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  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    I don't think it will encourage many grockles or emmets... Unless they are into dark brooding violence and lawlessness..
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    It could be a money earner for you Mikey, you could dress up as a wrecker and charge them to take pictures with you, it'll be the latest tourist attraction.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    How do you think we manage to survive down here? Perhaps when I talk about a civil service pension, I am actually talking about a much more lucrative source of income. 'Brandy for the parson and baccy for the clerk'
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    http://www.kiplingsociety.co.uk/poems_smuggler.htm

    Watch the wall my darling while the gentlemen go by ...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    Mikey23 wrote:
    http://www.kiplingsociety.co.uk/poems_smuggler.htm

    Watch the wall my darling while the gentlemen go by ...

    Very good Mikey. That's upped the tone of BB no end, just watch some b4stard lower it.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
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    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    ^^ Oooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar, thas th' spirit, i'll shiver her timbers, get ready to board her.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Where did you get that picture of missus
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Where did you get that picture of missus


    Probably picked it up off bed side table last time he was round. :P
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Apparently next week's programme is about a bloke with ten stone bollox.
    That's bollox weighing ten stone, not a set of 10 bollox sculpted from granite.


    On now. Poor fecker!!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Mikey23 wrote:
    http://www.kiplingsociety.co.uk/poems_smuggler.htm

    Watch the wall my darling while the gentlemen go by ...

    Very good Mikey. That's upped the tone of BB no end, just watch some b4stard lower it.


    Low enough yet?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    Ballysmate wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Mikey23 wrote:
    http://www.kiplingsociety.co.uk/poems_smuggler.htm

    Watch the wall my darling while the gentlemen go by ...

    Very good Mikey. That's upped the tone of BB no end, just watch some b4stard lower it.


    Low enough yet?

    Nah, TBH it's a bit moribund so far.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Trust you feckers to lower the tone of the place :roll:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    I don't know why I put up with you all.. I think it's some kind of penance
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    You must have been really bad in a previous life to be stuck here with us :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    A sad indictment of a wasted life ...
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Motor cycle racing on the bonneville salt flats 8)
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Hill climbing on bonneville salt flats... Never caught on
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    Licking Bonneville salt flats never caught on either. I thought it would be the number 1 holiday spot for Scots.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    Bees on BBC four.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Bees on BBC four.

    Sounds like you had a buzzing night :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Frozen on Film4 and not the Disney cartoon :wink:

    I'm sure it's not meant to be making me laugh this much but the state of the guys legs after jumping from the ski lift and the crunching every time he moves :shock:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    arran77 wrote:
    Frozen on Film4 and not the Disney cartoon :wink:

    I'm sure it's not meant to be making me laugh this much but the state of the guys legs after jumping from the ski lift and the crunching every time he moves :shock:

    We don't get Film4 :(
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    pinarello001 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Frozen on Film4 and not the Disney cartoon :wink:

    I'm sure it's not meant to be making me laugh this much but the state of the guys legs after jumping from the ski lift and the crunching every time he moves :shock:

    We don't get Film4 :(

    :roll:

    Here you go, have a read about it....

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frozen_(2010_American_film)
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Just found it on you tube for you :wink:

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9CbtVkWWFmg
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    arran77 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Frozen on Film4 and not the Disney cartoon :wink:

    I'm sure it's not meant to be making me laugh this much but the state of the guys legs after jumping from the ski lift and the crunching every time he moves :shock:

    We don't get Film4 :(

    :roll:

    Here you go, have a read about it....

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frozen_(2010_American_film)

    "[After falling from the ski lift and suffering a double compound fracture] The smell of blood attracts a wolf..." That's a load of bollox then.

    I'll stick to resurrecting old threads to re-live the good old days of BB.
    arran77 wrote:
    Just found it on you tube for you :wink:

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9CbtVkWWFmg

    Cheers mate. Except i'm hungry 'cos I did something silly - I spent an hour on the rollers doing intervals and my OH will be back from work very soon and start moaning about going to bed at a reasonable time...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    The wolves certainly made short work of the first one :shock:

    Having wasted nearly 90 minutes watching this shite, I reckon you'd be we'll advised not to bother and just get on with your domestic duties instead :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    'Tonight Mikey, i'm going to be a couch potato' so what's on TV?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,814
    ITV4, 11.20pm - The Thing (1982 version). Bloomin excellent film and has possibly one of the most justified uses of the 'f' word in cinema:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nVRDksE29c
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    Bump (the bloody daily 'me' thread off the page)
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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