The Friday night christ i'm f.ucking bored thread...

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  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    arran77 wrote:
    Well because I didn't go out I'm up with the larks and ready to go :wink:

    I stayed in too, but due to the bottle of red I sat and drank, I'm still in bed with a cup of tea :D

    I may need another bottle this morning, to prepare me for the financial onslaught that will be Mrs C. Dragging me round shops to start furnishing the nursery !! :shock:
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    MattC59 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Well because I didn't go out I'm up with the larks and ready to go :wink:

    I stayed in too, but due to the bottle of red I sat and drank, I'm still in bed with a cup of tea :D

    I may need another bottle this morning, to prepare me for the financial onslaught that will be Mrs C. Dragging me round shops to start furnishing the nursery !! :shock:

    don't go - its the safest way, your opinion isn't really wanted, concentrate on the pram (disc brakes and titanium frame)
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    matthew h wrote:
    MattC59 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Well because I didn't go out I'm up with the larks and ready to go :wink:

    I stayed in too, but due to the bottle of red I sat and drank, I'm still in bed with a cup of tea :D

    I may need another bottle this morning, to prepare me for the financial onslaught that will be Mrs C. Dragging me round shops to start furnishing the nursery !! :shock:

    don't go - its the safest way, your opinion isn't really wanted, concentrate on the pram (disc brakes and titanium frame)

    The pushchair now has Brooks leather bar tape on it instead of the foam grips :lol:
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    When faced with being dragged round the shops by women - head for the husband creche (pub)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    When faced with being dragged round the shops by women - head for the husband creche (pub)
    That is the only sane choice - for both parties.
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    @ Matt "We must get this and we must get that and we must get the baby monitor and the sterliser..."

    Good luck.

    Actually this is the only real thing that will make a huge difference:

    BTW Not a breast pump you perv

    Is a god send - f*ck using Milton.

    @A77 - yeah get out the chop saw and chainsaw and just start the mower up and rev it. Get your Brixton briefcase and blast out Radio 1 as loud as you can.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    daviesee wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    When faced with being dragged round the shops by women - head for the husband creche (pub)
    That is the only sane choice - for both parties.
    I've done just that this afternoon - wife and daughter (who's just 'discovered' shopping) were both out destroying my hard earned wedge and it'd be too distressing to watch. I bought a couple of things on the way back, but only essentials you understand...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    pinarello001 wrote:
    @ Matt "We must get this and we must get that and we must get the baby monitor and the sterliser..."

    Good luck.

    Actually this is the only real thing that will make a huge difference:

    BTW Not a breast pump you perv

    Is a god send - f*ck using Milton.

    @A77 - yeah get out the chop saw and chainsaw and just start the mower up and rev it. Get your Brixton briefcase and blast out Radio 1 as loud as you can.

    Nothing really to use the chainsaw on at the moment but I guess I could have just stood there like Chevy Chase 'National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation' stylee :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Not again! Where's my pipe and slippers, I give up!
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    BB does get quite busy on a Friday night...I've been pedalling hard today communting to and from work and I'm knackered - what's your excuse? :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Ball,chain and child.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    seanoconn wrote:
    Ball,chain and child.
    That's my other excuse...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    And only six more Friday night we are not squares nights till Christmas...
  • John Clark1
    John Clark1 Posts: 268
    Polishing kit ready for Sunday ...... polish polish polish iron iron iron .......
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    seanoconn wrote:
    Not again! Where's my pipe and slippers, I give up!

    Give up on what exactly?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    Not again! Where's my pipe and slippers, I give up!

    Daviesee probably has them :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Not again! Where's my pipe and slippers, I give up!

    Daviesee probably has them :wink:
    Right next to the bong.
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    pinarello001 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Not again! Where's my pipe and slippers, I give up!

    Give up on what exactly?
    Recycling. All my cardboard, glass, tin cans and plastic, are going in with the general rubbish. How'd you like them apples!
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Sorry I missed the party, I will try and be around next Friday to offer my support as long as someone can PM me to let me know which one of these 'Sundays' is Friday :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    seanoconn wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Not again! Where's my pipe and slippers, I give up!

    Give up on what exactly?
    Recycling. All my cardboard, glass, tin cans and plastic, are going in with the general rubbish. How'd you like them apples!

    What?!!? You mean to say that you're going against your natural Womble instinct? I think you need a Womble shrink.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • the playing mantis
    the playing mantis Posts: 2,129
    edited November 2013
    I'm under the weather looks like I'm in with you sadsacks for the evening...what do you do for fun around here. Does mikey get s hitfaced and hurl expletive offensive abuse around?! Does Soni get his moobs out for perusal? What's the deal?
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    the playing mantis wrote:
    I'm under the weather looks like I'm in with you sadsacks for the evening..?

    That's it! I'm of to the pub :lol:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Still not 100%, like a lot of folk at this time of year.

    Been to a funeral this morning, had a couple of pints "early doors" and I'm back in avoiding children in need now.

    I'll take my nu nu out to christen it tomorra, I can't wait any longer.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    Sad fark checking in :P
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Sad fark checking in :P

    'Ello sad farq, what the farq have you been up to?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Sad fark checking in :P

    'Ello sad farq, what the farq have you been up to?
    Err...working too hard and trying unsuccessfully to log into this frikkin forum from work :evil: But at least I'm getting the miles in on the bike.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Erm... Missus out at another 'pearl of Africa children's choir' meeting and me been watching the Elbow at Jodrell Bank DVD that arrived today...

    Have you guys been missing my cheery banter then?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Erm... Missus out at another 'pearl of Africa children's choir' meeting and me been watching the Elbow at Jodrell Bank DVD that arrived today...

    Have you guys been missing my cheery banter then?

    You actually want an answer?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    That'll be a resounding yes then ...
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Erm... Missus out at another 'pearl of Africa children's choir' meeting and me been watching the Elbow at Jodrell Bank DVD that arrived today...

    Have you guys been missing my cheery banter then?


    Just assumed you had been hospitalised. :wink:

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