Compact Crank vs Semi-Compact
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Well...Pinno wrote:^ Does that mark the end of this bun fight?
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Apparently Markus O'Really ?-US AKA PileCruncher1, has a biggest climb of a whopping 879 ft....Clearly he carries an oxygen tank.0
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Could do with some more fish-based puns, just to finish it off....0
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MarkusO'really?-US wrote:Late last year, my blood pressure dived to about 70 / 20 after a ride, for no good reason that the medics could find. That landed me in the back of an ambulance, and a trip to casualty, because I flaked out, and face planted a stone floor.
Sorry to hear that, but perhaps there's clue in there somewhere that your mode of cycling has very few health benefits. Arguably, the primary health benefit of cycling is to the heart and lungs, it would appear that you don't stress either your heart or your lungs enough to get any beneficial adaptation whatsoever.
I'd even go so far as to suggest that the way you ride appears to be eely bad for your health : unless you weigh only slightly more than a damp hankerchief , the stress on your knees from 40 rpm in a big gear must be enormous, no wonder you assiduously avoid anything bigger than a speed hump...0 -
Yay, the bun fight is back on...
Good post MB. Excellent use of the word 'assiduously' and there's obviously no room for sentiment with you. I just wonder if a full stop and a new sentence between 'enormous' and 'no' would have been more appropriate but i'll let you off as you were obviously in full flow - at least 85 rpm. However, you did make a terrible fish pun so i'm going to have to give you only 9/10.
The full critique can be read on p94.
I'll be back later after a freezing night ride, guaranteed to make the legs go slow.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Hell P, you realy picked the bones out of that one -full stop-New sentence- I wasn't expecting a raid from the puctuation Police full stop-smiley face0
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Very grown up O'Really-US, I sense that the mask is slipping.Milemuncher1 wrote:MikeBrew wrote:MarkusO'really?-US wrote:Late last year, my blood pressure dived to about 70 / 20 after a ride, for no good reason that the medics could find. That landed me in the back of an ambulance, and a trip to casualty, because I flaked out, and face planted a stone floor.
Sorry to hear that, but perhaps there's clue in there somewhere that your mode of cycling has very few health benefits. Arguably, the primary health benefit of cycling is to the heart and lungs, it would appear that you don't stress either your heart or your lungs enough to get any beneficial adaptation whatsoever.
I'd even go so far as to suggest that the way you ride appears to be eely bad for your health : unless you weigh only slightly more than a damp hankerchief , the stress on your knees from 40 rpm in a big gear must be enormous, no wonder you assiduously avoid anything bigger than a speed hump...
And if you took the time to actually look at the ride profiles, you'd see what a complete tool you just made yourself look. Boil your head, you suck.
By the way, 879 ft is your biggest climb ....Pretty much a speed bump in the scheme of things, or don't you "get" irony ? You really are one clueless Hombre aren't you.0 -
The louder you shout, the less people listen.MikeBrew wrote:Milemuncher1 wrote:MikeBrew wrote:Apparently Markus O'Really ?-US AKA PileCruncher1, has a biggest climb of a whopping 879 ft....Clearly he carries an oxygen tank.
None of my rides are mountainous, except the ones in the Alps / Pyrenees / Dolomites, but until you show us how great you think you are, I'd suggest shutting the F up.
Tut Tut, what ever happened to the imperious facade o mighty one....? The only Willy Waver here is you, don't you even "get" that ? Really, O'Really-Us ! I feel compelled to point out that your powers of perception are properly pathetic...0 -
Milemuncher1 wrote:
The louder you shout, the less people listen.MikeBrew wrote:Milemuncher1 wrote:MikeBrew wrote:Apparently Markus O'Really ?-US AKA PileCruncher1, has a biggest climb of a whopping 879 ft....Clearly he carries an oxygen tank.
None of my rides are mountainous, except the ones in the Alps / Pyrenees / Dolomites, but until you show us how great you think you are, I'd suggest shutting the F up.
Tut Tut, what ever happened to the imperious facade o mighty one....? The only Willy Waver here is you, don't you even "get" that ? Really, O'Really-Us ! I feel compelled to point out that your powers of perception are properly pathetic...
Eureka ! You finally get it. My work here is done.
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I'm out, even when it was bad tempered a vague attempt was being made at making a cycling point. Now it's just name calling.0
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And not even witty name-calling at that. Time to lock the thread, methinks.97th choice wrote:I'm out, even when it was bad tempered a vague attempt was being made at making a cycling point. Now it's just name calling.0 -
MikeBrew wrote:Hell P, you realy picked the bones out of that one -full stop-New sentence- I wasn't expecting a raid from the puctuation Police full stop-smiley face
I thought we should move this thread on to something ridiculous and pedantic... Oh hang on...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Pinno wrote:MikeBrew wrote:Hell P, you realy picked the bones out of that one -full stop-New sentence- I wasn't expecting a raid from the puctuation Police full stop-smiley face
I thought we should move this thread on to something ridiculous and pedantic... Oh hang on...
Bugger ! He didn't even notice the thinly veiled fish pun.......
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Apparently, there's a fish called the Aholehole - I can't believe we all missed that...0
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MikeBrew wrote:Pinno wrote:MikeBrew wrote:Hell P, you realy picked the bones out of that one -full stop-New sentence- I wasn't expecting a raid from the puctuation Police full stop-smiley face
I thought we should move this thread on to something ridiculous and pedantic... Oh hang on...
Bugger ! He didn't even notice the thinly veiled fish pun.......
