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  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260

    They are f*cked, buggered and being spit roasted from every direction and how they don't know what an 4rse is I have no idea 'cos they are being shafted.

    Sounds like typical council ineptitude!!

    While I agree with you, I suspect that unfortunately its you and your neighbours who are f*cked as its you who will pay for this through your council tax :roll:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,146
    I got to do the washing up...

    Who u gonna call? Washer Women!!!!! (Ok, it's not quite the same as Ghostbusters :cry: )

    what is washing up?
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    matthew h wrote:
    I got to do the washing up...

    Who u gonna call? Washer Women!!!!! (Ok, it's not quite the same as Ghostbusters :cry: )

    what is washing up?

    Lets see which of the following answers that question :wink:

    a) matthew h lives in the 1940's and mrs h does all domestic chores.
    b) matthew h has servants.
    c) matthew h lives in a complete shite hole as the dishes have been piling up for the last 25 years.
    d) matthew h has a dishwasher.
    e) matthew h genuinely does not know what washing up is.

    :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    (f) Matthew h is an American
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,146
    arran77 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    I got to do the washing up...

    Who u gonna call? Washer Women!!!!! (Ok, it's not quite the same as Ghostbusters :cry: )

    what is washing up?

    Lets see which of the following answers that question :wink:

    a) matthew h lives in the 1940's and mrs h does all domestic chores.
    b) matthew h has servants.
    c) matthew h lives in a complete shite hole as the dishes have been piling up for the last 25 years.
    d) matthew h has a dishwasher.
    e) matthew h genuinely does not know what washing up is.

    :P

    Isn't a & b the same thing?
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    matthew h wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    I got to do the washing up...

    Who u gonna call? Washer Women!!!!! (Ok, it's not quite the same as Ghostbusters :cry: )

    what is washing up?

    Lets see which of the following answers that question :wink:

    a) matthew h lives in the 1940's and mrs h does all domestic chores.
    b) matthew h has servants.
    c) matthew h lives in a complete shite hole as the dishes have been piling up for the last 25 years.
    d) matthew h has a dishwasher.
    e) matthew h genuinely does not know what washing up is.

    :P

    Isn't a & b the same thing?

    Very similar :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 40,121
    arran77 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    I got to do the washing up...

    Who u gonna call? Washer Women!!!!! (Ok, it's not quite the same as Ghostbusters :cry: )

    what is washing up?

    Lets see which of the following answers that question :wink:

    a) matthew h lives in the 1940's and mrs h does all domestic chores.
    b) matthew h has servants.
    c) matthew h lives in a complete shite hole as the dishes have been piling up for the last 25 years.
    d) matthew h has a dishwasher.
    e) matthew h genuinely does not know what washing up is.

    :P

    Isn't a & b the same thing?

    Very similar :lol:
    The saying is 'why have a dog and bark yourself?' :wink:
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  • pinnopinno Posts: 38,482
    Lets see now, A...B...C...D...E...F...R, no...H?...no. Er...G Ah yes; G that's the one.

    (g) Mathew h has paper plates, plastic cups and cutlery.
    S - The Brazilian beach volleyball team
    W - Wiggle Honda

    "This year will be harder than last year. But that is good news; this year will be easier than next year." President of Abyssinia's annual address to the nation.
  • InitialisedInitialised Posts: 3,047
    So back on Topic.jpg
    I used to just ride my bike to work but now I find myself going out looking for bigger and bigger hills.
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Lets see now, A...B...C...D...E...F...R, no...H?...no. Er...G Ah yes; G that's the one.

    (g) Mathew h has paper plates, plastic cups and cutlery.

    Are you suggesting that Matthew h is a filthy student :shock:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinnopinno Posts: 38,482
    arran77 wrote:
    Lets see now, A...B...C...D...E...F...R, no...H?...no. Er...G Ah yes; G that's the one.

    (g) Mathew h has paper plates, plastic cups and cutlery.

    Are you suggesting that Matthew h is a filthy student :shock:

    According to a very close source, he's lucky to have a liver so it would make sense.
    S - The Brazilian beach volleyball team
    W - Wiggle Honda

    "This year will be harder than last year. But that is good news; this year will be easier than next year." President of Abyssinia's annual address to the nation.
  • RDWRDW Posts: 1,900
    I can't help feeling that this thread has drifted a little off topic.
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
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    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,146
    arran77 wrote:
    Lets see now, A...B...C...D...E...F...R, no...H?...no. Er...G Ah yes; G that's the one.

    (g) Mathew h has paper plates, plastic cups and cutlery.

    Are you suggesting that Matthew h is a filthy student :shock:

    According to a very close source, he's lucky to have a liver so it would make sense.

    :D

    Still technically a student for the next 6mths
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 40,121
    matthew h wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Lets see now, A...B...C...D...E...F...R, no...H?...no. Er...G Ah yes; G that's the one.

