The Daily Musings Thread...

bg13

Morning walkers,

Got a pal visiting later, well over 20 years since we last met, could lead to a messy night though his mrs is a bit staid!

In other news I've had a quick squint at the next foxy hunters calendar, a few of the ladies on there could get me harder than Steven Hawkings homework without trying too hard!

Anyhoo, onwards to possible drunkenness.

Toodles

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

PS: No reply from The Mule to my PM and looks like he hasn't logged in since 24th August. Does anyone have his mobile number and fancies dropping him a text to make sure he really isn't in a ditch with his head pointing backwards?

I've no contact details for le mule, sure he'll be ok. Or he's been killed dead buy a tazer to the plums or something!

Found him
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/news/4401415/armed-cop-accidentally-tasers-his-own-police-van-while-singing-and-jiggling-about-to-bhangra-music/amp/

Woke up to find a van parked in our neighbours hedge. Called police who didn't want to know so contacted council who have incredibly helpfully slapped a ticket on it. Well that sorted then :roll:

Tomorrow is Stropteens birthday so need to go get her something after lunch and also buy myself a hockey mask and chain saw for answering the door.

bg13

Sunday is here worms,

Mild cognac, whisky, beer and wine hangover this morning but just smashed some leftover pizza down my fat face and the world is all good again.

Picking up our pigs sometime next week so I'll be growing my own bacons again!

Toodles

Stevo_666

Evening Mongs.

Saw that van that was in our neighbours hedge parked at the top of the hill. I reckon some bell end must have not put the handbrake on properly! Anyhow, Stropteens 16th birthday now over and I will need to start investing in shotguns. Work tomorrow unfortunately.

bg13

Happy monday workers,

Rainy here but building progress must occur or mrs13 will be more of a moany get than usual. At least its indoors work so I'll stay dry as it's a bit moist here!

Toodles

veronese68

Rather moist here as well, made driving in seem like a very good idea.
Feeling absolutely knackered after a hectic weekend and much beer. Unfortunately pesky bloody customers keep calling me when I'm trying to sleep. Cakes later so it's not all bad.
Boy's birthday went off uneventfully at least. Went to a pub on Saturday night and managed to break my chain riding home. This meant I failed in my promise to the EPO of not being back too late. Thankfully she forgot all about how late I was as the lad rolled in shitfaced at about 4am.

Stevo_666

Luckily we don't have the alcoholic teenager thing to deal with yet. Time will tell. We went out for a cracking dinner at some Indian street food restaurant last night for Stropteens birthday which was bloody good but my guts didn't make me popular with the rest of the household this morning.

Bailed out on cycling to work as well after looking out the window this morning and seeing p1ssing rain. So feeling a bit lardy today...

tlw1

Tuesday

Working from home to try and recover from manflu/ultra

Later might be chainsaw if the weather improves

angry_bird

Morning bumders

Day of riding bikes, depending on how the hand feels, but I should imagine it will be ok as I can bend all the fingers now at least!

Do have to pop into the office quickly as apparently there's a present for me to pick up and drop some paperwork off, also the cat needs her vaccine soon so I might as well book it and pop a full discount on it while I'm there.

TTFN

bg13

Morning worshippers of the pusseh!

Bit of flooring work and piggy style electric fencing yesterday, today could be more of the same, collect the pigs on thursday so looking forward to that, they may be a bit big to shove between a couple of slices of bread and brown sauce but I'll give it a go.
In brewing news all the apple cider is popping away nicely but the pears aren't doing a great deal so think they may need some sugar.
Onwards to alcohol induced blindness.

Toodles

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

Morning worshippers of the pusseh!

Bit of flooring work and piggy style electric fencing yesterday, today could be more of the same, collect the pigs on thursday so looking forward to that, they may be a bit big to shove between a couple of slices of bread and brown sauce but I'll give it a go.
In brewing news all the apple cider is popping away nicely but the pears aren't doing a great deal so think they may need some sugar.
Onwards to alcohol induced blindness.

Toodles

Bacon and cider - two of my favourites. How much do you charge to stay at the bg13 'Bates' Motel?

Morning at the dentist getting root canal treatment. Afternoon spent on the corporate hamster wheel - shortly packing in to head out for a bit to eat. Well deserved too!

bg13

Stevo 666 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

Morning worshippers of the pusseh!

Bit of flooring work and piggy style electric fencing yesterday, today could be more of the same, collect the pigs on thursday so looking forward to that, they may be a bit big to shove between a couple of slices of bread and brown sauce but I'll give it a go.
In brewing news all the apple cider is popping away nicely but the pears aren't doing a great deal so think they may need some sugar.
Onwards to alcohol induced blindness.

Toodles

Bacon and cider - two of my favourites. How much do you charge to stay at the bg13 'Bates' Motel?

Morning at the dentist getting root canal treatment. Afternoon spent on the corporate hamster wheel - shortly packing in to head out for a bit to eat. Well deserved too!