It was hardly 'thinly veiled', you're a Piranha.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Take your pick:
Aeneus corydoras
African glass catfish
African lungfish
Aholehole
Airbreathing catfish
Airsac catfish
Alaska blackfish
Albacore
Alewife
Alfonsino
Algae eater
Alligatorfish
Alligator gar
American sole
Amur pike
Anchovy
Anemonefish
Angelfish
Angler
Angler catfish
Anglerfish
Antarctic cod
Antarctic icefish
Antenna codlet
Arapaima
Archerfish
Arctic char
Armored gurnard
Armored searobin
Armorhead
Armorhead catfish
Armoured catfish
Arowana
Arrowtooth eel
Aruana
Asian carps
Asiatic glassfish
Atka mackerel
Atlantic cod
Atlantic herring
Atlantic salmon
Atlantic saury
Atlantic silverside
Australasian salmon
Australian grayling
Australian herring
Australian lungfish
Australian prowfish
Ayu
B[edit]
Baikal oilfish
Bala shark
Ballan wrasse
Bamboo shark
Banded killifish
Bandfish
Banjo
Bangus
Banjo catfish
Barb
Barbel
Barbeled dragonfish
Barbeled houndshark
Barbel-less catfish
Barfish
Barracuda
Barracudina
Barramundi
Barred danio
Barreleye
Basking shark
Bass
Basslet
Batfish
Bat ray
Beachsalmon
Beaked salmon
Beaked sandfish
Beardfish
Beluga sturgeon
Bengal danio
Betta
Bichir
Bicolor goat fish
Bigeye
Bigeye squaretail
Bighead carp
Bigmouth buffalo
Bigscale
Bigscale pomfret
Billfish
Bitterling
Black angelfish
Black bass
Black dragonfish
Blackchin
Blackfish
Black neon tetra
Blacktip reef shark
Black mackerel
Black scalyfin
Black sea bass
Black scabbardfish
Black swallower
Black tetra
Black triggerfish
Bleak
Blenny
Blind goby
Blind shark
Blobfish
Blowfish
Blue catfish
Blue danio
Blue-redstripe danio
Blue eye
Bluefin tuna
Bluefish
Bluegill
Blue gourami
Blue shark
Blue triggerfish
Blue whiting
Bluntnose knifefish
Bluntnose minnow
Boafish
Boarfish
Bobtail snipe eel
Bocaccio
Boga
Bombay duck
Bonefish
Bonito
Bonnetmouth
Bonytail chub
Bonytongue
Bowfin
Boxfish
Bramble shark
Bream
Brill
Bristlemouth
Bristlenose catfish
Broadband dogfish
Brook lamprey
Brook trout
Brotula
Brown trout
Buffalo fish
Bullhead
Bullhead shark
Bull shark
Bull trout
Burbot
Bumblebee goby
Buri
Burma danio
Burrowing goby
Butterfly ray
Butterflyfish
C[edit]
California flyingfish
California halibut
Canary rockfish
Candiru
Candlefish
Capelin
Cardinalfish
Cardinal tetra
Carp
Carpetshark
Carpsucker
Catalufa
Catfish
Catla
Cat shark
Cavefish
Celebes rainbowfish
Central mudminnow
Chain pickerel
Channel bass
Channel catfish
Char
Cherry salmon
Chimaera
Chinook salmon
Cherubfish
Chub
Chubsucker
Chum salmon
Cichlid
Cisco
Climbing catfish
Climbing gourami
Climbing perch
Clingfish
Clownfish
Clown loach
Clown triggerfish
Cobbler
Cobia
Cod
Cod icefish
Codlet
Codling
Coelacanth
Coffinfish
Coho salmon
Coley
Collared carpetshark
Collared dogfish
Colorado squawfish
Combfish
Combtail gourami
Combtooth blenny
Common carp
Common tunny
Conger eel
Convict blenny
Convict cichlid
Cookie-cutter shark
Coolie loach
Cornetfish
Cowfish
Cownose ray
Cow shark
Crappie
Creek chub
Crestfish
Crevice kelpfish
Croaker
Crocodile icefish
Crocodile shark
Crucian carp
Cuckoo wrasse
Cusk
Cusk-eel
Cutlassfish
Cutthroat eel
Cutthroat trout
D[edit]
Dab
Dace
Daggertooth pike conger
Damselfish
Danio
Darter
Dartfish
Dealfish
Death Valley pupfish
Deep sea eel
Deep sea smelt
Deepwater cardinalfish
Deepwater flathead
Deepwater stingray
Delta smelt
Demoiselle
Denticle herring
Desert pupfish
Devario
Devil ray
Dhufish
Discus
Diver: New Zealand sand diver or long-finned sand diver
Dogfish
Dogfish shark
Dogteeth tetra
Dojo loach
Dolly Varden trout
Dorab
Dorado
Dory
Dottyback
Dragonet
Dragonfish
Dragon goby
Driftfish
Driftwood catfish
Drum
Duckbill
Duckbill eel
Dusky grouper
Dwarf gourami
Dwarf loach
E[edit]
Eagle ray
Earthworm eel
Eel
Eel cod
Eel-goby
Eelpout
Eeltail catfish
Elasmobranch
Electric catfish
Electric eel
Electric knifefish
Electric ray
Elephant fish
Elephantnose fish
Elver
Ember parrotfish
Emerald catfish
Emperor
Emperor angelfish
Emperor bream
Escolar
Eucla cod
Eulachon
European chub
European eel
European flounder
European minnow
European perch
F[edit]