    (g) Mathew h has paper plates, plastic cups and cutlery.

    Are you suggesting that Matthew h is a filthy student :shock:

    According to a very close source, he's lucky to have a liver so it would make sense.

    :D

    Still technically a student for the next 6mths
    Please don't tell us you carry a donor card?
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  • pinnopinno Posts: 38,482
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Lets see now, A...B...C...D...E...F...R, no...H?...no. Er...G Ah yes; G that's the one.

    (g) Mathew h has paper plates, plastic cups and cutlery.

    Are you suggesting that Matthew h is a filthy student :shock:

    According to a very close source, he's lucky to have a liver so it would make sense.

    :D

    Still technically a student for the next 6mths
    Please don't tell us you carry a donor card?

    Don't be like that, he might donate his bike to you.
    S - The Brazilian beach volleyball team
    W - Wiggle Honda

    "This year will be harder than last year. But that is good news; this year will be easier than next year." President of Abyssinia's annual address to the nation.
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 40,121

    Don't be like that, he might donate his bike to you.
    Exactly. He rides a fixie :)
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  • pinnopinno Posts: 38,482
    Stevo 666 wrote:

    Don't be like that, he might donate his bike to you.
    Exactly. He rides a fixie :)

    When you are an impoverished student, you can't afford things like rear mechs, brakes...
    S - The Brazilian beach volleyball team
    W - Wiggle Honda

    "This year will be harder than last year. But that is good news; this year will be easier than next year." President of Abyssinia's annual address to the nation.
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,146
    Stevo 666 wrote:

    Don't be like that, he might donate his bike to you.
    Exactly. He rides a fixie :)

    When you are an impoverished student, you can't afford things like rear mechs, brakes...

    As a cover star of this weeks cycling weekly - you will find at least one of my bike contains brakes ;)
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:

    Don't be like that, he might donate his bike to you.
    Exactly. He rides a fixie :)

    When you are an impoverished student, you can't afford things like rear mechs, brakes...

    As a cover star of this weeks cycling weekly - you will find at least one of my bike contains brakes ;)

    Pics or it didn't happen hippy :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 40,121
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:

    Don't be like that, he might donate his bike to you.
    Exactly. He rides a fixie :)

    When you are an impoverished student, you can't afford things like rear mechs, brakes...

    As a cover star of this weeks cycling weekly - you will find at least one of my bike contains brakes ;)
    You're not denying the lack of gears...
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  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,146
    arran77 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:

    Don't be like that, he might donate his bike to you.
    Exactly. He rides a fixie :)

    When you are an impoverished student, you can't afford things like rear mechs, brakes...

    As a cover star of this weeks cycling weekly - you will find at least one of my bike contains brakes ;)

    Pics or it didn't happen hippy :P

    visit WH Smiths........... In red top under the banner 'Britain's dirtiest sportive' :D
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,146
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:

    Don't be like that, he might donate his bike to you.
    Exactly. He rides a fixie :)

    When you are an impoverished student, you can't afford things like rear mechs, brakes...

    As a cover star of this weeks cycling weekly - you will find at least one of my bike contains brakes ;)
    You're not denying the lack of gears...

    look at the pics - there was not a chance I was using a good bike
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    matthew h wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:

    Don't be like that, he might donate his bike to you.
    Exactly. He rides a fixie :)

    When you are an impoverished student, you can't afford things like rear mechs, brakes...

    As a cover star of this weeks cycling weekly - you will find at least one of my bike contains brakes ;)

    Pics or it didn't happen hippy :P

    visit WH Smiths........... In red top under the banner 'Britain's dirtiest sportive' :D

    I can't be bothered to do that just to see a picture of you, so for the benefit of those lazy feckers like me here it is, although I think we'll struggle to see you :P

    2eyjq74.jpg
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,146
    arran77 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:

    Don't be like that, he might donate his bike to you.
    Exactly. He rides a fixie :)

    When you are an impoverished student, you can't afford things like rear mechs, brakes...

    As a cover star of this weeks cycling weekly - you will find at least one of my bike contains brakes ;)

    Pics or it didn't happen hippy :P

    visit WH Smiths........... In red top under the banner 'Britain's dirtiest sportive' :D

    I can't be bothered to do that just to see a picture of you, so for the benefit of those lazy feckers like me here it is, although I think we'll struggle to see you :P

    2eyjq74.jpg

    At least I look thin this way :)
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Which one's you?
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,146
    arran77 wrote:
    Which one's you?

    red top under the 'o' of sportive
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 22,391 Lives Here
    Not the one about age slowing you down?
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,146
    veronese68 wrote:
    Not the one about age slowing you down?

    :D
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    matthew h wrote:
    veronese68 wrote:
    Not the one about age slowing you down?

    :D

    Sean is under the misapprehension that you are a sprightly young student :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
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