The Daily Musings Thread...

bg13

Veronese68 wrote:

I wonder how the chicken got sick? Probably spent too much time in the party barn with bg. I strongly suspect bg doesn't have manflu but bird flu, more likely a dose of bird clap as well.
Traditional Thursday morning hangover is very much in evidence today, it was a slow ride in through the gloom. I thought it was my head but it turns out it was actually foggy out. Onwards and upwards...

Oi! I've never penetrated a hen...........honest.

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

I wonder how the chicken got sick? Probably spent too much time in the party barn with bg. I strongly suspect bg doesn't have manflu but bird flu, more likely a dose of bird clap as well.
Traditional Thursday morning hangover is very much in evidence today, it was a slow ride in through the gloom. I thought it was my head but it turns out it was actually foggy out. Onwards and upwards...

Oi! I've never penetrated a hen...........honest.

You're lucky he didn't ask about the pigs.

Evening party barn-goers,

Its been a long day and there's the Strifey job list waiting for when I get home. May have to nip out for a run instead!

At least during the course of the day I deprived France of several million in tax. Wouldn't want bg getting too comfortable would we

bg13

Morning sufferers of erectile dysfunction,

Feeling a little bullied as i could have done with some of that tax money and feel i must stand down as a keeper of domestic animals in case any allegations surface of any improper treatment, i will stand behind my excuse that 'i slipped'

Ordering sand and stone today so that our project can have a floor.

Toodles

veronese68

Morning deviants and hen shagger,
Another gloomy foggy morning over here, at least it's Fryday so I'll be eating loads of fried dead porker at lunchtime. Ran the bar at the scouts fireworks display, no scouts were harmed and we drank the beer that wasn't sold so all went as well as could be. Not too hung over this morning as we did sell nearly all of the beer. Could do with a kip now though.

Stevo_666

Afternoon Wasters,

Managed to get through my presentation to the board this afternoon and walked out with all my limbs intact. In fact they seemed strangely happy with me, must have lied very convincingly

Once I've done my Dads taxi stuff I think I'll crack open the cider.

angry_bird

Morning bumders

Seems to have been a bit of a hectic week. The GF moved in last weekend and it's been chaos ever since. I can't find anything I want each time she decides to "tidy" or "make the place look nicer"

As a result I've hidden anything I value in the bike bedroom and after I finish work at lunch (hopefully) today, intend to retreat up there and fit a new lock so her purge can't extend that far.

TTFN

tlw1

AB - your life is stuffed now

Today is dad's taxi stuff in the morning, followed by a decent ride with my mate.

Then into town later with the family for ale and food

bg13

Morning sex pests,

Angrybird-hahahahaha

Animals fed and now back in the sack for a wee lie in. Fortunately my vicious manflu seems to be on the wane, but at least i managed to pass it on to the Mrs.

Random tasks in store today, i just need her direction when she surfaces.

Toodles

bg13

Update:

Apparently while your wife is putting the summer quilts in bags and using the vaccuum to get all the air out, putting a hand on the back of her head and shouting 'suck it b1tch' is considered quite childish!

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

Update:

Apparently while your wife is putting the summer quilts in bags and using the vaccuum to get all the air out, putting a hand on the back of her head and shouting 'suck it b1tch' is considered quite childish!

I think you're an MP really

Stevo_666

Angry Bird wrote:

Morning bumders

Seems to have been a bit of a hectic week. The GF moved in last weekend and it's been chaos ever since. I can't find anything I want each time she decides to "tidy" or "make the place look nicer"

As a result I've hidden anything I value in the bike bedroom and after I finish work at lunch (hopefully) today, intend to retreat up there and fit a new lock so her purge can't extend that far.

TTFN

Oh dear....next thing you know she'll put cushions everywhere, make you drink your beer out of a glass and tell you go outside if youre going to fart. Save yourself, it's too late for the rest of us.

Lots of jobs done today and just been for a run as may dodgy arm isn't quite good enough to hold me up off the bars of the bike. Food n drink soon

bg13

Stevo 666 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

Update:

Apparently while your wife is putting the summer quilts in bags and using the vaccuum to get all the air out, putting a hand on the back of her head and shouting 'suck it b1tch' is considered quite childish!

I think you're an MP really

I couldn't possibly comment.

Morning pheasant pluckers,

Animals fed, motd watched and I'm getting ready for a trip to Angouleme to watch some rugby, second tier but a pretty good standard. And also may have a beer or two!

Toodles

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

Update:

Apparently while your wife is putting the summer quilts in bags and using the vaccuum to get all the air out, putting a hand on the back of her head and shouting 'suck it b1tch' is considered quite childish!

I think you're an MP really

I couldn't possibly comment.

Morning pheasant pluckers,

Animals fed, motd watched and I'm getting ready for a trip to Angouleme to watch some rugby, second tier but a pretty good standard. And also may have a beer or two!

Toodles

Well it sounds like a fun job.

I've been doing less interesting jobs today including clearing (mostly Strifeys) crap out of the garage which has been maturing there for some time :roll:

bg13

Happy monday twatbaggs,

Been a busy boy today, clearing, tidying, washing yada yada yad.