False brotula
False cat shark
False moray
False trevally
Fangtooth
Fathead sculpin
Featherback
Fierasfer
Fire goby
Filefish
Finback cat shark
Fingerfish
Fire bar danio
Firefish
Flabby whale fish
Flagblenny
Flagfin
Flagfish
Flagtail
Flashlight fish
Flatfish
Flathead
Flathead catfish
Flier
Flounder
Flying gurnard
Flying fish
Footballfish
Forehead brooder
Four-eyed fish
French angelfish
Freshwater eel
Freshwater hatchetfish
Freshwater shark
Frigate mackerel
Frilled shark
Frogfish
Frogmouth catfish
Fusilier fish
G[edit]
Galjoen fish
Ganges shark
Gar
Garden eel
Garibaldi
Garpike
Ghost fish
Ghost flathead
Ghost knifefish
Ghost pipefish
Ghost shark
Ghoul
Giant danio
Giant gourami
Giant sea bass
Gibberfish
Gila trout
Gizzard shad
Glass catfish
Glassfish
Glass knifefish
Glowlight danio
Goatfish
Goblin shark
Goby
Golden dojo
Golden loach
Golden shiner
Golden trout
Goldeye
Goldfish
Gombessa
Goosefish
Gopher rockfish
Gourami
Grass carp
Graveldiver
Grayling
Gray mullet
Gray reef shark
Great white shark
Green swordtail
Greeneye
Greenling
Grenadier
Green spotted puffer
Ground shark
Grouper
Grunion
Grunt
Grunter
Grunt sculpin
Gudgeon
Guitarfish
Gulf menhaden
Gulper eel
Gulper
Gunnel
Guppy
Gurnard
H[edit]
Haddock
Hagfish
Hairtail
Hake
Halfbeak
Halfmoon
Halibut
Halosaur
Hamlet
Hammerhead shark
Hammerjaw
Handfish
Hardhead catfish
Harelip sucker
Hatchetfish
Hawkfish
Herring
Herring smelt
Hillstream loach
Hog sucker
Hoki
Horn shark
Horsefish
Houndshark
Huchen
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
Hussar
I[edit]
Icefish
Ide
Ilisha
Inanga
Inconnu
J[edit]
Jack
Jackfish
Jack Dempsey
Japanese eel
Javelin
Jawfish
Jellynose fish
Jewelfish
Jewel tetra
Jewfish
John Dory
K[edit]
Kafue pike
Kahawai
Kaluga
Kanyu
Kelp perch
Kelpfish
Killifish
King of the herrings
Kingfish
King-of-the-salmon
Kissing gourami
Knifefish
Knifejaw
Koi
Kokanee
Kokopu
Kuhli loach
L[edit]
Labyrinth fish
Ladyfish
Lagena
Lake chub
Lake trout
Lake whitefish
Lampfish
Lamprey
Lancetfish
Lanternfish
Largemouth bass
Leaffish
Leatherjacket
Lefteye flounder
Lemon shark
Lemon sole
Lenok
Leopard danio
Lightfish
Limia
Lined sole
Ling
Ling cod
Lionfish
Livebearer
Lizardfish
Loach
Loach catfish
Loach goby
Loach minnow
Longfin
Longfin dragonfish
Longfin escolar
Longfin smelt
Long-finned char
Long-finned pike
Longjaw mudsucker
Longneck eel
Longnose chimaera
Longnose dace
Longnose lancetfish
Longnose sucker
Longnose whiptail catfish
Long-whiskered catfish
Loosejaw
Lost River sucker
Louvar
Loweye catfish
Luderick
Luminous hake
Lumpsucker
Lungfish
M[edit]
Mackerel
Mackerel shark
Madtom
Mahi-mahi
Mahseer
Mail-cheeked fish
Mako shark
Mandarin fish
Manefish
Man-of-war fish
Manta ray
Marblefish
Marine hatchetfish
Marlin
Masu salmon
Medaka
Medusafish
Megamouth shark
Menhaden
Merluccid hake
Mexican golden trout
Midshipman fish
Milkfish
Minnow
Minnow of the deep
Modoc sucker
Mojarra
Mola
Monkeyface prickleback
Monkfish
Mooneye
Moonfish
Moorish idol
Mora
Moray eel
Morid cod
Morwong
Moses sole
Mosquitofish
Mouthbrooder
Mozambique tilapia
Mrigal
Mud catfish (Mud cat)
Mudfish
Mudminnow
Mud minnow
Mudskipper
Mudsucker
Mullet
Mummichog
Murray cod
Muskellunge
Mustache triggerfish
Mustard eel
N[edit]
Naked-back knifefish
Nase
Needlefish
Neon tetra
New World rivuline
New Zealand smelt
Nibble fish
Noodlefish
North American darter
North American freshwater catfish
North Pacific daggertooth
Northern anchovy
Northern clingfish
Northern lampfish
Northern pike
Northern sea robin
Northern squawfish
Northern stargazer
Nurseryfish
Nurse shark
O[edit]
Oarfish
Ocean perch
Ocean sunfish
Oceanic whitetip shark
Oilfish
Oldwife
Old World knifefish
Olive flounder
Opah
Opaleye
Orange roughy
Orangespine unicorn fish
Orangestriped triggerfish
Orbicular batfish
Orbicular velvetfish
Oregon chub
Oriental loach
Oscar
Owens pupfish
P[edit]
Pacific albacore
Pacific cod
Pacific hake
Pacific herring
Pacific lamprey
Pacific salmon
Pacific saury
Pacific trout
Pacific viperfish
Paddlefish
Pancake batfish
Panga
Paradise fish
Parasitic catfish
Parore
Parrotfish
Peacock flounder
Peamouth
Pearleye
Pearlfish
Pearl danio
Pearl perch
Pelagic cod
Pelican eel
Pelican gulper
Pencil catfish
Pencilfish
Pencilsmelt
Peppered corydoras
Perch
Peters' elephantnose fish
Pickerel
Pigfish
Pike conger
Pike eel
Pike
Pikeblenny
Pikeperch
Pilchard
Pilot fish
Pineapplefish
Pineconefish
Pink salmon
Píntano
Pipefish
Piranha
Pirarucu
Pirate perch
Plaice
Platy
Platyfish
Pleco
Plownose chimaera
Poacher
Pollyfish
Pollock
Pomfret
Pompano
Pompano dolphinfish
Ponyfish
Popeye catalufa
Porbeagle shark
Porcupinefish
Porgy
Port Jackson shark
Powen
Prickleback
Pricklefish
Prickly shark
Prowfish
Pufferfish
Pumpkinseed
Pupfish
Pygmy sunfish
Q[edit]
Queen danio
Queen parrotfish
Queen triggerfish
Quillback
Quillfish
R[edit]
Rabbitfish
Raccoon butterfly fish
Ragfish
Rainbow trout
Rainbowfish
Rasbora
Ratfish
Rattail
Ray
Razorback sucker
Razorfish
Red salmon
Red snapper
Redfin perch
Redfish
Redhorse sucker
Redlip blenny
Redmouth whalefish
Redtooth triggerfish
Red velvetfish
Red whalefish
Reedfish
Reef triggerfish
Remora
Requiem shark
Ribbon eel
Ribbon sawtail fish
Ribbonfish
Rice eel
Ricefish
Ridgehead
Riffle dace
Righteye flounder
Rio Grande perch
River loach
River shark
River stingray
Rivuline
Roach
Roanoke bass
Rock bass
Rock beauty
Rock cod
Rocket danio
Rockfish
Rockling
Rockweed gunnel
Rohu
Ronquil
Roosterfish
Ropefish
Rough scad
Rough sculpin
Roughy
Roundhead
Round herring
Round stingray
Round whitefish
Rudd
Rudderfish
Ruffe
Russian sturgeon
S[edit]
Sábalo
Sabertooth
Saber-toothed blenny
Sabertooth fish
Sablefish
Sacramento blackfish
Sacramento splittail
Sailfin silverside
Sailfish
Salamanderfish
Salmon
Salmon shark
Sandbar shark
Sandburrower
Sand dab
Sand diver
Sand eel
Sandfish
Sand goby
Sand knifefish
Sand lance
Sandperch
Sandroller
Sand stargazer
Sand tiger
Sand tilefish
Sarcastic fringehead
Sardine
Sargassum fish
Sauger
Saury
Sawfish
Saw shark
Sawtooth eel
Scabbard fish
Scaly dragonfish
Scat
Scissor-tail rasbora
Scorpionfish
Sculpin
Scup
Sea bass
Sea bream
Sea catfish
Sea chub
Sea devil
Sea dragon
Sea lamprey
Sea raven
Sea snail
Sea toad
Seahorse
Seamoth
Searobin
Sevan trout
Sergeant major
Shad
Shark
Sharksucker
Sharpnose puffer
Sheatfish
Sheepshead
Sheepshead minnow
Shiner
Shortnose chimaera
Shortnose sucker
Shovelnose sturgeon
Shrimpfish
Siamese fighting fish
Sillago
Silver carp
Silver dollar
Silver dory
Silver hake
Silverside
Silvertip tetra
Sind danio
Sixgill ray
Sixgill shark
Skate
Skilfish
Skipjack tuna
Slender mola
Slender snipe eel
Sleeper
Sleeper shark
Slickhead
Slimehead
Slimy mackerel
Slimy sculpin
Slipmouth
Smalleye squaretail
Smalltooth sawfish
Smelt
Smelt-whiting
Smooth dogfish
Snailfish
Snake eel
Snakehead
Snake mackerel
Snapper
Snipe eel
Snipefish
Snoek
Snook
Snubnose eel
Snubnose parasitic eel
Sockeye salmon
Soldierfish
Sole
South American darter
South American lungfish
Southern Dolly Varden
Southern flounder
Southern hake
Southern sandfish
Southern smelt
Spadefish
Spaghetti eel
Spanish mackerel
Spearfish
Speckled trout
Spiderfish
Spikefish
Spinefoot
Spiny basslet
Spiny dogfish
Spiny dwarf catfish
Spiny eel
Spinyfin
Splitfin
Spookfish
Spotted climbing perch
Spotted danio
Sprat
Springfish
Squarehead catfish
Squaretail
Squawfish
Squeaker
Squirrelfish
Staghorn sculpin
Stargazer
Starry flounder
Steelhead
Stickleback
Stingfish
Stingray
Stonecat
Stonefish
Stoneroller minnow
Stream catfish
Striped bass
Striped burrfish
Sturgeon
Sucker
Suckermouth armored catfish
Summer flounder
Sundaland noodlefish
Sunfish
Surf sardine
Surfperch
Surgeonfish
Swallower
Swamp-eel
Swampfish
Sweeper
Swordfish
Swordtail
T[edit]
Tadpole cod
Tadpole fish
Tailor
Taimen
Tang
Tapetail
Tarpon
Tarwhine
Telescopefish
Temperate bass
Temperate ocean-bass
Temperate perch
Tench
Tenpounder
Tenuis
Tetra
Thorny catfish
Thornfish
Threadfin
Threadfin bream
Thread-tail
Three spot gourami
Threespine stickleback
Three-toothed puffer
Thresher shark
Tidewater goby
Tiger barb
Tigerperch
Tiger shark
Tiger shovelnose catfish
Tilapia
Tilefish
Titan triggerfish
Toadfish
Tommy ruff
Tompot blenny
Tonguefish
Tope
Topminnow
Torpedo
