The Friday night christ i'm f.ucking bored thread...

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  • shirley_basso
    shirley_basso Posts: 6,195
    There was a good article on this matter responding to a self proclaimed middle aged hot woman who couldn't get man to propose to her.

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSN0941966120071010
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    “Your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity ... in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t be getting any more beautiful!” the banker wrote.

    “So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset,” he said. “Let me explain, you’re 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!”
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    shirley_basso said:

    There was a good article on this matter responding to a self proclaimed middle aged hot woman who couldn't get man to propose to her.

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSN0941966120071010

    I remember that - good reply.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    Evening Squares. Is everyone trying to win Masterchef or just drinking?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    3rd margarita here, contemplating a 4th
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Who Square? Lot of 80s one hits bringing back ... yeah saw that at the time mems. Trio 'Da da da', 99 Luftballons. Oh now Vanilla Ice.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    orraloon said:

    Who Square? Lot of 80s one hits bringing back ... yeah saw that at the time mems. Trio 'Da da da', 99 Luftballons. Oh now Vanilla Ice.

    Nena 😃😃
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    seanoconn said:

    orraloon said:

    Who Square? Lot of 80s one hits bringing back ... yeah saw that at the time mems. Trio 'Da da da', 99 Luftballons. Oh now Vanilla Ice.

    Nena 😃😃
    Well 80s cool. 🥰
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Wrong decade for Boomers like me Loon. Late 60s and the 70s is where it's at.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    seanoconn said:

    orraloon said:

    Who Square? Lot of 80s one hits bringing back ... yeah saw that at the time mems. Trio 'Da da da', 99 Luftballons. Oh now Vanilla Ice.

    Nena 😃😃
    She was great in that video 'till she flashed her hairy pits at the end.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Stevo_666 said:

    seanoconn said:

    orraloon said:

    Who Square? Lot of 80s one hits bringing back ... yeah saw that at the time mems. Trio 'Da da da', 99 Luftballons. Oh now Vanilla Ice.

    Nena 😃😃
    She was great in that video 'till she flashed her hairy pits at the end.
    Stevo_666 said:

    seanoconn said:

    orraloon said:

    Who Square? Lot of 80s one hits bringing back ... yeah saw that at the time mems. Trio 'Da da da', 99 Luftballons. Oh now Vanilla Ice.

    Nena 😃😃
    She was great in that video 'till she flashed her hairy pits at the end.
    And that’s a deal breaker!?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    seanoconn said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    seanoconn said:

    orraloon said:

    Who Square? Lot of 80s one hits bringing back ... yeah saw that at the time mems. Trio 'Da da da', 99 Luftballons. Oh now Vanilla Ice.

    Nena 😃😃
    She was great in that video 'till she flashed her hairy pits at the end.
    Stevo_666 said:

    seanoconn said:

    orraloon said:

    Who Square? Lot of 80s one hits bringing back ... yeah saw that at the time mems. Trio 'Da da da', 99 Luftballons. Oh now Vanilla Ice.

    Nena 😃😃
    She was great in that video 'till she flashed her hairy pits at the end.
    And that’s a deal breaker!?
    Well if she can't be bothered to shave her pits...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Fussy buxxer.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    Well some of us still have standards...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Some of our standards are too high 🙄
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Stevo_666 said:

    seanoconn said:

    orraloon said:

    Who Square? Lot of 80s one hits bringing back ... yeah saw that at the time mems. Trio 'Da da da', 99 Luftballons. Oh now Vanilla Ice.

    Nena 😃😃
    She was great in that video 'till she flashed her hairy pits at the end.
    Hairy oxters is not a good 'come to bed' look. Bit like hairy legs. Ugh.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    seanoconn said:

    Some of our standards are too high 🙄

    If you're happy with getting stuck into an axe wound on a gorilla's back then be my guest.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    edited February 2021
    Is a hairy m1nge one for the anti nostalgia thread?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    ballysmate said:

    Is a hairy m1nge one for the anti nostalgia thread?

    Maybe for you? :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Blxxdy kidz. Snowflakes innit. Git on down.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    Remember Nena for what she looked like or... watch this: (it's kicking)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHLcoR9U2_M

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    orraloon said:

    Fussy buxxer.

    The reality is that he's loosing teef and is fast getting to the point of not having the luxury of fussy.

    I see seano is here 'cos the red lights are on.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    pinno said:

    Remember Nena for what she looked like or... watch this: (it's kicking)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHLcoR9U2_M

    Bingo wings 😔 Don’t ruin the fantasy
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,813
    orraloon said:

    Blxxdy kidz. Snowflakes innit. Git on down.

    Multi tasking, floss your teeth whilst your down there.
    Kinesis Pro6
    Marin Nail Trail
    Cotic Solaris
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    seanoconn said:

    pinno said:

    Remember Nena for what she looked like or... watch this: (it's kicking)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHLcoR9U2_M

    Bingo wings 😔 Don’t ruin the fantasy
    She looks like Liza Minelli now.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    pinno said:

    Remember Nena for what she looked like or... watch this: (it's kicking)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHLcoR9U2_M

    She's lovely. Says she's 60. Bit like that video of Toyah and her t1ts.

    Maybe I have a touch of the Rooney about me.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    edited February 2021
    hopkinb said:

    pinno said:

    Remember Nena for what she looked like or... watch this: (it's kicking)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHLcoR9U2_M

    She's lovely. Says she's 60. Bit like that video of Toyah and her t1ts.

    Maybe I have a touch of the Rooney about me.
    https://youtu.be/u_4aORA931M

    :p
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    Dull round here...

    Wossappenin?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    edited July 2022
    Holy thread resurrection, Batman. Just been down to the supermarket for a few supplies then will sit out and chill if it doesn't rain again.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Flagged? lol

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