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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    I have been on a Whisky diet. It's working, i've lost a week already.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    pinarello001 wrote:
    I have been on a Whisky diet. It's working, i've lost a week already.

    put the rohypnol in the wrong glass?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    matthew h wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    I have been on a Whisky diet. It's working, i've lost a week already.

    put the rohypnol in the wrong glass?

    I know, keep getting the EPO, Viagra and Nandrolone mixed up.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    pinarello001 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    I have been on a Whisky diet. It's working, i've lost a week already.

    put the rohypnol in the wrong glass?

    I know, keep getting the EPO, Viagra and Nandrolone mixed up.
    Mmmmm, have you tried it with crushed ice, fresh mint, lime and a little sugar?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    seanoconn wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    I have been on a Whisky diet. It's working, i've lost a week already.

    put the rohypnol in the wrong glass?

    I know, keep getting the EPO, Viagra and Nandrolone mixed up.
    Mmmmm, have you tried it with crushed ice, fresh mint, lime and a little sugar?

    Nope, but I have had it with Irn Bru, crushed Haggis, fresh methadone, limewash and a essence of deep fried battered Mars bar. It's called Pharmacy stew.

    BTW, where are those pesky crudders gone?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    pinarello001 wrote:

    BTW, where are those pesky crudders gone?

    I'm still lurking :twisted:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    pinarello001 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    I have been on a Whisky diet. It's working, i've lost a week already.

    put the rohypnol in the wrong glass?

    I know, keep getting the EPO, Viagra and Nandrolone mixed up.
    Mmmmm, have you tried it with crushed ice, fresh mint, lime and a little sugar?

    Nope, but I have had it with Irn Bru, crushed Haggis, fresh methadone, limewash and a essence of deep fried battered Mars bar. It's called Pharmacy stew.

    BTW, where are those pesky crudders gone?
    You make a mean cocktail Mr P.

    Do you think they're only crudders because their @rses are too fat for Lycra? If I was trying to hide something unsightly I'd probably opt for baggy clothes.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    arran77 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:

    BTW, where are those pesky crudders gone?

    I'm still lurking :twisted:

    'Lurking' - sounds about right.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    seanoconn wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:

    put the rohypnol in the wrong glass?

    I know, keep getting the EPO, Viagra and Nandrolone mixed up.
    Mmmmm, have you tried it with crushed ice, fresh mint, lime and a little sugar?

    Nope, but I have had it with Irn Bru, crushed Haggis, fresh methadone, limewash and a essence of deep fried battered Mars bar. It's called Pharmacy stew.

    BTW, where are those pesky crudders gone?
    You make a mean cocktail Mr P.

    Do you think they're only crudders because their @rses are too fat for Lycra? If I was trying to hide something unsightly I'd probably opt for baggy clothes.

    They have to cover up deformed unsightly bits because, well - just go into the CC forum and they are all chatting about shagging someone;s sisters mums aunt etc etc. They are all related to each other, if you know what I mean :wink:
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    pinarello001 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:

    BTW, where are those pesky crudders gone?
    Soaking up the cosmopolitan atmosphere of Middlesbrough. Thought I should stop tormenting the Lycra tarts for a bit.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    Boro is a great place for a night out. Don't knock it. You Southern softy flappity shorts brigade will get a proper taste of up Norf and be converted to cheep honest beer, cheep honest women and none of the Cappofrappocinolatte skinny moccas mallarchy.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Boro is a great place for a night out. Don't knock it. You Southern softy flappity shorts brigade will get a proper taste of up Norf and be converted to cheep honest beer, cheep honest women and none of the Cappofrappocinolatte skinny moccas mallarchy.
    I know, I grew up here - I'm no more Southern than you are jock :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Boro is a great place for a night out. Don't knock it. You Southern softy flappity shorts brigade will get a proper taste of up Norf and be converted to cheep honest beer, cheep honest women and none of the Cappofrappocinolatte skinny moccas mallarchy.
    I know, I grew up here - I'm no more Southern than you are jock :wink:

    Respect for the Mak 'em.

    BTW - I am Southern - Southern hemispherical origin gentleman (SHOG).
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    pinarello001 wrote:

    Respect for the Mak 'em.
    Oi, less of the insults please...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:

    BTW, where are those pesky crudders gone?
    Soaking up the cosmopolitan atmosphere of Middlesbrough. Thought I should stop tormenting the Lycra tarts for a bit.

    I was out on my bike trying out my new castelli gear............. urm, I mean I was getting rad in my baggy shorts and not at all out in lycra
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    pinarello001 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:

    put the rohypnol in the wrong glass?

    I know, keep getting the EPO, Viagra and Nandrolone mixed up.
    Mmmmm, have you tried it with crushed ice, fresh mint, lime and a little sugar?

    Nope, but I have had it with Irn Bru, crushed Haggis, fresh methadone, limewash and a essence of deep fried battered Mars bar. It's called Pharmacy stew.

