The Friday night christ i'm f.ucking bored thread...

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    hopkinb wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Gretna, straight along the A66 is 114 miles from you and 105 from me.
    You could get wed...

    Messy.

    How's it hanging Hops?
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  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    I bought some headphones, not audiophile (I don't have the source or the files) , but good "consumer" ones. That's my weekend sorted, post mini wrangling. We're off to tennis, the caff, then an outdoor play and some pumpkin carving in the afternoon.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    He's reet posh that Hoppy bloke.
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  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Pinno wrote:

    How's it hanging Hops?

    All good. See above. Mrs H3 is off to Porto until Wednesday. I'm home alone. Respectable and soberish.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Anyone for Tennis?

    ROFL
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    hopkinb wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    It's a Northern thing. You wouldn't understand.
    I'm not a northerner. I love mushy peas. Good splash of vinegar.
    Coventry = honorary Northern town as it's a bit of an armpit. But not in the Middlesbrough league.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Or Hartlepool... or Doncaster...

    But none of them are as bad as Cumbernauld.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Pinno wrote:
    Gretna, straight along the A66 is 114 miles from you and 105 from me.
    Now I know where Gretna is. A66 + M6 = easy. May need to put some miles on the uberwagon so could kill two birds with one stone - assuming that the sausage eaters pull their finger out and make the bloody thing on time.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Pinno wrote:
    Or Hartlepool... or Doncaster...

    But none of them are as bad as Cumbernauld.
    Hartlepool is fine but it's only about 20 miles from here. Redcar is way classier as well.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Gretna, straight along the A66 is 114 miles from you and 105 from me.
    Now I know where Gretna is. A66 + M6 = easy. May need to put some miles on the uberwagon so could kill two birds with one stone - assuming that the sausage eaters pull their finger out and make the bloody thing on time.

    Please don't park that heap next to mine.
    By that, I presume that you dare not planning to come up 'here' soon?
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    hopkinb wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Gretna, straight along the A66 is 114 miles from you and 105 from me.
    You could get wed on the sly. I'll buy a hat.

    Putting yourself forward for best man?
    You may reconsider, once you see the bridesmaids.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Ballysmate wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Gretna, straight along the A66 is 114 miles from you and 105 from me.
    You could get wed on the sly. I'll buy a hat.

    Putting yourself forward for best man?
    You may reconsider, once you see the bridesmaids.

    :D

    Putting yourself forward as a Bridesmaid?

    TLW could do drinks and entertainment.
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Gretna, straight along the A66 is 114 miles from you and 105 from me.
    Now I know where Gretna is. A66 + M6 = easy. May need to put some miles on the uberwagon so could kill two birds with one stone - assuming that the sausage eaters pull their finger out and make the bloody thing on time.

    Please don't park that heap next to mine.
    By that, I presume that you dare not planning to come up 'here' soon?

    Bean counter meets poly bag counter.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    (Yay, it's Bally).

    How's Cannock these days Mr Fox?
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Pinno wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Gretna, straight along the A66 is 114 miles from you and 105 from me.
    You could get wed on the sly. I'll buy a hat.

    Putting yourself forward for best man?
    You may reconsider, once you see the bridesmaids.

    :D

    Putting yourself forward as a Bridesmaid?

    TLW could do drinks and entertainment.

    Not if it means being ravished by Hoppy I ain't.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Pinno wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Gretna, straight along the A66 is 114 miles from you and 105 from me.
    You could get wed on the sly. I'll buy a hat.

    Putting yourself forward for best man?
    You may reconsider, once you see the bridesmaids.

    :D

    Putting yourself forward as a Bridesmaid?

    TLW could do drinks and entertainment.
    Reminds me of that Blackadder episode where Baldrick was the bridesmaid.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Gretna, straight along the A66 is 114 miles from you and 105 from me.
    You could get wed on the sly. I'll buy a hat.

    Putting yourself forward for best man?
    You may reconsider, once you see the bridesmaids.

    :D

    Putting yourself forward as a Bridesmaid?

    TLW could do drinks and entertainment.

    Not if it means being ravished by Hoppy I ain't.

    You might find Hoppy flicks some switches that you never thought even existed.
    Anyway, TLW could provide some Dutch Courage.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Pinno wrote:
    (Yay, it's Bally).

    How's Cannock these days Mr Fox?

    Would qualify under Stevo's rules to be considered oop north.
    Still a st1t hole and mushy peas (or paes, as they are called around these parts) are readily available.
    Chase is nice though.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Gretna, straight along the A66 is 114 miles from you and 105 from me.
    Now I know where Gretna is. A66 + M6 = easy. May need to put some miles on the uberwagon so could kill two birds with one stone - assuming that the sausage eaters pull their finger out and make the bloody thing on time.

    Please don't park that heap next to mine.
    By that, I presume that you dare not planning to come up 'here' soon?
    Not sure I'm brave enough for Stranraer. Suppose I'd better check the tracker is active when I pick the car up.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    I meant 'here' as in oop Norf. Not this friggin hole.

    Even cheasier peas...
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Gretna, straight along the A66 is 114 miles from you and 105 from me.
    Now I know where Gretna is. A66 + M6 = easy. May need to put some miles on the uberwagon so could kill two birds with one stone - assuming that the sausage eaters pull their finger out and make the bloody thing on time.

    Please don't park that heap next to mine.
    By that, I presume that you dare not planning to come up 'here' soon?
    Not sure I'm brave enough for Stranraer. Better check the tracker is active when I pick the car up.

    What yer havin'?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Gretna, straight along the A66 is 114 miles from you and 105 from me.
    Now I know where Gretna is. A66 + M6 = easy. May need to put some miles on the uberwagon so could kill two birds with one stone - assuming that the sausage eaters pull their finger out and make the bloody thing on time.

    Please don't park that heap next to mine.
    By that, I presume that you dare not planning to come up 'here' soon?
    Not sure I'm brave enough for Stranraer. Better check the tracker is active when I pick the car up.

    What yer havin'?
    Just a Merc.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Which one? A second hand German taxi?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    No, he's being falsely coy - an AMG Merc.
    An autobahn stomper.

    Probably does 80 in second. It'll bore the pants off him eventually 'cos any fun is a potential license killer.
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Pinno wrote:
    No, he's being falsely coy - an AMG Merc.
    An autobahn stomper.

    Probably does 80 in second. It'll bore the pants off him eventually 'cos any fun is a potential license killer.

    I see. The sort of car you see with the private plate W4 NKA
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Which one? A second hand German taxi?
    One of these - C63s Estate.

    Mercedes-Benz-C63_S_AMG_Estate-2019-ig.jpg
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    No, he's being falsely coy - an AMG Merc.
    An autobahn stomper.

    Probably does 80 in second. It'll bore the pants off him eventually 'cos any fun is a potential license killer.

    I see. The sort of car you see with the private plate W4 NKA
    That one's already taken. I might try for X321ARO.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Very nice to enjoy the fruits of your labour.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Very nice to enjoy the fruits of your labour.
    I intend to, thanks Bally - life's short etc. Unfortunately the wait to collect it isn't - lazy bl00dy sausage munchers.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    An estate!? You are not planning to frequent car parks in Essex are you?
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