Tried a small bottle of the cider when some chums popped over, it shows promise. Not sure of the strength so when it's ready I'll do a litre and then use an alcohol meter, see how p1ssed i get!

Toodles.

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

Happy monday twatbaggs,

Been a busy boy today, clearing, tidying, washing yada yada yad.

Tried a small bottle of the cider when some chums popped over, it shows promise. Not sure of the strength so when it's ready I'll do a litre and then use an alcohol meter, see how p1ssed i get!

Toodles.

Is it Monday already?

Had to bunk off early to dog sit while junior goes to a prospective 6th form evening thing. So will finish off soon and crack open the cider

bg13

Good day lurkers and prevaricators,

Twas a cold early this morning but the sun is out and it's warming up. Been to pick up some chopped up pig bits and sausages for our party week guests, from the Tamworth breed apparently.
Later is the car in for the French version of an mot so fingers crossed for that.

Toodles.

Stevo_666

Bit knackered as it the first day back on the bike since I farked my shoulder. Still, it's only roadie riding so dead easy. I've treated my self to French plonk to ease the aches and pains in my legs

angry_bird

Morning bumders

Today will involve work and the 5th night on call out of the past 6. Yay!

TTFN

veronese68

Afternoon lifters of the shirts,
Bird are you volunteering to go on call as the beloved has now moved in? Can't say "the bird" as bird of bird would be bird² which is just plain confusing.
Been a fairly hectic few days with nothing particularly good going on to make it worthwhile. Thankfully I do believe it is now Wednesday so I will be drinking beer of the brown variety.
Coffee will have to get me through the rest of the afternoon.

Stevo_666

Angry Bird wrote:

Morning bumders

Today will involve work and the 5th night on call out of the past 6. Yay!

TTFN

Oddly enough my kid wants to be a vet. You're not really selling it to me birdie...

Tomorrow I have to deal with HR twats who want to control minion recruiting. They can FRO. I'm going to bully one of them into submission tomorrow morning just for good measure.

Over the hump and onwards to the weekend

angry_bird

Stevo 666 wrote:

Angry Bird wrote:

Morning bumders

Today will involve work and the 5th night on call out of the past 6. Yay!

TTFN

Oddly enough my kid wants to be a vet. You're not really selling it to me birdie...

Tomorrow I have to deal with HR twats who want to control minion recruiting. They can FRO. I'm going to bully one of them into submission tomorrow morning just for good measure.

Over the hump and onwards to the weekend

So far it's fun tonight, playing CSI with something a bit unusual.

Wheelspinner

Angry Bird wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Angry Bird wrote:

Morning bumders

Today will involve work and the 5th night on call out of the past 6. Yay!

TTFN

Oddly enough my kid wants to be a vet. You're not really selling it to me birdie...

Tomorrow I have to deal with HR twats who want to control minion recruiting. They can FRO. I'm going to bully one of them into submission tomorrow morning just for good measure.

Over the hump and onwards to the weekend

So far it's fun tonight, playing CSI with something a bit unusual.

Roadkill?

veronese68

Bird is to vets what House is to TV doctors.

angry_bird

Not roadkill this time, although driving along in the dark earlier I thought I saw a dead badger, on the other side of the road so turned around, pulled over to collect it and then discovered it was actually an otter. Bit annoyed as I'd got all excited, get £20 cash for each dead badger I collect so that would have been some nice beer money for this weekend.

Stevo_666

Angry Bird wrote:

Not roadkill this time, although driving along in the dark earlier I thought I saw a dead badger, on the other side of the road so turned around, pulled over to collect it and then discovered it was actually an otter. Bit annoyed as I'd got all excited, get £20 cash for each dead badger I collect so that would have been some nice beer money for this weekend.

Just paint some black and white stripes on it and job's a good 'un.

bg13

Evening d1cks,

First chums arrived yesterday so this morning was hangover tastic, another pair arrive tonight so could be messy again,mthen six turn up tomorrow. Anyone got a decent liver i can borrow. Tlws must get a fair pasting so I don't want that one,

Toodles

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

Evening d1cks,

First chums arrived yesterday so this morning was hangover tastic, another pair arrive tonight so could be messy again,mthen six turn up tomorrow. Anyone got a decent liver i can borrow. Tlws must get a fair pasting so I don't want that one,

Toodles

TLW might be using his as I hear it's his birthday today and all downhill to 50 after this

Quietish day at the office but the riding has knackered me out. I need grub and cider!

veronese68

Evening bird and assorted OAPs,
Only a slow pedal to work as feeling utterly shattered. Managed to offend a few people at work without really trying. Upset my manager by making a stupid un-PC joke when the new HR assistant was being shown around by the woman in charge of HR. They laughed, he cringed in the background. Day out at the NEC tomorrow, deep joy.

tlw1

Say hello to my dad v68

May have drank my own body weight last night at birthday drinks

Today is no work, so off for a run, then school run and off for a ride with some pals - basically avoiding the house as the work on the kitchen starts today

Later between daddy taxi stuff, there will be pub

bg13

Morning gets,

House occupation currently at six, this will double by mid afternoon and the third, first night frenzy will kick off. I expect to be as p1ssed as a tlw at a free bar.

Anyhoo, onwards to a swift airport run followed by liver destruction.

Toodles