Guess the object

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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Fanny stretcher?
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    arran77 wrote:
    Fanny stretcher?

    Or bumhole stretcher :shock: :shock:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    A mouth exerciser?
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Rod11
    Rod11 Posts: 293
    Such filthy minds... You might want to go more down the gerbil catcher route though :wink:
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Jack93 wrote:
    Such filthy minds... You might want to go more down the gerbil catcher route though :wink:

    'kin hell!!!!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,301
    Some sort of brace for an animal?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • jordan_217
    jordan_217 Posts: 2,580
    Cleaning gutters
    “Training is like fighting with a gorilla. You don’t stop when you’re tired. You stop when the gorilla is tired.”
  • pdstsp
    pdstsp Posts: 1,264
    Cat strangler
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    Is it used on it's own, or is it part of something else?


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    A gerbil bum hole stretcher?
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • jordan_217
    jordan_217 Posts: 2,580
    What seanoconn uses to snare yummy Mummy's at the nursery?
    “Training is like fighting with a gorilla. You don’t stop when you’re tired. You stop when the gorilla is tired.”
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    Is it for carrying dead rabbits after they've been shot?


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    jordan_217 wrote:
    What seanoconn uses to snare yummy Mummy's at the nursery?

    I am sure Sean would say it was due to his natural charm and raffish good looks. :roll:





    Oh, and the ability to lick his eyebrows. :wink:
  • jordan_217
    jordan_217 Posts: 2,580
    Capt Slog wrote:
    Is it for carrying dead rabbits after they've been shot?

    Doesn't one employ peasants for this? :)
    “Training is like fighting with a gorilla. You don’t stop when you’re tired. You stop when the gorilla is tired.”
  • jordan_217
    jordan_217 Posts: 2,580
    Ballysmate wrote:
    jordan_217 wrote:
    What seanoconn uses to snare yummy Mummy's at the nursery?

    I am sure Sean would say it was due to his natural charm and raffish good looks. :roll:





    Oh, and the ability to lick his eyebrows. :wink:

    It's his world famous chat up lines apparently, "Excuse me, does this hanky smell like chloroform". Sean claims a 100% success rate.
    “Training is like fighting with a gorilla. You don’t stop when you’re tired. You stop when the gorilla is tired.”
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,665
    Some kind of bird catcher or wing inhibitor?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,665
    Ballysmate wrote:
    jordan_217 wrote:
    What seanoconn uses to snare yummy Mummy's at the nursery?

    I am sure Sean would say it was due to his natural charm and raffish good looks. :roll:





    Oh, and the ability to lick his eyebrows. :wink:
    Is the correct answer/answers
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Pheasant carrying thing?
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    jordan_217 wrote:
    Capt Slog wrote:
    Is it for carrying dead rabbits after they've been shot?

    Doesn't one employ peasants for this? :)

    This is true, but it wouldn't do to have the peasant touching the rabbit! One has to feed it to one's dogs later.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • jordan_217
    jordan_217 Posts: 2,580
    Capt Slog wrote:
    jordan_217 wrote:
    Capt Slog wrote:
    Is it for carrying dead rabbits after they've been shot?

    Doesn't one employ peasants for this? :)

    This is true, but it wouldn't do to have the peasant touching the rabbit! One has to feed it to one's dogs later.

    To clarify, you feed the dogs the rabbit or the peasant? :lol:
    “Training is like fighting with a gorilla. You don’t stop when you’re tired. You stop when the gorilla is tired.”
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,665
    Jack93 wrote:
    Such filthy minds... You might want to go more down the gerbil catcher route though :wink:
    Stop working and tell us if we've won yet!
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    Jack93 wrote:
    Such filthy minds... You might want to go more down the gerbil catcher route though :wink:
    Stop working and tell us if we've won yet!

    Yeeh, the old shirking Sean is back :D
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,665
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Jack93 wrote:
    Such filthy minds... You might want to go more down the gerbil catcher route though :wink:
    Stop working and tell us if we've won yet!

    Yeeh, the old shirking Sean is back :D
    Rain stops play :D and extreme laziness
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Rod11
    Rod11 Posts: 293
    Ok I'll put you all out your misery! It's a gambrel, it's for restraining sheep (which I'm sure will invite some sheep shagging jokes :wink: )
    gambrel.jpg
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,665
    We didn't say we give up! No one wins, thread over!?

    Ok, until we get the hang of things, try this

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    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • metronome
    metronome Posts: 670
    Is it an old tool for making golf green holes!?
    tick - tick - tick
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Does it create air vents in the burrow roof?
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,665
    metronome wrote:
    Is it an old tool for making golf green holes!?
    Winner! Over to you metronome
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • metronome
    metronome Posts: 670
    seanoconn wrote:
    metronome wrote:
    Is it an old tool for making golf green holes!?
    Winner! Over to you metronome

    Awesome :D This is a good game. Okay next photo below:

    41564654654.jpg
    tick - tick - tick
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,274
    Fly tying vice?
    Advocate of disc brakes.