TDF Stage 12: Bourg-en-Bresse / St Etiennie *spoiler*

RideOnTime
RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
edited July 2014 in Pro race
:) just gettin the bits together
St Etiennie? band weren't they?

Must we start with a purely gratuitous picture of Mrs Gallopin. erm well yes (edit just realised there is no 'tit' in gratuitous)

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St Etienne - I couldn't remember what they looked like!

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Berties Broken Bike - which we now know (bollox) was the one that clashed within Belkin (no one saw it though did they!)

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Stage Map

All round Lyon. Lyon is big isn't it!

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  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    Where's the Lotto Bus?
    Correlation is not causation.
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    I just can't seem to spell St Etienne... comes out different every time
  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,310
    RideOnTime wrote:
    I just can't seem to spell St Etienne... comes out different every time

    Stick with it -It can be your 'thing'
    “New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!
  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    RideOnTime wrote:
    I just can't seem to spell St Etienne... comes out different every time

    Yeah, yeah but where's the bus?
    Correlation is not causation.
  • dish_dash
    dish_dash Posts: 5,643
    RideOnTime wrote:
    I just can't seem to spell St Etienne... comes out different every time

    Yeah, yeah but where's the bus?

    What's with the bus?
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    dish_dash wrote:
    RideOnTime wrote:
    I just can't seem to spell St Etienne... comes out different every time

    Yeah, yeah but where's the bus?

    What's with the bus?

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    There. sorry you asked.....

    St Et-tenne-n Cathedral


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    Creepy foot

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  • No_Ta_Doctor
    No_Ta_Doctor Posts: 14,538
    RideOnTime wrote:
    dish_dash wrote:
    RideOnTime wrote:
    I just can't seem to spell St Etienne... comes out different every time

    Yeah, yeah but where's the bus?

    What's with the bus?

    2rpeh3r.jpg

    There. sorry you asked.....

    Nice bike parked in front of it. Whoever rides that is one cool mofo. Probably rides it up to casinos in Monte Carlo, dressed to the nines, to put his race winnings on a number picked by one of the beautiful women that are immediately attracted to his presence. Moths to the candle they must be.
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  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    RideOnTime wrote:
    dish_dash wrote:
    RideOnTime wrote:
    I just can't seem to spell St Etienne... comes out different every time

    Yeah, yeah but where's the bus?

    What's with the bus?

    2rpeh3r.jpg

    There. sorry you asked.....

    Nice bike parked in front of it. Whoever rides that is one cool mofo. Probably rides it up to casinos in Monte Carlo, dressed to the nines, to put his race winnings on a number picked by one of the beautiful women that are immediately attracted to his presence. Moths to the candle they must be.


    yeah ok, don't spoil it... like flies round **** some say.
  • dish_dash
    dish_dash Posts: 5,643
    RideOnTime wrote:
    dish_dash wrote:
    RideOnTime wrote:
    I just can't seem to spell St Etienne... comes out different every time

    Yeah, yeah but where's the bus?

    What's with the bus?

    2rpeh3r.jpg

    There. sorry you asked.....

    Amazing pic! Just improved my evening... thanks :P

    What's the square above the social media links, a mirror?
  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    RideOnTime wrote:
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    Ah, beter!
    Correlation is not causation.
  • josame
    josame Posts: 1,162
    RideOnTime wrote:
    :) just gettin the bits together
    St Etiennie? band weren't they?

    Must we start with a purely gratuitous picture of Mrs Gallopin. erm well yes (edit just realised there is no 'tit' in gratuitous)

    2cqcio3.jpg

    St Etienne - I couldn't remember what they looked like!

    5l5iy1.jpg

    Berties Broken Bike - which we now know (bollox) was the one that clashed within Belkin (no one saw it though did they!)

    e7xtlj.jpg

    Stage Map

    All round Lyon. Lyon is big isn't it!

