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  • ProssPross Posts: 22,605
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  • homers_doublehomers_double Posts: 6,514
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    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 5,607
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    "I got a problem here Red leader."
    "Eject!"
    "No, I can stay on topic."
    "Pull up!"
    "No I'm alright....Arrrrggggh..." Boom!
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  • me-109me-109 Posts: 1,272
    Peanuts.


    Are they still on topic?
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 22,536 Lives Here
    What has a hazelnut in every bite?
  • homers_doublehomers_double Posts: 6,514
    A Hazelnut?
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • MccariaMccaria Posts: 869
    A squirrel ?
  • PituophisPituophis Posts: 1,025
    Squirrel sh*t.

    Damn, too slow!
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
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    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • pinnopinno Posts: 38,857
    Can I have bum 56 please?
    S - The Brazilian beach volleyball team
    W - Wiggle Honda

    "This year will be harder than last year. But that is good news; this year will be easier than next year." President of Abyssinia's annual address to the nation.
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 40,857
    Can I have bum 56 please?
    Should we ask why?
    Whippet
    Bruiser
    Panzer
    Commuter

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinnopinno Posts: 38,857
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Can I have bum 56 please?
    Should we ask why?

    I could send it to the local council, they could use it for training purposes.
    S - The Brazilian beach volleyball team
    W - Wiggle Honda

    "This year will be harder than last year. But that is good news; this year will be easier than next year." President of Abyssinia's annual address to the nation.
  • nathancomnathancom Posts: 1,567
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Can I have bum 56 please?
    Should we ask why?

    I could send it to the local council, they could use it for training purposes.
    On how best to sexually harass colleagues?
  • pinnopinno Posts: 38,857
    nathancom wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Can I have bum 56 please?
    Should we ask why?

    I could send it to the local council, they could use it for training purposes.
    On how best to sexually harass colleagues?

    Good idea. It's about 4rse licking but I won't bore you with the details.
    S - The Brazilian beach volleyball team
    W - Wiggle Honda

    "This year will be harder than last year. But that is good news; this year will be easier than next year." President of Abyssinia's annual address to the nation.
  • Good idea. It's about 4rse licking but I won't bore you with the details.

    yhpm
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 40,857
    It'd be cheaper and safer to get a blow up one like Seano has.
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    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinnopinno Posts: 38,857
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    It'd be cheaper and safer to get a blow up one like Seano has.

    Depends on how 'tight' he likes it. I mean 110psi could be dangerous...which has made me think of some other factor...
    S - The Brazilian beach volleyball team
    W - Wiggle Honda

    "This year will be harder than last year. But that is good news; this year will be easier than next year." President of Abyssinia's annual address to the nation.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 38,857
    Good idea. It's about 4rse licking but I won't bore you with the details.

    yhpm

    ?
    S - The Brazilian beach volleyball team
    W - Wiggle Honda

    "This year will be harder than last year. But that is good news; this year will be easier than next year." President of Abyssinia's annual address to the nation.
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,219
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    It'd be cheaper and safer to get a blow up one like Seano has.

    Depends on how 'tight' he likes it. I mean 110psi could be dangerous...which has made me think of some other factor...

    So if he was a cruddie would he lower the pressure and ride the dirt path?
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,571
    Would he have take the uphill muddy path?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Good idea. It's about 4rse licking but I won't bore you with the details.

    yhpm

    ?

    He got excited when you mentioned censored licking :lol:

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    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinnopinno Posts: 38,857
    arran77 wrote:
    Good idea. It's about 4rse licking but I won't bore you with the details.

    yhpm

    ?

    He got excited when you mentioned ars* licking :lol:

    butt-kisser-smiley.gif


    Good smiley, perhaps i'll attach it to all e-mails that go to our lovely council.
    S - The Brazilian beach volleyball team
    W - Wiggle Honda

    "This year will be harder than last year. But that is good news; this year will be easier than next year." President of Abyssinia's annual address to the nation.
  • arran77 wrote:
    Good idea. It's about 4rse licking but I won't bore you with the details.

    yhpm

    ?

    He got excited when you mentioned ars* licking :lol:

    butt-kisser-smiley.gif

    :lol::lol::lol:
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    arran77 wrote:
    Good idea. It's about 4rse licking but I won't bore you with the details.

    yhpm

    ?

    He got excited when you mentioned ars* licking :lol:

    butt-kisser-smiley.gif


    Good smiley, perhaps i'll attach it to all e-mails that go to our lovely council.

    I'm sure that'll get them on your side :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinnopinno Posts: 38,857
    arran77 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Good idea. It's about 4rse licking but I won't bore you with the details.

    yhpm

    ?

    He got excited when you mentioned ars* licking :lol:

    butt-kisser-smiley.gif


    Good smiley, perhaps i'll attach it to all e-mails that go to our lovely council.

    I'm sure that'll get them on your side :lol:

    I don't want them on my side - I am their nemesis to them, I am the anti-christ. I keep exposing all their hypocracy and they told us to 'Formulate an exit strategy as it would not be worth you continuing' in March 2009. Well, here we are 5 years later and still going. 10 times more cost effective, 10 times more efficient, won Gold awards for recycling whilst they are getting a huge wrap on the knuckles for skee wiffing the figures and only recycling 27% of the intake when claiming that it was over 40%. SEPA piddled on those chips and they give us support.

    Ha. Pinarello 24 - Council 1.
    S - The Brazilian beach volleyball team
    W - Wiggle Honda

    "This year will be harder than last year. But that is good news; this year will be easier than next year." President of Abyssinia's annual address to the nation.
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    I can quite imagine you as their nemesis :lol:

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qXRuoSHI6eQ
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 22,536 Lives Here
    I'd also send our local council an elbow and a brief explanation of which is an aris' and which an elbow.
  • AlexMac1973AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Enough of this off topic business, lets get back on track?

    I've just been watching Iron Man, and I have to admit it has made me wonder if we're missing is a gap in the market for Hoover Boy and Washer Women (equal rights opportunity).....
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • pinnopinno Posts: 38,857
    veronese68 wrote:
    I'd also send our local council an elbow and a brief explanation of which is an aris' and which an elbow.

    Our wonderful council signed a 25 year contract with Shanks Waste and after a loan and a hell of a lot of PPI, built a huge all singing, all dancing waste recycling plant.
    It was completed in 2009, 5 years in to the contract. As a result of this new fangled, high tech, they decided that we were surplus to requirements as all the waste will be sorted.
    2013, Shanks declared that they were recycling 37.5% of the waste. The Scottish Executive set a standard of 40% which is due to increase to 50% this year and if Salmond gets his way to keep the right side of the EU, may increase to 60%.
    SEPA went and did an audit. They sumised that at best, the recycling percentage was less than 27%. The censored hit the fan, the eco-deco plant was considered a complete failure and now have decided to Separate At Source. Problem is the council haven't got the cahonas to take Shanks for breach of contract because of the nepotism that brought the 25 year contract about in the first place. The waste budget is in deficit till 2536 (give or take a year or two). They also have to pay indemnities for the shortfall in recycling volumes.

    They are f*cked, buggered and being spit roasted from every direction and how they don't know what an 4rse is I have no idea 'cos they are being shafted.

    I got to do the washing up...
    S - The Brazilian beach volleyball team
    W - Wiggle Honda

    "This year will be harder than last year. But that is good news; this year will be easier than next year." President of Abyssinia's annual address to the nation.
  • AlexMac1973AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    I got to do the washing up...

    Who u gonna call? Washer Women!!!!! (Ok, it's not quite the same as Ghostbusters :cry: )
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
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