Torrent catfish
Torrent fish
Trahira
Treefish
Trevally
Triggerfish
Triplefin blenny
Triplespine
Tripletail
Tripod fish
Trout
Trout cod
Trout-perch
Trumpeter
Trumpetfish
Trunkfish
Tubeblenny
Tube-eye
Tube-snout
Tubeshoulder
Tui chub
Tuna
Turbot
Two spotted goby
U[edit]
Uaru
Unicorn fish
Upside-down catfish
V[edit]
Vanjaram
Velvet belly lanternshark
Velvet catfish
Velvetfish
Vendace
Vimba
Viperfish
W[edit]
Wahoo
Walking catfish
Wallago
Walleye
Walleye pollock
Walu
Warmouth
Warty angler
Waryfish
Waspfish
Weasel shark
Weatherfish
Weever
Weeverfish
Wels catfish
Whale catfish
Whalefish
Whale shark
Whiff
Whitebait
White croaker
Whitefish
White marlin
White shark
Whitetip reef shark
Whiting
Wobbegong
Wolf-eel
Wolffish
Wolf-herring
Worm eel
Wormfish
Wrasse
Wrymouth
X[edit]
XRAY fish
Y[edit]
Yellow-and-black triplefin
Yellowbanded perch
Yellow bass
Yellow-edged moray
Yellow-eye mullet
Yellowhead jawfish
Yellowfin croaker
Yellowfin cutthroat trout
Yellowfin grouper
Yellowfin pike
Yellowfin surgeonfish
Yellowfin tuna
Yellow jack
Yellowmargin triggerfish
Yellow moray
Yellow perch
Yellowtail
Yellowtail amberjack
Yellowtail barracuda
Yellowtail clownfish
Yellowtail horse mackerel
Yellowtail kingfish
Yellowtail snapper
Yellow tang
Yellow weaver
Yellowtail catfish
Z[edit]
Zander
Zebra bullhead shark
Zebra danio
Zebrafish
Zebra lionfish
Zebra loach
Zebra oto
Zebra pleco
Zebra shark
Zebra tilapia
Zebra turkeyfish
Ziege
Zingelseanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
A Garibaldi fish eh ? I've heard some outlandish things in my time, but that one really takes the biscuit !0
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I think that Bigmouth Buffalo might be my insult of choice now.0
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How about famous big mouthed pugilist fish, you know, the Rope-a-Tope......0
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Pinno wrote:Take your pick:
Aeneus corydoras
African glass catfish
African lungfish
Aholehole
Airbreathing catfish
Airsac catfish
Alaska blackfish
Albacore
Alewife
Alfonsino
Algae eater
Alligatorfish
Alligator gar
American sole
Amur pike
Anchovy
Anemonefish
Angelfish
Angler
Angler catfish
Anglerfish
Antarctic cod
Antarctic icefish
Antenna codlet
Arapaima
Archerfish
Arctic char
Armored gurnard
Armored searobin
Armorhead
Armorhead catfish
Armoured catfish
Arowana
Arrowtooth eel
Aruana
Asian carps
Asiatic glassfish
Atka mackerel
Atlantic cod
Atlantic herring
Atlantic salmon
Atlantic saury
Atlantic silverside
Australasian salmon
Australian grayling
Australian herring
Australian lungfish
Australian prowfish
Ayu
B[edit]
Baikal oilfish
Bala shark
Ballan wrasse
Bamboo shark
Banded killifish
Bandfish
Banjo
Bangus
Banjo catfish
Barb
Barbel
Barbeled dragonfish
Barbeled houndshark
Barbel-less catfish
Barfish
Barracuda
Barracudina
Barramundi
Barred danio
Barreleye
Basking shark
Bass
Basslet
Batfish
Bat ray
Beachsalmon
Beaked salmon
Beaked sandfish
Beardfish
Beluga sturgeon
Bengal danio
Betta
Bichir
Bicolor goat fish
Bigeye
Bigeye squaretail
Bighead carp
Bigmouth buffalo
Bigscale
Bigscale pomfret
Billfish
Bitterling
Black angelfish
Black bass
Black dragonfish
Blackchin
Blackfish
Black neon tetra
Blacktip reef shark
Black mackerel
Black scalyfin
Black sea bass
Black scabbardfish
Black swallower
Black tetra
Black triggerfish
Bleak
Blenny
Blind goby
Blind shark
Blobfish
Blowfish
Blue catfish
Blue danio
Blue-redstripe danio
Blue eye
Bluefin tuna
Bluefish
Bluegill
Blue gourami
Blue shark
Blue triggerfish
Blue whiting
Bluntnose knifefish
Bluntnose minnow
Boafish
Boarfish
Bobtail snipe eel
Bocaccio
Boga
Bombay duck
Bonefish
Bonito
Bonnetmouth
Bonytail chub
Bonytongue
Bowfin
Boxfish
Bramble shark
Bream
Brill
Bristlemouth
Bristlenose catfish
Broadband dogfish
Brook lamprey
Brook trout
Brotula
Brown trout
Buffalo fish
Bullhead
Bullhead shark
Bull shark
Bull trout
Burbot
Bumblebee goby
Buri
Burma danio
Burrowing goby
Butterfly ray
Butterflyfish
C[edit]
California flyingfish
California halibut
Canary rockfish
Candiru
Candlefish
Capelin