Many arrive, few leave :evil:

tlw1

bg13 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

Morning worshippers of the pusseh!

Bit of flooring work and piggy style electric fencing yesterday, today could be more of the same, collect the pigs on thursday so looking forward to that, they may be a bit big to shove between a couple of slices of bread and brown sauce but I'll give it a go.
In brewing news all the apple cider is popping away nicely but the pears aren't doing a great deal so think they may need some sugar.
Onwards to alcohol induced blindness.

Toodles

Bacon and cider - two of my favourites. How much do you charge to stay at the bg13 'Bates' Motel?

Morning at the dentist getting root canal treatment. Afternoon spent on the corporate hamster wheel - shortly packing in to head out for a bit to eat. Well deserved too!

Many arrive, few leave :evil:

Got to feed those pigs

bg13

Afternoon tw@s,

Not sure what day it is as that lazy fark Tkm cannot be arrissed!

Today I'm shifting wood from the big tin barn to the metal garage in anticipation of someones landmark birthday party in November! How i got this old is a mystery, at least I'm not as old as some others on here.

Toodles

tlw1

bg13 wrote:

Afternoon tw@s,

Not sure what day it is as that lazy fark Tkm cannot be arrissed!

Today I'm shifting wood from the big tin barn to the metal garage in anticipation of someones landmark birthday party in November! How i got this old is a mystery, at least I'm not as old as some others on here.

Toodles

When is your 60th?

tlw1

Day of meeting in Brum is followed by Brighton- which frankly, I should have already left for

angry_bird

Afternoon bumders

Car serviced, bike ridden, been to the physio. Seems like a productive day so far. Time to ruin it all with some A-grade faffing and procrastination instead of cleaning and packing.

TTFN

bg13

TLW1 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

Afternoon tw@s,

Not sure what day it is as that lazy fark Tkm cannot be arrissed!

Today I'm shifting wood from the big tin barn to the metal garage in anticipation of someones landmark birthday party in November! How i got this old is a mystery, at least I'm not as old as some others on here.

Toodles

When is your 60th?

A long while after Stevo and V68!

veronese68

I'm sure bg is older than me if he was born in 1913.
Funny old day today. Manic morning was followed by dicking about in front of some cameras. Looking forward to the pub now.

bg13

Veronese68 wrote:

I'm sure bg is older than me if he was born in 1913.
Funny old day today. Manic morning was followed by dicking about in front of some cameras. Looking forward to the pub now.

2013, you trying to groom me you nonce!

veronese68

bg13 wrote:

2013, you trying to groom me you nonce!

I think you're waaaaaaaaay passed that :shock:

bg13

Veronese68 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

2013, you trying to groom me you nonce!

I think you're waaaaaaaaay passed that :shock:

Bugger!

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

TLW1 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

Afternoon tw@s,

Not sure what day it is as that lazy fark Tkm cannot be arrissed!

Today I'm shifting wood from the big tin barn to the metal garage in anticipation of someones landmark birthday party in November! How i got this old is a mystery, at least I'm not as old as some others on here.

Toodles

When is your 60th?

A long while after Stevo and V68!

Oh no it isn't...

Evening carpet munchers, cycling has made me so tired I can't really be arsed to move. At least I've got the footy on radio 5 live for now. Tomorrow is my Friday as I've got half a day in work then headed North with a mate to do some skip filling duty. And a few beers...

bg13

Morning old people,

Busy yesterday, busy today. Slight delay on pigs arrival helps, now get them on Saturday.
At the weather has been decent so i can work outside, how is it there worms?

Toodles

veronese68

It was more than a little moist last night bg. Not raining yet this morning at least.
Drove in this morning due to a large dose of cba, the mild Thursday morning hangover and I'm out tonight as soon as I ditch the motor. To ensure the complete confusion of my body clock we're having fryday today and going to eat fried dead pig based products for lunch.
onwards and upwards...

bg13

Veronese68 wrote:

It was more than a little moist last night bg. Not raining yet this morning at least.
Drove in this morning due to a large dose of cba, the mild Thursday morning hangover and I'm out tonight as soon as I ditch the motor. To ensure the complete confusion of my body clock we're having fryday today and going to eat fried dead pig based products for lunch.
onwards and upwards...

Moist is a good thing, right?

Stevo_666

Hic!

Skip filling tomorrow....

bg13

Morning femenine products,

WHAT DAY IS IT TKM? I can't cope!

Bit quiet here though will be going out for a decent lunch which will write off the rest of the day.

Have a guest in the Gite late so will have to find a game face from somewhere.

Toodles

veronese68

Happy damned Fryday clunges,
Moist again round these parts, still pedalled in because I'm still half cut after last night. I will have to eat fried pork products to combat the incoming hangover and go to the pub with the Mrs later for some hair of the dog. Until then I will have to pretend I know what I'm doing and try no to follow through if I fart.

Stevo_666

Skip filled, tip visited. Been down pub and about to go out again for more beer and food. As we're in Redcar this could be quite risky