Greetings From Stevo

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  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    matthew h wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    Anyway, I've now got a mountain bike and I've had 2 punctures in one week. Thanks Stevo and Arran, you c**ts.
    Sorry, not my fault if God hates roadies.

    BTW welcome to The Dark Side - all you need now is a Darth Vader outfit like mine and the transformation is complete :wink:

    I don't think I'll be needing that for a while. The bike's got a baby seat on. I go up and down a few slopes and dips, much to Baby Finch's delight, but I'm going to have to leave the DH bit for now.

    no - kids love a bit of fun.

    I took my eldest around the Llandegla blue route on the back of my bike - got to the end and he had lost a wellie & his dummy - but he loved it

    You're giving me ideas now - might have to find some woodland track...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    johnfinch wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    Anyway, I've now got a mountain bike and I've had 2 punctures in one week. Thanks Stevo and Arran, you c**ts.
    Sorry, not my fault if God hates roadies.

    BTW welcome to The Dark Side - all you need now is a Darth Vader outfit like mine and the transformation is complete :wink:

    I don't think I'll be needing that for a while. The bike's got a baby seat on. I go up and down a few slopes and dips, much to Baby Finch's delight, but I'm going to have to leave the DH bit for now.

    no - kids love a bit of fun.

    I took my eldest around the Llandegla blue route on the back of my bike - got to the end and he had lost a wellie & his dummy - but he loved it

    You're giving me ideas now - might have to find some woodland track...

    Oh f*ck...
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    johnfinch wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    Anyway, I've now got a mountain bike and I've had 2 punctures in one week. Thanks Stevo and Arran, you c**ts.
    Sorry, not my fault if God hates roadies.

    BTW welcome to The Dark Side - all you need now is a Darth Vader outfit like mine and the transformation is complete :wink:

    I don't think I'll be needing that for a while. The bike's got a baby seat on. I go up and down a few slopes and dips, much to Baby Finch's delight, but I'm going to have to leave the DH bit for now.

    no - kids love a bit of fun.

    I took my eldest around the Llandegla blue route on the back of my bike - got to the end and he had lost a wellie & his dummy - but he loved it

    You're giving me ideas now - might have to find some woodland track...

    :)
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    Finchy - don't do it. This is the first step into the slipperry alleyway they call the dark side. You'll find yourself being strapped to a tree in Merthyr Tidfil and banged by a queue of hairy flappity short wearing crudders.
    Did you ever see 'It's a Bug's Life'? The bit where the fly heads toward the Insectocutor?

    "Don't do it"
    "I can't help it, it's so beautiful"
    bzzzzzzzzztchch
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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Finchy - don't do it. This is the first step into the slipperry alleyway they call the dark side. You'll find yourself being strapped to a tree in Merthyr Tidfil and banged by a queue of hairy flappity short wearing crudders.
    Did you ever see 'It's a Bug's Life'? The bit where the fly heads toward the Insectocutor?

    "Don't do it"
    "I can't help it, it's so beautiful"
    bzzzzzzzzztchch

    You really should see a therapist.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    arran77 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Finchy - don't do it. This is the first step into the slipperry alleyway they call the dark side. You'll find yourself being strapped to a tree in Merthyr Tidfil and banged by a queue of hairy flappity short wearing crudders.
    Did you ever see 'It's a Bug's Life'? The bit where the fly heads toward the Insectocutor?

    "Don't do it"
    "I can't help it, it's so beautiful"
    bzzzzzzzzztchch

    You really should see a therapist.

    Then the therapist would need a therapist.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Dr Melfi

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    johnfinch wrote:
    You're giving me ideas now - might have to find some woodland track...
    Finchy, can't remember if you're Kent based ? If you are try Bedgebury Forest - loads of 'family trail' type stuff :)
    http://www.forestry.gov.uk/forestry/infd-8yfema
    There's your slippery slope...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    pinarello001 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Finchy - don't do it. This is the first step into the slipperry alleyway they call the dark side. You'll find yourself being strapped to a tree in Merthyr Tidfil and banged by a queue of hairy flappity short wearing crudders.
    Did you ever see 'It's a Bug's Life'? The bit where the fly heads toward the Insectocutor?

    "Don't do it"
    "I can't help it, it's so beautiful"
    bzzzzzzzzztchch

    You really should see a therapist.