Cardinalfish
Cardinal tetra
Carp
Carpetshark
Carpsucker
Catalufa
Catfish
Catla
Cat shark
Cavefish
Celebes rainbowfish
Central mudminnow
Chain pickerel
Channel bass
Channel catfish
Char
Cherry salmon
Chimaera
Chinook salmon
Cherubfish
Chub
Chubsucker
Chum salmon
Cichlid
Cisco
Climbing catfish
Climbing gourami
Climbing perch
Clingfish
Clownfish
Clown loach
Clown triggerfish
Cobbler
Cobia
Cod
Cod icefish
Codlet
Codling
Coelacanth
Coffinfish
Coho salmon
Coley
Collared carpetshark
Collared dogfish
Colorado squawfish
Combfish
Combtail gourami
Combtooth blenny
Common carp
Common tunny
Conger eel
Convict blenny
Convict cichlid
Cookie-cutter shark
Coolie loach
Cornetfish
Cowfish
Cownose ray
Cow shark
Crappie
Creek chub
Crestfish
Crevice kelpfish
Croaker
Crocodile icefish
Crocodile shark
Crucian carp
Cuckoo wrasse
Cusk
Cusk-eel
Cutlassfish
Cutthroat eel
Cutthroat trout
D[edit]
Dab
Dace
Daggertooth pike conger
Damselfish
Danio
Darter
Dartfish
Dealfish
Death Valley pupfish
Deep sea eel
Deep sea smelt
Deepwater cardinalfish
Deepwater flathead
Deepwater stingray
Delta smelt
Demoiselle
Denticle herring
Desert pupfish
Devario
Devil ray
Dhufish
Discus
Diver: New Zealand sand diver or long-finned sand diver
Dogfish
Dogfish shark
Dogteeth tetra
Dojo loach
Dolly Varden trout
Dorab
Dorado
Dory
Dottyback
Dragonet
Dragonfish
Dragon goby
Driftfish
Driftwood catfish
Drum
Duckbill
Duckbill eel
Dusky grouper
Dwarf gourami
Dwarf loach
E[edit]
Eagle ray
Earthworm eel
Eel
Eel cod
Eel-goby
Eelpout
Eeltail catfish
Elasmobranch
Electric catfish
Electric eel
Electric knifefish
Electric ray
Elephant fish
Elephantnose fish
Elver
Ember parrotfish
Emerald catfish
Emperor
Emperor angelfish
Emperor bream
Escolar
Eucla cod
Eulachon
European chub
European eel
European flounder
European minnow
European perch
F[edit]
False brotula
False cat shark
False moray
False trevally
Fangtooth
Fathead sculpin
Featherback
Fierasfer
Fire goby
Filefish
Finback cat shark
Fingerfish
Fire bar danio
Firefish
Flabby whale fish
Flagblenny
Flagfin
Flagfish
Flagtail
Flashlight fish
Flatfish
Flathead
Flathead catfish
Flier
Flounder
Flying gurnard
Flying fish
Footballfish
Forehead brooder
Four-eyed fish
French angelfish
Freshwater eel
Freshwater hatchetfish
Freshwater shark
Frigate mackerel
Frilled shark
Frogfish
Frogmouth catfish
Fusilier fish
G[edit]
Galjoen fish
Ganges shark
Gar
Garden eel
Garibaldi
Garpike
Ghost fish
Ghost flathead
Ghost knifefish
Ghost pipefish
Ghost shark
Ghoul
Giant danio
Giant gourami
Giant sea bass
Gibberfish
Gila trout
Gizzard shad
Glass catfish
Glassfish
Glass knifefish
Glowlight danio
Goatfish
Goblin shark
Goby
Golden dojo
Golden loach
Golden shiner
Golden trout
Goldeye
Goldfish
Gombessa
Goosefish
Gopher rockfish
Gourami
Grass carp
Graveldiver
Grayling
Gray mullet
Gray reef shark
Great white shark
Green swordtail
Greeneye
Greenling
Grenadier
Green spotted puffer
Ground shark
Grouper
Grunion
Grunt
Grunter
Grunt sculpin
Gudgeon
Guitarfish
Gulf menhaden
Gulper eel
Gulper
Gunnel
Guppy
Gurnard
H[edit]
Haddock
Hagfish
Hairtail
Hake
Halfbeak
Halfmoon
Halibut
Halosaur
Hamlet
Hammerhead shark
Hammerjaw
Handfish
Hardhead catfish
Harelip sucker
Hatchetfish
Hawkfish
Herring
Herring smelt
Hillstream loach
Hog sucker
Hoki
Horn shark
Horsefish
Houndshark
Huchen
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
Hussar
I[edit]
Icefish
Ide
Ilisha
Inanga
Inconnu
J[edit]
Jack
Jackfish
Jack Dempsey
Japanese eel
Javelin
Jawfish
Jellynose fish
Jewelfish
Jewel tetra
Jewfish
John Dory
K[edit]
Kafue pike
Kahawai
Kaluga
Kanyu
Kelp perch
Kelpfish
Killifish
King of the herrings
Kingfish
King-of-the-salmon
Kissing gourami
Knifefish
Knifejaw
Koi
Kokanee
Kokopu
Kuhli loach
L[edit]
Labyrinth fish
Ladyfish
Lagena
Lake chub
Lake trout
Lake whitefish
Lampfish
Lamprey
Lancetfish
Lanternfish
Largemouth bass
Leaffish
Leatherjacket
Lefteye flounder
Lemon shark
Lemon sole
Lenok
Leopard danio
Lightfish
Limia
Lined sole
Ling
Ling cod
Lionfish
Livebearer
Lizardfish
Loach
Loach catfish
Loach goby
Loach minnow
Longfin
Longfin dragonfish
Longfin escolar
