Greetings From Stevo

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  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Aww no, I used to look up to Finchy as a forum member

    :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :? :? :?

    On second thoughts, looking at the competition... :wink:
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    It's a bit weird, we went around trying car after car, and the Toyota Aygo was the only one we tried that had enough room for my legs. :|:| :?
    That's bizarre, I thought you'd look like this in an Aygo:

    jeremy_clarkson_p50.jpg

    Nah, they're really good for lanky freaks like me. As you'd expect from a car designed by the Japanese.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    johnfinch wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Nah, they're really good for lanky freaks like me. As you'd expect from a car designed by the Japanese.
    Exactly. I work with a quite a few Japanese and they're not the tallest race on earth.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Nah, they're really good for lanky freaks like me. As you'd expect from a car designed by the Japanese.
    Exactly. I work with a quite a few Japanese and they're not the tallest race on earth.

    Also they statistically have shorter than average c ocks. :lol:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Nah, they're really good for lanky freaks like me. As you'd expect from a car designed by the Japanese.
    Exactly. I work with a quite a few Japanese and they're not the tallest race on earth.

    Also they statistically have shorter than average c ocks. :lol:
    And how did you obtain this statistical sample Bally? :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Nah, they're really good for lanky freaks like me. As you'd expect from a car designed by the Japanese.
    Exactly. I work with a quite a few Japanese and they're not the tallest race on earth.

    Also they statistically have shorter than average c ocks. :lol:
    And how did you obtain this statistical sample Bally? :)

    I have known a lot of grateful Japanese ladies. :wink:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    Good comeback, Bally-San.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Ah-so.
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    Merc C Class 270Cdi

    Never trust a man with a small Mercedes Benz :wink:

    All the "waste management consultants" I met in Glasgow had much bigger Mercs. And they were very trustworthy in getting the job done :!:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    florerider wrote:
    Merc C Class 270Cdi

    Never trust a man with a small Mercedes Benz :wink:

    All the "waste management consultants" I met in Glasgow had much bigger Mercs. And they were very trustworthy in getting the job done :!:

    Piña lives out in the sticks so he's only small time :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Ah-so.
    Are you turning Japanese Bally? :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Nah, they're really good for lanky freaks like me. As you'd expect from a car designed by the Japanese.
    Exactly. I work with a quite a few Japanese and they're not the tallest race on earth.

    Also they statistically have shorter than average c ocks. :lol:
    And how did you obtain this statistical sample Bally? :)

    I have known a lot of grateful Japanese ladies. :wink:

    They allowed Japanese 'ladies' into POW camps!?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Nah, they're really good for lanky freaks like me. As you'd expect from a car designed by the Japanese.
    Exactly. I work with a quite a few Japanese and they're not the tallest race on earth.

    Also they statistically have shorter than average c ocks. :lol:
    And how did you obtain this statistical sample Bally? :)

    I have known a lot of grateful Japanese ladies. :wink:

    They allowed Japanese 'ladies' into POW camps!?

    Maybe there are links here to the old lady boys thread :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    'Barry, twenty dorrar I rove you rong time.'

    Whatever happened to the Ladyboys thread?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    'Barry, twenty dorrar I rove you rong time.'

    Whatever happened to the Ladyboys thread?

    I suspect its not allowed :cry:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    'Barry, twenty dorrar I rove you rong time.'

    Whatever happened to the Ladyboys thread?

    I suspect its not allowed :cry:

    Which bit? Roving you rong or the ladyboys :mrgreen:
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    'Barry, twenty dorrar I rove you rong time.'

    Whatever happened to the Ladyboys thread?

    I suspect its not allowed :cry:

    Which bit? Roving you rong or the ladyboys :mrgreen:
    If Arran's ever been to the Far East he'll know :P
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    'Barry, twenty dorrar I rove you rong time.'

    Whatever happened to the Ladyboys thread?

    I suspect its not allowed :cry:

    Which bit? Roving you rong or the ladyboys :mrgreen:
    If Arran's ever been to the Far East he'll know :P

    Let's hope he's has :wink:

    I wonder if he ever came across anything like this?

    AAD17A74-BAD0-7329-3E75D3563EDDAF26.jpg
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Went to Thailand for our honeymoon but the only 'cuming' there involved Mrs 77 :wink: not that you wanted that much info :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Yeah, your right.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Yeah, your right.

    :mrgreen:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    arran77 wrote:
    Went to Thailand for our honeymoon but the only 'cuming' there involved Mrs 77 :wink: not that you wanted that much info :lol:
    You honeymoon wasn't by any chance a trip back to Mrs. 77's homeland? :)

    tumblr_lgpzn8jmXd1qcus10.png
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    I thought it would be a appropriate time to mention I had my first blue experience yesterday in Cardinham Woods, only took just under an hour. The wife didn't even have a complain when it was all over.

    Not bad for a 8 mile trail ride.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Went to Thailand for our honeymoon but the only 'cuming' there involved Mrs 77 :wink: not that you wanted that much info :lol:
    You honeymoon wasn't by any chance a trip back to Mrs. 77's homeland? :)

    tumblr_lgpzn8jmXd1qcus10.png

    :lol:

    No she's a Hampshire country bumpkin :D
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    I thought it would be a appropriate time to mention I had my first blue experience yesterday in Cardinham Woods, only took just under an hour. The wife didn't even have a complain when it was all over.

    Not bad for a 8 mile trail ride.
    Do they have a black run? :P
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Nah, only blue or red. Part of the red has been closed off, not sure for how long. The guide said 1-2 hours, but it's closer to 40 minutes if you go at a steady pace.

    Will be definately be have another go, my only issue is it's a bit too short at 12km. Need to do a few laps and make a day of it as it's a 70 mile round trip.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    Never mind, not sure where it is anyway - apart from Cornawall :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Never mind, not sure where it is anyway - apart from Cornawall :)

    Mikey might know :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    I can't see all pictures at work but I think the one you want of Stevo is somewhere here V68 :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    arran77 wrote:
    I can't see all pictures at work but I think the one you want of Stevo is somewhere here V68 :wink:
    Why does V68 need a pic of me? :shock:

    BTW there is an undisguised pic of me somewhere on BR which kinda explains my avatar. If anyone is sad enough and has enough time on their hands to look... :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]