    107mg45.jpg
    This is humour.. right?
    'Do not compare your bike to others, for always there will be greater and lesser bikes'
  • thomthom
    thomthom Posts: 3,574
    That's a lot of pictures of no stage profile...
  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    Here you go:

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    Weirdly this stage is listed as 'flat' while today's was listed as hilly.
    Correlation is not causation.
  • Lanterne_Rogue
    Lanterne_Rogue Posts: 4,325
    I'm terrified of making a quip about St Etienne because I always get Sarahs Cracknell and Nixey confused. This stage is giving me a heck of a Proustian soundtrack inside my head though.
  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    `dale will control the breakaway to send Sagan up to the sprint point at 39k,whereupon they will all sit on the armco until persuaded by their DS`s to carry on.I feel it in my water.
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

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    Winter Alan Top Cross
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  • inseine
    inseine Posts: 5,788
    I pretty sure St Etienne used to be the centre of the French bicycle industry. They pass very close by TIME tomorrow.
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,710
    Here you go:

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    Weirdly this stage is listed as 'flat' while today's was listed as hilly.


    Weirdly, those mountain looking thingys are actually only 3% gradients.
    So, I suppose they must qualify false flats as flat.

    Degenkolb, to be joined by Greipel and Coquard, at least.
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • alan_a
    alan_a Posts: 1,581
    So I was bored and Google image searched "Lotto Bus" planning to put up a different image and say something like

    That's not a lotto bus... this is a Lotto bus.

    Well you will never guess what came up on the 2nd row of images????

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  • alan_a
    alan_a Posts: 1,581
    Here you go:

    PROFIL.png

    Weirdly this stage is listed as 'flat' while today's was listed as hilly.


    Weirdly, those mountain looking thingys are actually only 3% gradients.
    So, I suppose they must qualify false flats as flat.

    Degenkolb, to be joined by Greipel and Coquard, at least.

    Who ever does the profiles is having a joke.

    Compare Stage 2 - high point Holme Moss 521m

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    with stage 4 - high point 159m

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  • cesco
    cesco Posts: 252
    Saint Etienne, the reason we wear helmets.

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  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    josame wrote:
    RideOnTime wrote:
    :) just gettin the bits together
    St Etiennie? band weren't they?

    This is humour.. right?

    Wrong :) deadly serious...
    dish_dash wrote:
    RideOnTime wrote:
    dish_dash wrote:
    RideOnTime wrote:
    I just can't seem to spell St Etienne... comes out different every time

    Yeah, yeah but where's the bus?

    What's with the bus?

    2rpeh3r.jpg

    There. sorry you asked.....

    Amazing pic! Just improved my evening... thanks :P

    What's the square above the social media links, a mirror?

    I don't know its looks like a hologram thingy doesn't it


    Just watching Stage 11 hi-lights while I have breakfast. Sean Yeates interview was a bit numb. Rather have a feature on the AC swapped bike conspiracy. Found some great pictures elsewhere on the net looks like Euro equivalent of FBI involved... what are they? CBI or summat no MIHigh I don't know I'll show them later.
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    Alan A wrote:
    So I was bored and Google image searched "Lotto Bus" planning to put up a different image and say something like

    That's not a lotto bus... this is a Lotto bus.

    Well you will never guess what came up on the 2nd row of images????

    lottobus.png

    That's because it is the Lotto bus in Harrogate, Yorkshire, Angleterre.

    If you Google Lotto Bellisol girls you get a nice picture of Isabelle Beckers

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  • type:epyt
    type:epyt Posts: 766
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    Life is unfair, kill yourself or get over it.
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    type:epyt wrote:
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    That is your CD collection?
  • FJS
    FJS Posts: 4,820
    type:epyt wrote:
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    Clenbuterol??? :o
  • smithy21
    smithy21 Posts: 2,204
    RideOnTime wrote:
    Alan A wrote:
    So I was bored and Google image searched "Lotto Bus" planning to put up a different image and say something like

    That's not a lotto bus... this is a Lotto bus.

    Well you will never guess what came up on the 2nd row of images????

    lottobus.png

    That's because it is the Lotto bus in Harrogate, Yorkshire, Angleterre.

    If you Google Lotto Bellisol girls you get a nice picture of Isabelle Beckers

    huerma.jpg

    This really is your one redeeming feature, and by this I mean Isabelle.
  • r0bh
    r0bh Posts: 2,382
    FJS wrote:
    type:epyt wrote:
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    Clenbuterol??? :o

    :D:D
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
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    Our current leader.
  • type:epyt
    type:epyt Posts: 766
    RideOnTime wrote:

    That is your CD collection?

    Sadly not.

    But in the spirit of gratuitous cd pics, here is my collection (most of it anyway):

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    Life is unfair, kill yourself or get over it.