    Then the therapist would need a therapist.
    I think we can skip therapists and go straight for padded cells and mashed banana for lunch :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Dr Melfi

    050310_bracco_vmed_1p.grid-4x2.jpg

    I'm still waiting for an appointment with her. I want to talk about the 'little guy', mum and the ducks in the swimming pool.
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Pina, watch you don't get 'clipped'
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Pina, watch you don't get 'clipped'

    I gave the capo 6 big one's, i'm safe. Maybe I should clip a crudder for kicks.
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  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    You're giving me ideas now - might have to find some woodland track...
    Finchy, can't remember if you're Kent based ? If you are try Bedgebury Forest - loads of 'family trail' type stuff :)
    http://www.forestry.gov.uk/forestry/infd-8yfema
    There's your slippery slope...

    Yes, I know Bedgebury, but it's got to be somewhere accessible from Ashford by train, as we only have a Toyota Aygo and no bike rack. Might take him to my mum's place, plenty of woodland there.

    Don't worry Pinarello, I'll still be a roadie first and foremost. Baby Finch has even got a little Tour de France vest.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    johnfinch wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    You're giving me ideas now - might have to find some woodland track...
    Finchy, can't remember if you're Kent based ? If you are try Bedgebury Forest - loads of 'family trail' type stuff :)
    http://www.forestry.gov.uk/forestry/infd-8yfema
    There's your slippery slope...

    Yes, I know Bedgebury, but it's got to be somewhere accessible from Ashford by train, as we only have a Toyota Aygo and no bike rack. Might take him to my mum's place, plenty of woodland there.

    Don't worry Pinarello, I'll still be a roadie first and foremost. Baby Finch has even got a little Tour de France vest.

    I hope it is a Sagan or a T Martin Jersey.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    johnfinch wrote:
    Yes, I know Bedgebury, but it's got to be somewhere accessible from Ashford by train, as we only have a Toyota Aygo and no bike rack. Might take him to my mum's place, plenty of woodland there.
    Stop being tight and buy a bike rack. You know you want to :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    Yes, I know Bedgebury, but it's got to be somewhere accessible from Ashford by train, as we only have a Toyota Aygo and no bike rack. Might take him to my mum's place, plenty of woodland there.
    Stop being tight and buy a bike rack. You know you want to :wink:

    Stevo, the man drives a Toyota Aygo, if he puts a bike rack on the boot of that thing he'll be popping wheelies in it :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    Yes, I know Bedgebury, but it's got to be somewhere accessible from Ashford by train, as we only have a Toyota Aygo and no bike rack. Might take him to my mum's place, plenty of woodland there.
    Stop being tight and buy a bike rack. You know you want to :wink:

    Stevo, the man drives a Toyota Aygo, if he puts a bike rack on the boot of that thing he'll be popping wheelies in it :lol:

    toyota-aygo-07.jpg

    Oh yeah, I see what you mean :lol:

    Finchy, do you conceal your face while you're driving it? :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    It's a bit weird, we went around trying car after car, and the Toyota Aygo was the only one we tried that had enough room for my legs. :|:| :?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    johnfinch wrote:
    It's a bit weird, we went around trying car after car, and the Toyota Aygo was the only one we tried that had enough room for my legs. :|:| :?
    That's bizarre, I thought you'd look like this in an Aygo:

    jeremy_clarkson_p50.jpg
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • verylonglegs
    verylonglegs Posts: 4,023
    Aww no, I used to look up to Finchy as a forum member and now I find out he drives a Toyota. So sad :(
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    I think that the man who can't be named drives an Aygo. What do you think Steve 'Ford Mondeo' 666?
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    Sorry I'm a bit deaf. What did you say Transit van man?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    The man who can't be named also has a transit I believe :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    It's not a transit and I also have a proper car.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    pinarello001 wrote:
    It's not a transit and I also have a proper car.
    The Mondy is my spare car/bike carrier/'leave it where I want without worrying' transport. Not that the main family car is any sort of fanny magnet :)

    What's your 'proper' car out of interest? :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    Merc C Class 270Cdi
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    Very fitting for your role as entrepreneur and capitalist loon oppressor :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    I'm in the waste management bizness.
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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Merc C Class 270Cdi

    Lots of room in the boot for Speshlady :twisted:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    arran77 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Merc C Class 270Cdi

    Lots of room in the boot for Speshlady :twisted:
    Room in his tin can van for quite a few of them. Before they end up in his basement :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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