A good joke shortened.
A yank in Britain visits a friend , it's raining hard , yank says we will go out when it eases off , Brit replies yeah , great weather !
Yank is obviously confused, the Brit explains irony. The yank sees the funny side and decides to use that irony stuff at the first opportunity when returning home.
He gets off the flight and grabs a cab home , where he and the cab driver see a petrol tanker stopped having run out of fuel , the tanker driver trudging up the road with a little fill up tank in his hand .
The cabbie says well look at that, the yank quickly replies , yeah , great weather.
SSE (maybe not in England) are advertising and the theme is an Orang-utan and in another ad, an Orang-Utan with a baby.
A power company.
In Indonesia, they are destroying rain forest to grow Palm oil. For oil. For power and in the process, demolishing the last remaining habitat of the Orang-Utan. Now, SSE might have nothing to do with the Palm oil companies but the link is far too blatant.
SSE (maybe not in England) are advertising and the theme is an Orang-utan and in another ad, an Orang-Utan with a baby.
A power company.
In Indonesia, they are destroying rain forest to grow Palm oil. For oil. For power and in the process, demolishing the last remaining habitat of the Orang-Utan. Now, SSE might have nothing to do with the Palm oil companies but the link is far too blatant.
Not sure if you watched Twenty Twelve when it was on, but I suspect the depiction of the agency that came up with "Jubilympics" was only very very slightly enhanced for comic effect.
1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
1980s BSA 10sp
Liberal metropolitan, remoaner, traitor, "sympathiser", etc.
I have read a lot of moans lately about cyclists not having lights on the bike and reflective clothing. To be fair, there are a lot of plonkers around here with no lights and dark clothing.
However, when I got out at night, I wear proper reflective clothing, have three lights on the front of the bike (one on full, one on flash, one as backup), have a tube rear light on full, a rear light in my jacket on flash, and spares on my helmet and the seat stay.
What happens? I still get idiots who can't see me (someone nearly drove across me at a junction) and even had a van full beam me the other day because he didn't like my lights. It looks like being lit up like a Christmas tree still doesn't help in some cases, despite some motorists moaning about cyclists and lack of lights.
I have read a lot of moans lately about cyclists not having lights on the bike and reflective clothing. To be fair, there are a lot of plonkers around here with no lights and dark clothing.
However, when I got out at night, I wear proper reflective clothing, have three lights on the front of the bike (one on full, one on flash, one as backup), have a tube rear light on full, a rear light in my jacket on flash, and spares on my helmet and the seat stay.
What happens? I still get idiots who can't see me (someone nearly drove across me at a junction) and even had a van full beam me the other day because he didn't like my lights. It looks like being lit up like a Christmas tree still doesn't help in some cases, despite some motorists moaning about cyclists and lack of lights.
You are Alanis Morissette and I claim my £5.
The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.
SSE (maybe not in England) are advertising and the theme is an Orang-utan and in another ad, an Orang-Utan with a baby.
A power company.
In Indonesia, they are destroying rain forest to grow Palm oil. For oil. For power and in the process, demolishing the last remaining habitat of the Orang-Utan. Now, SSE might have nothing to do with the Palm oil companies but the link is far too blatant.
It makes me cringe just because I know what they are like to work with. A baby orangutan isn't going to make me like them...
Just seen Ed Balls on ten o clock news.
He was moaning that if they get elected......
I don't think he'll lose too much sleep over it, he knows they won't get elected until most of the people who remember last Labour debacle have died. Ironically, the Tory NHS plans will help to kill them off quite quickly.
Voters need to realise that those two parties are just different faces of the same $h1t mountain.
There was a marvellous spam post on here offering an essay writing service. It was written in flamboyantly bad English, possibly by a bot, or by Trump's Twitter writer.
Labour supporters whining about Theresa May signalling the end of democracy and ushering in a one party state for holding an election. Now there's lots I dislike about Theresa and the Tories but please, after a decade of Blair and "Bad Al" Campbell followed by the disastrous coronation of Brown, it ill behoves Labour voters to make this charge against her. Also, it's not her fault that Corbyn's Labour are censored and have no chance of winning the election.
If there are still people who think the UN Is a worthwhile organisation, this should finally convince them otherwise. Congo on Human Rights and now this?
The sooner this bloke is a fly-blown corpse the better the world will be.
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A yank in Britain visits a friend , it's raining hard , yank says we will go out when it eases off , Brit replies yeah , great weather !
Yank is obviously confused, the Brit explains irony. The yank sees the funny side and decides to use that irony stuff at the first opportunity when returning home.
He gets off the flight and grabs a cab home , where he and the cab driver see a petrol tanker stopped having run out of fuel , the tanker driver trudging up the road with a little fill up tank in his hand .
The cabbie says well look at that, the yank quickly replies , yeah , great weather.
Irony = Metallic
SSE (maybe not in England) are advertising and the theme is an Orang-utan and in another ad, an Orang-Utan with a baby.
A power company.
In Indonesia, they are destroying rain forest to grow Palm oil. For oil. For power and in the process, demolishing the last remaining habitat of the Orang-Utan. Now, SSE might have nothing to do with the Palm oil companies but the link is far too blatant.
W - Wiggle Honda
"This year will be harder than last year. But that is good news; this year will be easier than next year."
1980s BSA 10sp
Liberal metropolitan, remoaner, traitor, "sympathiser", etc.
However, when I got out at night, I wear proper reflective clothing, have three lights on the front of the bike (one on full, one on flash, one as backup), have a tube rear light on full, a rear light in my jacket on flash, and spares on my helmet and the seat stay.
What happens? I still get idiots who can't see me (someone nearly drove across me at a junction) and even had a van full beam me the other day because he didn't like my lights. It looks like being lit up like a Christmas tree still doesn't help in some cases, despite some motorists moaning about cyclists and lack of lights.
I am not sure. You have no chance.
It makes me cringe just because I know what they are like to work with. A baby orangutan isn't going to make me like them...
"I can travel 300 metres downhill faster than anyone else. I'm so proud! Someone give me Kudos. I'm King of the Mountain"
That scuppers any chance of trump encouraging anyone to like america!
W - Wiggle Honda
"This year will be harder than last year. But that is good news; this year will be easier than next year."
Voters need to realise that those two parties are just different faces of the same $h1t mountain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwYtDOmR7Ro
Call it "booty" if you like, to me it's still a fat @rse.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... phant.html
Good. Pity the elephant died in the process.
W - Wiggle Honda
"This year will be harder than last year. But that is good news; this year will be easier than next year."
Later in the day, splinter. Same thorn.
Is that irony?
W - Wiggle Honda
"This year will be harder than last year. But that is good news; this year will be easier than next year."
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/ ... ambassador
I am not sure. You have no chance.
The sooner this bloke is a fly-blown corpse the better the world will be.
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/transpo ... 85096.html
2012 Colnago CX-1
2015 Colnago AC-R
Exeter Wheelers
2012 Colnago CX-1
2015 Colnago AC-R
Exeter Wheelers