Guess the object
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Fanny stretcher?"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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arran77 wrote:Fanny stretcher?
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A mouth exerciser?"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Such filthy minds... You might want to go more down the gerbil catcher route though0
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Jack93 wrote:Such filthy minds... You might want to go more down the gerbil catcher route though
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Some sort of brace for an animal?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Cleaning gutters“Training is like fighting with a gorilla. You don’t stop when you’re tired. You stop when the gorilla is tired.”0
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Cat strangler0
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Is it used on it's own, or is it part of something else?
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A gerbil bum hole stretcher?"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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What seanoconn uses to snare yummy Mummy's at the nursery?“Training is like fighting with a gorilla. You don’t stop when you’re tired. You stop when the gorilla is tired.”0
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Is it for carrying dead rabbits after they've been shot?
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jordan_217 wrote:What seanoconn uses to snare yummy Mummy's at the nursery?
I am sure Sean would say it was due to his natural charm and raffish good looks. :roll:
Oh, and the ability to lick his eyebrows.0 -
Capt Slog wrote:Is it for carrying dead rabbits after they've been shot?
Doesn't one employ peasants for this?“Training is like fighting with a gorilla. You don’t stop when you’re tired. You stop when the gorilla is tired.”0 -
Ballysmate wrote:jordan_217 wrote:What seanoconn uses to snare yummy Mummy's at the nursery?
I am sure Sean would say it was due to his natural charm and raffish good looks. :roll:
Oh, and the ability to lick his eyebrows.
It's his world famous chat up lines apparently, "Excuse me, does this hanky smell like chloroform". Sean claims a 100% success rate.“Training is like fighting with a gorilla. You don’t stop when you’re tired. You stop when the gorilla is tired.”0 -
Some kind of bird catcher or wing inhibitor?Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0
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Ballysmate wrote:jordan_217 wrote:What seanoconn uses to snare yummy Mummy's at the nursery?
I am sure Sean would say it was due to his natural charm and raffish good looks. :roll:
Oh, and the ability to lick his eyebrows.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Pheasant carrying thing?"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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jordan_217 wrote:Capt Slog wrote:Is it for carrying dead rabbits after they've been shot?
Doesn't one employ peasants for this?
This is true, but it wouldn't do to have the peasant touching the rabbit! One has to feed it to one's dogs later.
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Capt Slog wrote:jordan_217 wrote:Capt Slog wrote:Is it for carrying dead rabbits after they've been shot?
Doesn't one employ peasants for this?
This is true, but it wouldn't do to have the peasant touching the rabbit! One has to feed it to one's dogs later.
To clarify, you feed the dogs the rabbit or the peasant?“Training is like fighting with a gorilla. You don’t stop when you’re tired. You stop when the gorilla is tired.”0 -
seanoconn wrote:Jack93 wrote:Such filthy minds... You might want to go more down the gerbil catcher route though
Yeeh, the old shirking Sean is back"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Ok I'll put you all out your misery! It's a gambrel, it's for restraining sheep (which I'm sure will invite some sheep shagging jokes )
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Is it an old tool for making golf green holes!?tick - tick - tick0
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Does it create air vents in the burrow roof?"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Fly tying vice?Advocate of disc brakes.0