Longfin smelt
Long-finned char
Long-finned pike
Longjaw mudsucker
Longneck eel
Longnose chimaera
Longnose dace
Longnose lancetfish
Longnose sucker
Longnose whiptail catfish
Long-whiskered catfish
Loosejaw
Lost River sucker
Louvar
Loweye catfish
Luderick
Luminous hake
Lumpsucker
Lungfish
M[edit]
Mackerel
Mackerel shark
Madtom
Mahi-mahi
Mahseer
Mail-cheeked fish
Mako shark
Mandarin fish
Manefish
Man-of-war fish
Manta ray
Marblefish
Marine hatchetfish
Marlin
Masu salmon
Medaka
Medusafish
Megamouth shark
Menhaden
Merluccid hake
Mexican golden trout
Midshipman fish
Milkfish
Minnow
Minnow of the deep
Modoc sucker
Mojarra
Mola
Monkeyface prickleback
Monkfish
Mooneye
Moonfish
Moorish idol
Mora
Moray eel
Morid cod
Morwong
Moses sole
Mosquitofish
Mouthbrooder
Mozambique tilapia
Mrigal
Mud catfish (Mud cat)
Mudfish
Mudminnow
Mud minnow
Mudskipper
Mudsucker
Mullet
Mummichog
Murray cod
Muskellunge
Mustache triggerfish
Mustard eel
N[edit]
Naked-back knifefish
Nase
Needlefish
Neon tetra
New World rivuline
New Zealand smelt
Nibble fish
Noodlefish
North American darter
North American freshwater catfish
North Pacific daggertooth
Northern anchovy
Northern clingfish
Northern lampfish
Northern pike
Northern sea robin
Northern squawfish
Northern stargazer
Nurseryfish
Nurse shark
O[edit]
Oarfish
Ocean perch
Ocean sunfish
Oceanic whitetip shark
Oilfish
Oldwife
Old World knifefish
Olive flounder
Opah
Opaleye
Orange roughy
Orangespine unicorn fish
Orangestriped triggerfish
Orbicular batfish
Orbicular velvetfish
Oregon chub
Oriental loach
Oscar
Owens pupfish
P[edit]
Pacific albacore
Pacific cod
Pacific hake
Pacific herring
Pacific lamprey
Pacific salmon
Pacific saury
Pacific trout
Pacific viperfish
Paddlefish
Pancake batfish
Panga
Paradise fish
Parasitic catfish
Parore
Parrotfish
Peacock flounder
Peamouth
Pearleye
Pearlfish
Pearl danio
Pearl perch
Pelagic cod
Pelican eel
Pelican gulper
Pencil catfish
Pencilfish
Pencilsmelt
Peppered corydoras
Perch
Peters' elephantnose fish
Pickerel
Pigfish
Pike conger
Pike eel
Pike
Pikeblenny
Pikeperch
Pilchard
Pilot fish
Pineapplefish
Pineconefish
Pink salmon
Píntano
Pipefish
Piranha
Pirarucu
Pirate perch
Plaice
Platy
Platyfish
Pleco
Plownose chimaera
Poacher
Pollyfish
Pollock
Pomfret
Pompano
Pompano dolphinfish
Ponyfish
Popeye catalufa
Porbeagle shark
Porcupinefish
Porgy
Port Jackson shark
Powen
Prickleback
Pricklefish
Prickly shark
Prowfish
Pufferfish
Pumpkinseed
Pupfish
Pygmy sunfish
Q[edit]
Queen danio
Queen parrotfish
Queen triggerfish
Quillback
Quillfish
R[edit]
Rabbitfish
Raccoon butterfly fish
Ragfish
Rainbow trout
Rainbowfish
Rasbora
Ratfish
Rattail
Ray
Razorback sucker
Razorfish
Red salmon
Red snapper
Redfin perch
Redfish
Redhorse sucker
Redlip blenny
Redmouth whalefish
Redtooth triggerfish
Red velvetfish
Red whalefish
Reedfish
Reef triggerfish
Remora
Requiem shark
Ribbon eel
Ribbon sawtail fish
Ribbonfish
Rice eel
Ricefish
Ridgehead
Riffle dace
Righteye flounder
Rio Grande perch
River loach
River shark
River stingray
Rivuline
Roach
Roanoke bass
Rock bass
Rock beauty
Rock cod
Rocket danio
Rockfish
Rockling
Rockweed gunnel
Rohu
Ronquil
Roosterfish
Ropefish
Rough scad
Rough sculpin
Roughy
Roundhead
Round herring
Round stingray
Round whitefish
Rudd
Rudderfish
Ruffe
Russian sturgeon
S[edit]
Sábalo
Sabertooth
Saber-toothed blenny
Sabertooth fish
Sablefish
Sacramento blackfish
Sacramento splittail
Sailfin silverside
Sailfish
Salamanderfish
Salmon
Salmon shark
Sandbar shark
Sandburrower
Sand dab
Sand diver
Sand eel
Sandfish
Sand goby
Sand knifefish
Sand lance
Sandperch
Sandroller
Sand stargazer
Sand tiger
Sand tilefish
Sarcastic fringehead
Sardine
Sargassum fish
Sauger
Saury
Sawfish
Saw shark
Sawtooth eel
Scabbard fish
Scaly dragonfish
Scat
Scissor-tail rasbora
Scorpionfish
Sculpin
Scup
Sea bass
Sea bream
Sea catfish
Sea chub
Sea devil
Sea dragon
Sea lamprey
Sea raven
Sea snail
Sea toad
Seahorse
Seamoth
Searobin
Sevan trout
Sergeant major
Shad
Shark
Sharksucker
Sharpnose puffer
Sheatfish
Sheepshead
Sheepshead minnow
Shiner
Shortnose chimaera
Shortnose sucker
