I could if she'd let me gag her -- I'd let on it's some sexual thing I get off on to hide the fact it's just so I wouldn't have to listen to her.
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    Cowsham wrote:
    This thread is rubbish, because no one gets the concept, at all.

    No one?

    I get it

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Cruff wrote:
    Cowsham wrote:
    Has anyone mentioned Kellyanne Conway?

    No crush here but I think she would fit perfectly the inexplicability of some crushes if someone did fancy her.

    It seems thread drift needed to be recovered so I thought I'd mention her. There's a few levels of inexplicability going on with her. From the way she looks like Billy Idol does now but with a long wig on at times to her ridiculous defence of trump and political leanings.

    Definitely fits the inexplicable bit. :shock:
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    Hat

    Actually, Picard in drag is marginally better looking than Conway. And I'm neither a Star Trek fan, or gay

    why has someone posted a picture of Zelda?

    #wtafisthat?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • crispybug2
    crispybug2 Posts: 2,915
    Steph McGovern??

    It’s more the voice than the looks that puts me off!
  • cruff
    cruff Posts: 1,518
    crispybug2 wrote:
    Steph McGovern??

    It’s more the voice than the looks that puts me off!
    No idea who she was until I looked her up

    https://goo.gl/images/tvsRYi

    Ye Gods that is not an attractuve woman. She makes the 'inexplicable' cut for me
    Fat chopper. Some racing. Some testing. Some crashing.
    Specialising in Git Daaahns and Cafs. Norvern Munkey/Transplanted Laaandoner.
  • cowsham
    cowsham Posts: 1,399
    edited August 2018
    Cruff wrote:
    crispybug2 wrote:
    Steph McGovern??

    It’s more the voice than the looks that puts me off!
    No idea who she was until I looked her up

    https://goo.gl/images/tvsRYi

    Ye Gods that is not an attractuve woman. She makes the 'inexplicable' cut for me

    Beat you guys to it -- page 65 -- wee Mike Bushell was ridin er.
  • tangled_metal
    tangled_metal Posts: 4,021
    Cruff wrote:
    Cowsham wrote:
    Has anyone mentioned Kellyanne Conway?

    No crush here but I think she would fit perfectly the inexplicability of some crushes if someone did fancy her.

    It seems thread drift needed to be recovered so I thought I'd mention her. There's a few levels of inexplicability going on with her. From the way she looks like Billy Idol does now but with a long wig on at times to her ridiculous defence of trump and political leanings.

    Definitely fits the inexplicable bit. :shock:
    patrick-stewart-kellyanne-conway-drag.jpg
    Hat

    Actually, Picard in drag is marginally better looking than Conway. And I'm neither a Star Trek fan, or gay

    why has someone posted a picture of Zelda?

    #wtafisthat?
    I think it's a witch puppet from Henson's puppet factory. Certainly got a look of one of Sesame Street or the Muppets' more darker characters.
  • cowsham
    cowsham Posts: 1,399
    palin4.jpg?resize=286,600

    Explicable I think ?
  • cruff
    cruff Posts: 1,518
    Irrespective of the relative merits/demerits of Sarah Palin vi's this thread, that photo is obviously fake. Her head is twice the size it should be, has different skin tone and is at the wrong angle
    Fat chopper. Some racing. Some testing. Some crashing.
    Specialising in Git Daaahns and Cafs. Norvern Munkey/Transplanted Laaandoner.
  • crispybug2
    crispybug2 Posts: 2,915
    I feel the same way about Sarah Palin as I do that other fascist Pritti Patel, I’d hate myself the morning after..

    ...but I’d wait until the morning after to hate myself!
  • cowsham
    cowsham Posts: 1,399
    crispybug2 wrote:
    I feel the same way about Sarah Palin as I do that other fascist Pritti Patel, I’d hate myself the morning after..

    ...but I’d wait until the morning after to hate myself!

    Could see the attraction if it was this Pritti Patel
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    But this one is more inexplicable

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  • Can we have mythical characters ? If yes, then I nominate the White Witch from the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.


    https://www.pinterest.ie/pin/115756652897951065/
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Millie in the Middle's mother.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    Redjeep! wrote:
    Can we have mythical characters ? If yes, then I nominate the White Witch from the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.


    https://www.pinterest.ie/pin/115756652897951065/

    Well, it all depends on the drawing or portrayal of said mythical creature

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • mrfpb
    mrfpb Posts: 4,569
    Millie in the Middle's mother.
    Hank Zipser's mother.
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    I often have "voice" crushes for radio presenters - i don't know what they look like and don't want to find out in case they have a face for radio and i can keep the dream alive!
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Chris Bass wrote:
    I often have "voice" crushes for radio presenters - i don't know what they look like and don't want to find out in case they have a face for radio and i can keep the dream alive!

    Ha yes me too and on the phone as well with help lines etc,fantasy is fun.
  • eric_draven
    eric_draven Posts: 1,192
    Chris Bass wrote:
    I often have "voice" crushes for radio presenters - i don't know what they look like and don't want to find out in case they have a face for radio and i can keep the dream alive!

    Ha yes me too and on the phone as well with help lines etc,fantasy is fun.

    I used to love the sound of Bobby Prior's voice,when she was reading the traffic news on Radio2
  • Tashman
    Tashman Posts: 3,497
    Chris Bass wrote:
    I often have "voice" crushes for radio presenters - i don't know what they look like and don't want to find out in case they have a face for radio and i can keep the dream alive!

    Ha yes me too and on the phone as well with help lines etc,fantasy is fun.
    Years ago when I worked for the now defunct Comet, there was a woman at the Bristol service centre whose voice would make me melt evry time. Dead flirty too! Was a hell of a reality check when I finally met her a couple of years later on a visit. Such a let down :?
  • mrfpb
    mrfpb Posts: 4,569
    I was missing the voice of "alcopops" the reporter on RadMac, but I'm happy to have rediscovered her on Radio 3, using her "serious" name Elizabeth Alker.
  • mrfpb
    mrfpb Posts: 4,569
    The Greek entry on Eurovision.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,592
    Gwendoline Christie.
  • cruff
    cruff Posts: 1,518
    Pross wrote:
    Gwendoline Christie.
    Not remotely inexplicable. She's fit as f***, funny, and if anyone said owt to you when you were out and about, she could bang them out for you
    Fat chopper. Some racing. Some testing. Some crashing.
    Specialising in Git Daaahns and Cafs. Norvern Munkey/Transplanted Laaandoner.
  • mrfpb
    mrfpb Posts: 4,569
    Annunciata "Don't call me Nancy" Rees-Mogg
  • cruff
    cruff Posts: 1,518
    mrfpb wrote:
    Annunciata "Don't call me Nancy" Rees-Mogg
    Get out
    Fat chopper. Some racing. Some testing. Some crashing.
    Specialising in Git Daaahns and Cafs. Norvern Munkey/Transplanted Laaandoner.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Esther McVey
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • cruff
    cruff Posts: 1,518
    Slowmart wrote:
    Esther McVey
    GET OUT!
    Fat chopper. Some racing. Some testing. Some crashing.
    Specialising in Git Daaahns and Cafs. Norvern Munkey/Transplanted Laaandoner.