The Orange riding Strava using hate thread.

cooldad
cooldad Posts: 32,599
edited December 2013 in The Crudcatcher
Instead of regular random Orange and Strava hate threads, post your vitriol here and we'll send a long spluttery letter to the Mail.
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  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,980
    I like oranges, a fruit that has the common decency to not only wrap itself, but also grow in handy bite-sized pieces is truly a superfruit. Kiwi fruit on the other hand, can fcuk RIGHT off! If it can't be bothered to shave, I can't be bothered trying to eat it.
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  • Colinthecop
    Colinthecop Posts: 996
    Men over 30 who gel their hair into a little sort of mohican like teenagers do.

    They need punched. In the face.
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    I saw an orange owner once with an Audi.. luckily his bike put him in a ditch before I had too.
  • pilch
    pilch Posts: 1,136
    Celine Dion, her neck is far too fucking long
    A berm? were you expecting one?

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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    people who sit in the outside lane doing 65mph and then when they pull into the middle lane accelerate to 80mph so you can't over take them!!! :x
  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    people whose cars can't do more than 80 :roll:
    I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Richie63 wrote:
    people whose cars can't do more than 80 :roll:

    oh, my car does more than 80, but mr policeman doesn't like me doing it as the amount of points on my licence proves!
  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    welshkev wrote:
    Richie63 wrote:
    people whose cars can't do more than 80 :roll:

    oh, my car does more than 80, but mr policeman doesn't like me doing it as the amount of points on my licence proves!

    Bite :D
    I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Richie63 wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    Richie63 wrote:
    people whose cars can't do more than 80 :roll:

    oh, my car does more than 80, but mr policeman doesn't like me doing it as the amount of points on my licence proves!

    Bite :D

    it's an audi too :lol:

    it's not really
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    i though it was a 335d Kev the most powerful handgun in the world!!! sorry car... sorry lump
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,186
    welshkev wrote:
    Richie63 wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    Richie63 wrote:
    people whose cars can't do more than 80 :roll:

    oh, my car does more than 80, but mr policeman doesn't like me doing it as the amount of points on my licence proves!

    Bite :D

    it's an audi too :lol:

    it's not really

    you would say that though, is it a double bluff?
  • smegg40
    smegg40 Posts: 75
    Using bluetooth when walking down the street,its not cool or clever it makes you look like you have a invisible friend or are seriously brain damaged !!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,186
    people
  • MartinGT
    MartinGT Posts: 475
    pilch wrote:
    Celine Dion, her neck is far too ******* long

    :lol::lol:
  • 97th choice
    97th choice Posts: 2,222
    Cat With No Tail wrote:
    I like oranges, a fruit that has the common decency to not only wrap itself, but also grow in handy bite-sized pieces is truly a superfruit. Kiwi fruit on the other hand, can fcuk RIGHT off! If it can't be bothered to shave, I can't be bothered trying to eat it.

    Eat it with the skin on, like real men.
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  • ste_t
    ste_t Posts: 1,599
    Cnuts who fark off with my chips. Burn them all!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,739
    edited November 2013
    Twats who who start threads with Orange and Strava in the title. Complete cnuts the lot of 'em.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ste_t
    ste_t Posts: 1,599
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Twats who who start threads with Orange and Strava and the title. Complete cnuts the lot of 'em.

    What?!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,739
    ste_t wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Twats who who start threads with Orange and Strava and the title. Complete cnuts the lot of 'em.

    What?!
    I'll add people who can't write properly after a couple of vodkas to the list. Now corrected so you know what the fark I'm trying to say :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ste_t
    ste_t Posts: 1,599
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    ste_t wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Twats who who start threads with Orange and Strava and the title. Complete cnuts the lot of 'em.

    What?!
    I'll add people who can't write properly after a couple of vodkas to the list. Now corrected so you know what the fark I'm trying to say :)

    You might want to have another shot at that then...
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,186
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Twats who who start threads with Orange and Strava in the title. Complete cnuts the lot of 'em.

    Self deprecating and ironic - I hate that :)
  • rockmonkeysc
    rockmonkeysc Posts: 14,774
    I don't discriminate. I hate everyone, especially you.
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  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    People who think yellow piss water(read lager) is beer! fools!
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    My housemate. Fucker turned True Romance off last night while I was out the room saying it was a load of shit.
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  • bennett_346
    bennett_346 Posts: 5,029
    The man who felt my leg on the train.
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    bennett_346 wrote:
    The man who felt my leg on the train.

    You lie, you loved it and gave him your number!
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Angry Bird wrote:
    My housemate. ****** turned True Romance off last night while I was out the room saying it was a load of shoot.
    Haha. It is a wicked film.
  • bennett_346
    bennett_346 Posts: 5,029
    Thewaylander wrote:
    bennett_346 wrote:
    The man who felt my leg on the train.

    You lie, you loved it and gave him your number!
    It's killing me waiting for the call...
  • Kowalski675
    Kowalski675 Posts: 4,412
    Was it your middle leg?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,739
    RockmonkeySC wrote:
    I don't discriminate. I hate everyone, especially you.
    But he isn't an uplift driver, so why do you hate him?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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