Shovelnose sturgeon
Shrimpfish
Siamese fighting fish
Sillago
Silver carp
Silver dollar
Silver dory
Silver hake
Silverside
Silvertip tetra
Sind danio
Sixgill ray
Sixgill shark
Skate
Skilfish
Skipjack tuna
Slender mola
Slender snipe eel
Sleeper
Sleeper shark
Slickhead
Slimehead
Slimy mackerel
Slimy sculpin
Slipmouth
Smalleye squaretail
Smalltooth sawfish
Smelt
Smelt-whiting
Smooth dogfish
Snailfish
Snake eel
Snakehead
Snake mackerel
Snapper
Snipe eel
Snipefish
Snoek
Snook
Snubnose eel
Snubnose parasitic eel
Sockeye salmon
Soldierfish
Sole
South American darter
South American lungfish
Southern Dolly Varden
Southern flounder
Southern hake
Southern sandfish
Southern smelt
Spadefish
Spaghetti eel
Spanish mackerel
Spearfish
Speckled trout
Spiderfish
Spikefish
Spinefoot
Spiny basslet
Spiny dogfish
Spiny dwarf catfish
Spiny eel
Spinyfin
Splitfin
Spookfish
Spotted climbing perch
Spotted danio
Sprat
Springfish
Squarehead catfish
Squaretail
Squawfish
Squeaker
Squirrelfish
Staghorn sculpin
Stargazer
Starry flounder
Steelhead
Stickleback
Stingfish
Stingray
Stonecat
Stonefish
Stoneroller minnow
Stream catfish
Striped bass
Striped burrfish
Sturgeon
Sucker
Suckermouth armored catfish
Summer flounder
Sundaland noodlefish
Sunfish
Surf sardine
Surfperch
Surgeonfish
Swallower
Swamp-eel
Swampfish
Sweeper
Swordfish
Swordtail
T[edit]
Tadpole cod
Tadpole fish
Tailor
Taimen
Tang
Tapetail
Tarpon
Tarwhine
Telescopefish
Temperate bass
Temperate ocean-bass
Temperate perch
Tench
Tenpounder
Tenuis
Tetra
Thorny catfish
Thornfish
Threadfin
Threadfin bream
Thread-tail
Three spot gourami
Threespine stickleback
Three-toothed puffer
Thresher shark
Tidewater goby
Tiger barb
Tigerperch
Tiger shark
Tiger shovelnose catfish
Tilapia
Tilefish
Titan triggerfish
Toadfish
Tommy ruff
Tompot blenny
Tonguefish
Tope
Topminnow
Torpedo
Torrent catfish
Torrent fish
Trahira
Treefish
Trevally
Triggerfish
Triplefin blenny
Triplespine
Tripletail
Tripod fish
Trout
Trout cod
Trout-perch
Trumpeter
Trumpetfish
Trunkfish
Tubeblenny
Tube-eye
Tube-snout
Tubeshoulder
Tui chub
Tuna
Turbot
Two spotted goby
U[edit]
Uaru
Unicorn fish
Upside-down catfish
V[edit]
Vanjaram
Velvet belly lanternshark
Velvet catfish
Velvetfish
Vendace
Vimba
Viperfish
W[edit]
Wahoo
Walking catfish
Wallago
Walleye
Walleye pollock
Walu
Warmouth
Warty angler
Waryfish
Waspfish
Weasel shark
Weatherfish
Weever
Weeverfish
Wels catfish
Whale catfish
Whalefish
Whale shark
Whiff
Whitebait
White croaker
Whitefish
White marlin
White shark
Whitetip reef shark
Whiting
Wobbegong
Wolf-eel
Wolffish
Wolf-herring
Worm eel
Wormfish
Wrasse
Wrymouth
X[edit]
XRAY fish
Y[edit]
Yellow-and-black triplefin
Yellowbanded perch
Yellow bass
Yellow-edged moray
Yellow-eye mullet
Yellowhead jawfish
Yellowfin croaker
Yellowfin cutthroat trout
Yellowfin grouper
Yellowfin pike
Yellowfin surgeonfish
Yellowfin tuna
Yellow jack
Yellowmargin triggerfish
Yellow moray
Yellow perch
Yellowtail
Yellowtail amberjack
Yellowtail barracuda
Yellowtail clownfish
Yellowtail horse mackerel
Yellowtail kingfish
Yellowtail snapper
Yellow tang
Yellow weaver
Yellowtail catfish
Z[edit]
Zander
Zebra bullhead shark
Zebra danio
Zebrafish
Zebra lionfish
Zebra loach
Zebra oto
Zebra pleco
Zebra shark
Zebra tilapia
Zebra turkeyfish
Ziege
Zingel
Something's a bit fishy with this post.0 -
briantrumpet wrote:I think that Bigmouth Buffalo might be my insult of choice now.
...and perhaps 'Monkeyface prickleback' ?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
MikeBrew wrote:
Is that Klingon?.0 -
There's certainly been a Fathead Sculpin around in this thread...0
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... and a lack of awareness from aforementioned fish what qualifies as 'banter'.bompington wrote:There's certainly been a Fathead Sculpin around in this thread...0 -
I binned a gem of a pun involving the Flying Gurnard, for fear it might go over peoples heads.... :arrow:0
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The Alfonsino fish sounds rather cool. That sort of silly stuff really makes me smile..... Happy Days !0
