Good idea. It's about 4rse licking but I won't bore you with the details.
yhpm
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He got excited when you mentioned censored licking
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
Good idea. It's about 4rse licking but I won't bore you with the details.
yhpm
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He got excited when you mentioned ars* licking
Good smiley, perhaps i'll attach it to all e-mails that go to our lovely council.
I'm sure that'll get them on your side
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
Good idea. It's about 4rse licking but I won't bore you with the details.
yhpm
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He got excited when you mentioned ars* licking
Good smiley, perhaps i'll attach it to all e-mails that go to our lovely council.
I'm sure that'll get them on your side
I don't want them on my side - I am their nemesis to them, I am the anti-christ. I keep exposing all their hypocracy and they told us to 'Formulate an exit strategy as it would not be worth you continuing' in March 2009. Well, here we are 5 years later and still going. 10 times more cost effective, 10 times more efficient, won Gold awards for recycling whilst they are getting a huge wrap on the knuckles for skee wiffing the figures and only recycling 27% of the intake when claiming that it was over 40%. SEPA piddled on those chips and they give us support.
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
Enough of this off topic business, lets get back on track?
I've just been watching Iron Man, and I have to admit it has made me wonder if we're missing is a gap in the market for Hoover Boy and Washer Women (equal rights opportunity).....
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I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
I'd also send our local council an elbow and a brief explanation of which is an aris' and which an elbow.
Our wonderful council signed a 25 year contract with Shanks Waste and after a loan and a hell of a lot of PPI, built a huge all singing, all dancing waste recycling plant.
It was completed in 2009, 5 years in to the contract. As a result of this new fangled, high tech, they decided that we were surplus to requirements as all the waste will be sorted.
2013, Shanks declared that they were recycling 37.5% of the waste. The Scottish Executive set a standard of 40% which is due to increase to 50% this year and if Salmond gets his way to keep the right side of the EU, may increase to 60%.
SEPA went and did an audit. They sumised that at best, the recycling percentage was less than 27%. The censored hit the fan, the eco-deco plant was considered a complete failure and now have decided to Separate At Source. Problem is the council haven't got the cahonas to take Shanks for breach of contract because of the nepotism that brought the 25 year contract about in the first place. The waste budget is in deficit till 2536 (give or take a year or two). They also have to pay indemnities for the shortfall in recycling volumes.
They are f*cked, buggered and being spit roasted from every direction and how they don't know what an 4rse is I have no idea 'cos they are being shafted.
RDW
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"Eject!"
"No, I can stay on topic."
"Pull up!"
"No I'm alright....Arrrrggggh..." Boom!
Are they still on topic?
Marin Nail Trail
Cotic Solaris
Damn, too slow!
W - (still at Atlantic boulevard)
"Why are the tractors beeping in the night? I dunno woss goin' on"
Tricky, 9yo
Bruiser
Panzer
Commuter
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
I could send it to the local council, they could use it for training purposes.
W - (still at Atlantic boulevard)
"Why are the tractors beeping in the night? I dunno woss goin' on"
Tricky, 9yo
Good idea. It's about 4rse licking but I won't bore you with the details.
W - (still at Atlantic boulevard)
"Why are the tractors beeping in the night? I dunno woss goin' on"
Tricky, 9yo
yhpm
Bruiser
Panzer
Commuter
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
Depends on how 'tight' he likes it. I mean 110psi could be dangerous...which has made me think of some other factor...
W - (still at Atlantic boulevard)
"Why are the tractors beeping in the night? I dunno woss goin' on"
Tricky, 9yo
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W - (still at Atlantic boulevard)
"Why are the tractors beeping in the night? I dunno woss goin' on"
Tricky, 9yo
So if he was a cruddie would he lower the pressure and ride the dirt path?
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This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour
He got excited when you mentioned censored licking
seanoconn
Good smiley, perhaps i'll attach it to all e-mails that go to our lovely council.
W - (still at Atlantic boulevard)
"Why are the tractors beeping in the night? I dunno woss goin' on"
Tricky, 9yo
I'm sure that'll get them on your side
seanoconn
I don't want them on my side - I am their nemesis to them, I am the anti-christ. I keep exposing all their hypocracy and they told us to 'Formulate an exit strategy as it would not be worth you continuing' in March 2009. Well, here we are 5 years later and still going. 10 times more cost effective, 10 times more efficient, won Gold awards for recycling whilst they are getting a huge wrap on the knuckles for skee wiffing the figures and only recycling 27% of the intake when claiming that it was over 40%. SEPA piddled on those chips and they give us support.
Ha. Pinarello 24 - Council 1.
W - (still at Atlantic boulevard)
"Why are the tractors beeping in the night? I dunno woss goin' on"
Tricky, 9yo
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qXRuoSHI6eQ
seanoconn
Marin Nail Trail
Cotic Solaris
I've just been watching Iron Man, and I have to admit it has made me wonder if we're missing is a gap in the market for Hoover Boy and Washer Women (equal rights opportunity).....
Dialled Stay Strong MX20R
I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
Our wonderful council signed a 25 year contract with Shanks Waste and after a loan and a hell of a lot of PPI, built a huge all singing, all dancing waste recycling plant.
It was completed in 2009, 5 years in to the contract. As a result of this new fangled, high tech, they decided that we were surplus to requirements as all the waste will be sorted.
2013, Shanks declared that they were recycling 37.5% of the waste. The Scottish Executive set a standard of 40% which is due to increase to 50% this year and if Salmond gets his way to keep the right side of the EU, may increase to 60%.
SEPA went and did an audit. They sumised that at best, the recycling percentage was less than 27%. The censored hit the fan, the eco-deco plant was considered a complete failure and now have decided to Separate At Source. Problem is the council haven't got the cahonas to take Shanks for breach of contract because of the nepotism that brought the 25 year contract about in the first place. The waste budget is in deficit till 2536 (give or take a year or two). They also have to pay indemnities for the shortfall in recycling volumes.
They are f*cked, buggered and being spit roasted from every direction and how they don't know what an 4rse is I have no idea 'cos they are being shafted.
I got to do the washing up...
W - (still at Atlantic boulevard)
"Why are the tractors beeping in the night? I dunno woss goin' on"
Tricky, 9yo
Who u gonna call? Washer Women!!!!! (Ok, it's not quite the same as Ghostbusters
Dialled Stay Strong MX20R
I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock: