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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    to dance naked, howling at the moon
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    drinking homebrew cider, planning raids on Cinderford
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    with the SAS and Dagenham Girls Pipers
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    who love dogging in their Ford Granada's
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,201
    Due to the big boot which fits
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    seven dwarfs and other vertically challenged blokes
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,201
    Mostly from the cake stop, a place
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    where mods get to call people wierdos
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    to prepare them for Communting chat which
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,201
    is sicker than a masters with carbon
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    sex toys stuffed in all their orifices
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    which causes constipation cured only by using
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    dry lube and a HB pencil to
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,201
    Reach a sexual peak favoured by ballysmate
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    and Sting practising tantric sex with his
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    83 year old mistress from Guadalupe who
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    can take her teeth out before sex
  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    and suck a lemon for added beautification
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    only surpassed by TDV who Piña letches
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    and consummates imaginatively 8 times before breakfast
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  • RDW
    RDW Posts: 1,900
    with the Band of the Coldstream Guards
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    but then wakes up realising its only
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    his own man juice that is covering
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    stevo's smiling face lying next to him
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    but alas the edited film was broadcasted
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  • Beltaine
    Beltaine Posts: 166
    rated PG but I think that's wrong
    ....I don't know why; It's a perfectly cromulent word....
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,201
    As it made porkys look like a
  • Beltaine
    Beltaine Posts: 166
    sausage and bacon fest of the highest
    ....I don't know why; It's a perfectly cromulent word....
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    batting order. Consisting of Tom 'third' Wicket
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  • RDW
    RDW Posts: 1,900
    a wizard with hard red balls, and

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