Tour 2014 Team Presentation

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  • frenchfighter
    frenchfighter Posts: 30,642
    RichN95 wrote:
    frenchfighter wrote:
    Wow Kimberly Walsh is FAT.
    One of these days we'll have sit you down and tell you where babies come from.

    Do babies grow behind too?

    Maybe she has sextuplets under that red dress.
    Contador is the Greatest
  • argyllflyer
    argyllflyer Posts: 893
    gsk82 wrote:

    Maybe you can tell that to the baby that will shortly be falling out of her

    Wonder what will be going home first - Andy Schleck from the Tour or baby Walsh from the hospital?
  • TMR
    TMR Posts: 3,986
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    frenchfighter wrote:
    Do all the girls up north use as much fake tan as K Walsh?

    Careful mate, my missus is a South Yorkshire girl.

    Are you calling his pint a puff?
  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    Joelsim wrote:
    TMR wrote:
    Kimberley Walsh?! WTF?! It's the Tour de France, not a Blackpool excursion FFS! Not impressed :(

    Looks like she's going to give birth to Jan Ullrich

    My post of the Tour so far :lol:
    @JaunePeril

    Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    Bretagne Seche on real TV!
    @JaunePeril

    Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    RichN95 wrote:
    frenchfighter wrote:
    Wow Kimberly Walsh is FAT.
    One of these days we'll have sit you down and tell you where babies come from.

    Oh. My. Sides.

    Who's running the 'Best posts of the Tour' thread this year? We have our first entry.
    Correlation is not causation.
  • argyllflyer
    argyllflyer Posts: 893
    Yellow Peril wrote:
    Joelsim wrote:
    TMR wrote:
    Kimberley Walsh?! WTF?! It's the Tour de France, not a Blackpool excursion FFS! Not impressed :(

    Looks like she's going to give birth to Jan Ullrich

    My post of the Tour so far :lol:

    Or for those watching on Eurosport a more topical answer might be poor old Gregs Le Mond.
  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    What did Vansummeren do that makes him such a dude?

    I was doing something with aubergines when he was on.
    Correlation is not causation.
  • frenchfighter
    frenchfighter Posts: 30,642
    He took a photo.

    The Garmin jersey design at the neck is interesting.
    Contador is the Greatest
  • TMR
    TMR Posts: 3,986
    "I think my knees are also shaking Marcel" Behave!
  • type:epyt
    type:epyt Posts: 766
    Above The Cows wrote:
    What did Vansummeren do that makes him such a dude?

    I was doing something with aubergines when he was on.

    He was taking a pic and when asked if it was for Twitter he just looked at the dude as though he was daft and said he wasn't on twitter.
    Life is unfair, kill yourself or get over it.
  • TMR
    TMR Posts: 3,986
    Above The Cows wrote:
    What did Vansummeren do that makes him such a dude?

    I was doing something with aubergines when he was on.

    Err...won Paris-Roubaix?
  • frenchfighter
    frenchfighter Posts: 30,642
    On itv4 on the lead in and out of the ads they have this rider. He is overweight, got black shoes, not shaved, got tattoos, has rapha shorts and an unmatched altura jersey. No wonder UK has a poor reputation in the style arena. Shocking.
    Contador is the Greatest
  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    TMR wrote:
    Above The Cows wrote:
    What did Vansummeren do that makes him such a dude?

    I was doing something with aubergines when he was on.

    Err...won Paris-Roubaix?

    He's a legend..me & JVS are connected via LinkedIn don't you know!
    @JaunePeril

    Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    frenchfighter wrote:
    He took a photo.

    The Garmin jersey design at the neck is interesting.

    Thanks Frenchie.

    Edit - and you too type x2
    Correlation is not causation.
  • frenchfighter
    frenchfighter Posts: 30,642
    What's wrong with Sagan's hair...he looks like a werewolf.
    Contador is the Greatest
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    frenchfighter wrote:
    On itv4 on the lead in and out of the ads they have this rider. He is overweight, got black shoes, not shaved, got tattoos, has rapha shorts and an unmatched altura jersey. No wonder UK has a poor reputation in the style arena. Shocking.

    Yeah.

    London clothes designers know f*ck all don't they?
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  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,253
    frenchfighter wrote:
    What's wrong with Sagan's hair...he looks like a werewolf.
    On Eurosport he said he was going for a Wolverine look (with the bike too).
    Twitter: @RichN95
  • No_Ta_Doctor
    No_Ta_Doctor Posts: 14,651
    frenchfighter wrote:
    On itv4 on the lead in and out of the ads they have this rider. He is overweight, got black shoes, not shaved, got tattoos, has rapha shorts and an unmatched altura jersey. No wonder UK has a poor reputation in the style arena. Shocking.

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  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    RichN95 wrote:
    frenchfighter wrote:
    What's wrong with Sagan's hair...he looks like a werewolf.
    On Eurosport he said he was going for a Wolverine look (with the bike too).

    I thought Lion o off Thundercats
    @JaunePeril

    Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    ^^How long have you been waiting to role that one out No tA Doctor?
    Correlation is not causation.
  • No_Ta_Doctor
    No_Ta_Doctor Posts: 14,651
    Above The Cows wrote:
    ^^How long have you been waiting to role that one out No tA Doctor?

    Not long at all. Just thought it was my turn :-D
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    Mediterranean riders showing excellent language skills as ever ;)
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  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,253
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    Mediterranean riders showing excellent language skills as ever ;)
    If you speak English now, then you can't hide behind 'I no speaka da Inglis' at press conferences when someone like Kimmage or Whittle goes off on some doping rant.
    Twitter: @RichN95
  • frenchfighter
    frenchfighter Posts: 30,642
    No tA Doctor wrote:
    Above The Cows wrote:
    ^^How long have you been waiting to role that one out No tA Doctor?

    Not long at all. Just thought it was my turn :-D

    I hope it made you laugh as it probably didn't do so for any one else. The comment and the photo have no relevance.
    Contador is the Greatest
  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    The presence of e harmony ads on ITV4 telling cycling fans exactly what their character profile is
    @JaunePeril

    Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
  • joelsim
    joelsim Posts: 7,552
    No tA Doctor wrote:
    frenchfighter wrote:
    On itv4 on the lead in and out of the ads they have this rider. He is overweight, got black shoes, not shaved, got tattoos, has rapha shorts and an unmatched altura jersey. No wonder UK has a poor reputation in the style arena. Shocking.

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    Since when have lycra and style been used in the same sentence without a single negative?
  • Lanterne_Rogue
    Lanterne_Rogue Posts: 4,332
    Yellow Peril wrote:
    The presence of e harmony ads on ITV4 telling cycling fans exactly what their character profile is

    E 'Armony? Sounds like a Yorkshire Fung Shui consultant...
    Twitter: @canocola @thedreadships
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    I'll be honest, I associate proper Euro house music with cycling, not opera...
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    Joelsim wrote:
    No tA Doctor wrote:
    frenchfighter wrote:
    On itv4 on the lead in and out of the ads they have this rider. He is overweight, got black shoes, not shaved, got tattoos, has rapha shorts and an unmatched altura jersey. No wonder UK has a poor reputation in the style arena. Shocking.

    Since when have lycra and style been used in the same sentence without a single negative?

    When I wear it, obviously.
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