The whatever footie that's going on (with actual fans) thread

1229230232234235253

Comments

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408

    Chelsea - the new Arsenal. Scrambling for 4th place year on year.

    ;)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Stevo_666 said:

    Chelsea - the new Arsenal. Scrambling for 4th place year on year.

    ;)
    congratulations to us Stevo. Ok, it was only Leicester but here, you can only beat who's in front of you.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Right, surely Solksjaer has to be sacked now?

    Should have been 5-1, but hey, Watford can only beat what's in front of them.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    MattFalle said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    Chelsea - the new Arsenal. Scrambling for 4th place year on year.

    ;)
    congratulations to us Stevo. Ok, it was only Leicester but here, you can only beat who's in front of you.
    It was a bit a bit of stroll in the park today.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    MattFalle said:

    Right, surely Solksjaer has to be sacked now?

    Should have been 5-1, but hey, Watford can only beat what's in front of them.

    We should mount a campaign to keep Ole at the wheel. Cos he's complete shyte.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    I imagine I’m happier than other members tonight
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Stevo_666 said:

    MattFalle said:

    Right, surely Solksjaer has to be sacked now?

    Should have been 5-1, but hey, Watford can only beat what's in front of them.

    We should mount a campaign to keep Ole at the wheel. Cos he's complete shyte.
    This, deffo. He's mega. He's the Andrewrr of football management.

    He's actually shockingly appalling given the wuality of players he has, the funding, all that jazz.

    #KeepOleatthewheel
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    tlw1 said:

    I imagine I’m happier than other members tonight

    True, you're only 4 points behind Chelsea :) We both had easy games today.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Just watching Manure getting spanked :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    this is sad, sad, sad, bad news.

    am utterly gutted for Manure, their fan base and football in general.

    A disgusting decison by a board who see the the club as just a cash cow for their own pockets.

    utterly disgusted.

    https://www.theguardian.com/football/2021/nov/20/ole-gunnar-solskjr-admits-united-players-are-in-a-terrible-place
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    edited November 2021
    I (many) have had to endure years and years and years of Man U fan arrogance and Fergie this and Fergie that and Fergie time and we are the best blah fcuking blah.

    ...and since the end of the Fergie era, they have been mainly shyte. I hope that in a Ying yang sort of way Man U have another 20 year spell of being shyte.

    The only downside is that Chelsea have taken over the 'we are the top w@nker' fans mantle :smile:
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    pinno said:

    I (many) have had to endure years and years and years of Man U fan arrogance and Fergie this and Fergie that and Fergie time and we are the best blah fcuking blah.

    ...and since the end of the Fergie era, they have been mainly shyte. I hope that in a Ying yang sort of way Man U have another 20 year spell of being shyte.

    this. i frickin' hate them and everything to do with them and theirs.

    its an irrational hatred built on exactly the same foundations as yours.

    i hate them as much as i hate Tories.

    let them fail and we shall rejoice.

    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Sad for Solskjaer, really decent kind of guy. Too nice for the job probably.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,328
    I'm finding the rejoicing very strange.
    1. I doubt anyone has anything against the man personally.
    2. Man. U. will probably improve with a new manager.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    seanoconn said:

    Sad for Solskjaer, really decent kind of guy. Too rubbish for the job though

    ftfy
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    he is also utterly weak - wouldn't make tbe required twam changes, wouldn't park in the manager's parking spot, obviously surrounded himself with sycophants.

    add to that tactically inept, poor at dealing with personalities and, tbh, he is utterly to that big a role.

    but hey, he's going to get stupendously big pay off after earnings millions a year, so he has the last laugh.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,167
    edited November 2021
    So, do we think Ed Woodward will find someone even less likely to bring them into the 2020's? Zidane would be perfect - big name but absolutely no indication that he has any more tactical nous than Ed Woodward himself. Just fairly good at managing egos.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Hopefully they'll go for Allardyce just for #shits'n'giggles
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    According to the tabloids, £7.5 million - yes, £7.5 million - pay off.

    fuckme, being shitdoes pay.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,167
    MattFalle said:

    Hopefully they'll go for Allardyce just for #shits'n'giggles

    At least he'd sort the defence out.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    It'd be amazing. Corrupt Sam and Ronaldo working together.

    imagine the size of the bungs fliating around - not so much a brown envelope, more a USPS van.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320

    So, do we think Ed Woodward will find someone even less likely to bring them into the 2020's? Zidane would be perfect - big name but absolutely no indication that he has any more tactical nous than Ed Woodward himself. Just fairly good at managing egos.

    That's just it - managing the egos but still maintaining authority. It's that modern requirement.
    Interestingly, Tuchel said yesterday after being asked if the performance was a '10'. He said 'no, it was a 7.5' such is his expectations of the squad. It also sends a clear and aspiring message to the players.
    I never got that drive or ambition from Olly and I think that the arrival of Ronaldo put such a big ego into the squad that that collective Ego has taken over. They were playing better football before Ronaldo turned up.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Ronaldo has unbalanced the squad and was too pally with OGS so, in the eyes of the squad, untouchable - damaged too many egos.

    Thing is, at £500,000 a week after tax - yes, £500,000 a week- they can't not play him.

    Think of the shirt sales guys, think of the shirt sales.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Carrick in charge for the game against Chelsea.

    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    MattFalle said:

    Carrick in charge for the game against Chelsea.

    I might actually shout for Chelsea.

    Maybe Ronaldo is thinking "What sort of rat am I on this sinking ship that I joined?"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    MattFalle said:

    Ronaldo has unbalanced the squad and was too pally with OGS so, in the eyes of the squad, untouchable - damaged too many egos.

    Thing is, at £500,000 a week after tax - yes, £500,000 a week- they can't not play him.

    Think of the shirt sales guys, think of the shirt sales.

    Problem with Ronaldo, yes he’s a massive ego, yes he’s unsettled the squad, yes they were playing better with him but…. He’s still the best striker in the team. What do you do?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    When does the moneyball pyramid scheme start to crumble?
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    pinno said:

    MattFalle said:

    Carrick in charge for the game against Chelsea.

    I might actually shout for Chelsea.

    Maybe Ronaldo is thinking "What sort of rat am I on this sinking ship that I joined?"
    no he's not.

    he's thinking £500,000 a week after tax plus image rights plus goal bonus plus match bonus plus plus plus.....

    he care not a fig.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    seanoconn said:

    MattFalle said:

    Ronaldo has unbalanced the squad and was too pally with OGS so, in the eyes of the squad, untouchable - damaged too many egos.

    Thing is, at £500,000 a week after tax - yes, £500,000 a week- they can't not play him.

    Think of the shirt sales guys, think of the shirt sales.

    Problem with Ronaldo, yes he’s a massive ego, yes he’s unsettled the squad, yes they were playing better with him but…. He’s still the best striker in the team. What do you do?
    out of interest, what is Cavani doing now? you know, the last great thing before Ronnie came back?
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.