To T47B - How's the Isetta?

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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,894
    sa0u823e wrote:
    [T47B, who you going to fit into your passenger seat....
    team47b wrote:
    Arran, of course :D
    :shock:
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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Veronese68 wrote:
    sa0u823e wrote:
    [T47B, who you going to fit into your passenger seat....
    team47b wrote:
    Arran, of course :D
    :shock:

    Indeed.

    :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    I feel the need to qualify that sentence :D

    Whilst it would be most enjoyable to go for a drive with Arran as a passenger, if only to see his terrified little face when he reaches for a seat belt...I was of course meaning that Arran was correct in his assumption that I would want the gorgeous mrsT as my companion on the passenger seat, but then you knew that really!
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,894
    Indeed, I just thought my initial misreading was more entertaining. Never let the truth get in the way of a good joke, or even a bad joke. But we all knew that too.
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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    team47b wrote:
    Whilst it would be most enjoyable to go for a drive with Arran as a passenger, if only to see his terrified little face when he reaches for a seat belt...

    You are forgetting my penchant for old VW's :wink: I am quite at home sans seat belt :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Yeah but old v-dubs have a bonnet, bumper, cross member, chassis, bulk head, dashboard between you and the car in front, the isetta is a single skin opening door and well that is it really :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    I prefer my dubs to be of the bay variety so not much up front either :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,609
    arran77 wrote:
    I prefer my dubs to be of the bay variety so not much up front either :lol:

    Don't you find that your extra long joint smoke stains the windscreen?
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,929
    arran77 wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    sa0u823e wrote:
    [T47B, who you going to fit into your passenger seat....
    team47b wrote:
    Arran, of course :D
    :shock:

    Indeed.

    :lol:
    T47, so it's not because he's one of the few other BB'ers who could actually fit in? :P
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  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    All BB's under 55kgs, form an orderly queue :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    team47b wrote:
    All BB's under 55kgs, form an orderly queue :D

    That's going to be a very short queue :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    arran77 wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    All BB's under 55kgs, form an orderly queue :D

    That's going to be a very short queue :lol:

    and not very orderly :D
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,609
    florerider wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    All BB's under 55kgs, form an orderly queue :D

    That's going to be a very short queue :lol:

    and not very orderly :D

    ...and resembling Pygmies.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,929
    pinarello001 wrote:
    florerider wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    All BB's under 55kgs, form an orderly queue :D

    That's going to be a very short queue :lol:

    and not very orderly :D

    ...and resembling Pygmies.
    Overweight ones at that.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Over weight, disorderly, grumpy piggies with shaved legs in Lycra. Great.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,609
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Over weight, disorderly, grumpy MAMIL piggies with shaved legs in Lycra blowing out snot rockets and speeding up in the face of the CTC blokes/MTB'ers appearing on the horizon. Great.

    Slight alteration MF, couldn't resist.
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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Over weight, disorderly, grumpy MAMIL piggies with shaved legs in Lycra blowing out snot rockets and speeding up in the face of the CTC blokes/MTB'ers appearing on the horizon. Great.

    Slight alteration MF, couldn't resist.

    Alteration looks perfect to me Mr P.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,609
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Over weight, disorderly, grumpy MAMIL piggies with shaved legs in Lycra blowing out snot rockets and speeding up in the face of the CTC blokes/MTB'ers appearing on the horizon. Great.

    Slight alteration MF, couldn't resist.

    Alteration looks perfect to me Mr P.

    If only we could educate the crudders as easily. You know what they say?
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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    I don't think they say a lot. They just sort of mumble random grunting sounds and dribble a lot.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,609
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    I don't think they say a lot. They just sort of mumble random grunting sounds like 'meh' and 'dude' and dribble a lot especially when they knock their dentures out on the stem yet again.

    Sorry, I had to FTFY. Couldn't help it. Think I am suffering from PTCSD - Post traumatic crudder stress disorder.
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  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    So during the month of August the isetta has been on holiday, staying in a lovely garage, staying out of that fierce sun and only taken out in the mornings for trips to the seaside or art gallery to nourish it's cultural leanings...

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    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,609
    That's a hell of a big garage for such a little car. Maybe you should start a collection. You often hear about these ageing English eccentrics living in foreign lands with all sorts stuffed away.
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  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    I can actually drive in and turn round, the bit you can see is about a quarter of the total size, it also has an en suite bathroom :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,609
    Mrs P says it's a bit drab and needs a bit of colour.
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  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Ask her what's wrong with green :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • BelgianBeerGeek
    BelgianBeerGeek Posts: 5,226
    pinarello001 wrote:
    That's a hell of a big garage for such a little car. Maybe you should start a collection. You often hear about these ageing English eccentrics living in foreign lands with all sorts stuffed away.
    That's not a big garage it's a tiny car. And it's not a garage, it's a place to keep donkeys.
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  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Right and right :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Time for first proper oil change since engine rebuild, extensive range of tools and materials needed for this complex task :D

    1 undo drain plug to release oil - 19mm spanner
    2 drink a beer while you wait for oil to come out - beer
    3 do up drain plug - 19mm spanner
    4 put 1.75 litres of oil in filler/dip stick hole! - oil

    DSC02968.jpg
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,609
    The plastic funnel ruined that shot.
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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    pinarello001 wrote:
    The plastic funnel ruined that shot.

    That's what he uses to down the beer with while the oil fills :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn

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