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  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    lost in a roman wilderness of pain
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    because Jonny 'Jawbreaker' Jones had bowled a
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  • RDW
    RDW Posts: 1,900
    googly with his skillful wrist action, gripping
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    the 12th man, by his tail end
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,142
    In a firm but provocative way as
  • RDW
    RDW Posts: 1,900
    he yelped 'That simply isn't cricket!'. Djokovic
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    handed a dour Scot another good dicking
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    but deep down, Murray enjoyed it so
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    much that he tickled Mauresmo's hairy balls
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    transplanted during that holiday in Bangkok from
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Stevo, the crudder, who didn't need them
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    because of the mysterious off-piste encounter
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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    but still managed to claim tax back
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,314
    with a leggy Brazilian supermodel who was
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,142
    Turned out to be GTs mum, who
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    was really a chick with a dick
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    which made Stevo feel warm and fuzzy
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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    as he lowered himself onto a throbbing
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    dream sequence paid for with rubber cheques
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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    to an infamous gimp suited moderator for
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • RDW
    RDW Posts: 1,900
    conduct unbecoming a gentleman on active service
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    in the Scottish oil industry where he
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    organises criteriums around oil rigs for hairy
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    bikers to bake cup cakes and iced
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    Mammoth on toast. The oil rig racers
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    used to love to watch midget porn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,142
    as it grew on them, leading them
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    to experience midget erections. Lucky Snow White
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,142
    had a small child passage route which
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Jimmy Saville and Rolf Harris used to

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