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  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    age is a hill we all have to climb, but without the advantage of coming down the other side.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    florerider wrote:
    age is a hill we all have to climb, but without the advantage of coming down the other side.

    I don't mind climbing hills but it's the dramatic drop at top that I'm not looking forward to :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,316
    florerider wrote:
    age is a hill we all have to climb, but without the advantage of coming down the other side.

    I'm not inviting you to any of my parties.

    I pressed ctrl + again and again and again, and now Matt H is just a bunch of pixels.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    pinarello001 wrote:
    florerider wrote:
    age is a hill we all have to climb, but without the advantage of coming down the other side.

    I'm not inviting you to any of my parties.

    I pressed ctrl + again and again and again, and now Matt H is just a bunch of pixels.

    That's due to the ale :)
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    pinarello001 wrote:
    I'm not inviting you to any of my parties.

    I don't want your jelly and ice cream.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,316
    florerider wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    I'm not inviting you to any of my parties.

    I don't want your jelly and ice cream.

    See ?! Misery guts; found a family video of you
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  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    pinarello001 wrote:
    florerider wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    I'm not inviting you to any of my parties.

    I don't want your jelly and ice cream.

    See ?! Misery guts; found a family video of you

    now that really is a documentary, glad to see there are still some reasonable, well adjusted people about. :D
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,396
    I think the question we need to ask ourselves is whether the 'on topic' thread is on topic?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pdstsp
    pdstsp Posts: 1,264
    Hazelnut in every bite.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,813
    This is in the wrong section, read the rules fool.
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  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    I googled rules fool - apparantely it is a pudding made from gooseberries served in an old restaurant in Central London where the then Prince of Wales used to dine with Lily Langtree.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,396
    Veronese68 wrote:
    This is in the wrong section, read the rules fool.
    So where is the section for discussing whether threads are on topic?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,325
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    This is in the wrong section, read the rules fool.
    So where is the section for discussing whether threads are on topic?
    viewforum.php?f=40033

    I do apologise for staying OT.

    Won't happen again.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
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    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,813
    Will you people keep up, this is the area for sensible off topic threads. This thread is not sensible but appears to be on topic. So it's in the wrong place for 2 reasons. I'd query it but we're not allowed to.
    Also, my Dad makes a good gooseberry fool and I don't mean me.
    I would also like to add that I did actually write fool and the forum didn't correct me for writing a male bird.
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  • qube
    qube Posts: 1,899
    Isn't a male bird a ladyboy?
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    I am totally off Topic :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,325
    I never liked Topic.

    I much preferred Flake. Probably due to the adverts.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • t4tomo
    t4tomo Posts: 2,643
    Veronese68 wrote:
    This is in the wrong section, read the rules fool.
    I hope you're not suggesting the Topic is a biscuit?
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  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    PBlakeney wrote:
    I never liked Topic.

    I much preferred Flake. Probably due to the adverts.

    Unlike a certain Ms. Faithful who (allegedly) preferred mars bars :wink:
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,325
    florerider wrote:
    PBlakeney wrote:
    I never liked Topic.

    I much preferred Flake. Probably due to the adverts.

    Unlike a certain Ms. Faithful who (allegedly) preferred mars bars :wink:
    Would Ms. Faithful not appreciate a nut in every bite?
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    quite possibly, but a Mars a day helped someone to rest work and er, play :wink:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,396
    Was this before Kit Kats were invented?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,813
    Now this has been moved from sensible off topic to the daft off topic section.
    What about a Picnic?
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,316
    Give me a Wham bar anyday - the quickest way to rot all of your teeth in one long chewy session.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,396
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Give me a Wham bar anyday - the quickest way to rot all of your teeth in one long chewy session.
    A Wham bar might have unfortunate connotations these days.

    The vending machine at work now stocks Double Deckers - ace.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Now this has been moved from sensible off topic to the daft off topic section.
    What about a Picnic?

    Mick might have been eating out, but it was not a picnic :wink:
  • Philly8mt
    Philly8mt Posts: 552
    I entered a Marathon once ...

    Bloody awful ... Chocolate & peanut all over me knob!!
    Still thinking of something clever to say!
  • qube
    qube Posts: 1,899
    I'd give that a Twirl.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,316
    It's all a bit flaky in here.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,396
    I'm not sure if I should mention a Finger of Fudge?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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