    BTW, where are those pesky crudders gone?
    You make a mean cocktail Mr P.

    Do you think they're only crudders because their @rses are too fat for Lycra? If I was trying to hide something unsightly I'd probably opt for baggy clothes.

    They have to cover up deformed unsightly bits because, well - just go into the CC forum and they are all chatting about shagging someone;s sisters mums aunt etc etc. They are all related to each other, if you know what I mean :wink:

    show some pics of your mum/sister/wife/civil partner..... and we can let you know if they have visited the gene pool mix and match of the CC :D
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    matthew h wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:

    put the rohypnol in the wrong glass?

    I know, keep getting the EPO, Viagra and Nandrolone mixed up.
    Mmmmm, have you tried it with crushed ice, fresh mint, lime and a little sugar?

    Nope, but I have had it with Irn Bru, crushed Haggis, fresh methadone, limewash and a essence of deep fried battered Mars bar. It's called Pharmacy stew.

    BTW, where are those pesky crudders gone?
    You make a mean cocktail Mr P.

    Do you think they're only crudders because their @rses are too fat for Lycra? If I was trying to hide something unsightly I'd probably opt for baggy clothes.

    They have to cover up deformed unsightly bits because, well - just go into the CC forum and they are all chatting about shagging someone;s sisters mums aunt etc etc. They are all related to each other, if you know what I mean :wink:

    show some pics of your mum/sister/wife/civil partner..... and we can let you know if they have visited the gene pool mix and match of the CC :D
    He'd only need one pic as one person meets the entire relationship criteria :wink:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:

    put the rohypnol in the wrong glass?

    I know, keep getting the EPO, Viagra and Nandrolone mixed up.
    Mmmmm, have you tried it with crushed ice, fresh mint, lime and a little sugar?

    Nope, but I have had it with Irn Bru, crushed Haggis, fresh methadone, limewash and a essence of deep fried battered Mars bar. It's called Pharmacy stew.

    BTW, where are those pesky crudders gone?
    You make a mean cocktail Mr P.

    Do you think they're only crudders because their @rses are too fat for Lycra? If I was trying to hide something unsightly I'd probably opt for baggy clothes.

    They have to cover up deformed unsightly bits because, well - just go into the CC forum and they are all chatting about shagging someone;s sisters mums aunt etc etc. They are all related to each other, if you know what I mean :wink:

    show some pics of your mum/sister/wife/civil partner..... and we can let you know if they have visited the gene pool mix and match of the CC :D
    He'd only need one pic as one person meets the entire relationship criteria :wink:

    He posted a pic of her in his D Lock Advice thread in Crudcatcher, I told him what I'd do to her :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:

    He posted a pic of her in his D Lock Advice thread in Crudcatcher, I told him what I'd do to her :wink:

    I just bumped your hand job up the list as a new year gesture. £200 quid for a hand job - that's a bit steep innit?!
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    pinarello001 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:

    He posted a pic of her in his D Lock Advice thread in Crudcatcher, I told him what I'd do to her :wink:

    I just bumped your hand job up the list as a new year gesture. £200 quid for a hand job - that's a bit steep innit?!

    It's quite a hand job I can tell you :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    arran77 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:

    He posted a pic of her in his D Lock Advice thread in Crudcatcher, I told him what I'd do to her :wink:

    I just bumped your hand job up the list as a new year gesture. £200 quid for a hand job - that's a bit steep innit?!

    It's quite a hand job I can tell you :P

    I have heard it said that the difference between a good hand job and an egg, is that you can beat an egg.
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Well here we are again...
    Telly and remains of Christmas booze here
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Well here we are again...
    Telly and remains of Christmas booze here
    All the good stuff is gone. Baileys or chocolate wine :(
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Bit of whiskey with sherry...
    Now watching Elf... Things are definitely looking up!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Madagascar 2 and mince pies here :wink:

    I'm interspersing the fun with fettling the BFe (and no that's not a euphemism for anything) :mrgreen:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    I have hardly watched TV over the last 2 weeks and I don't feel like I have missed anything...hang on, wrong thread.

    My sister, my dear sister bought the OH and I a bottle of wine. She likes to be posh so she spends loads of money. We sat down to Tortilla wraps last night and opened this bottle of Shiraz. I have never tasted such a horrible bottle of wine in my life.
    I think i'll donate her to the crudders, Must go, the Tagliatelli is just about cooked. :D
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Get you with your Shiraz and tagliatelle, it's red wine and pasta :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    arran77 wrote:
    Get you with your Shiraz and tagliatelle, it's red wine and pasta :P

    I had the Shiraz last night. Well, some of it - the rest i'll put in the screen wash bottle.

    Boy, that tagliatelli was A1.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    The Night is saved! Drive BBC 2 at ten. One of the best films for years. There's not that much dialogue, so the crudders should be able to keep up.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    And that scene in the lift...

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