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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,492

    UCI rep informs cross gender athlete that her license has been revoked.

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,492

    Unemployed Borrower pleads with director to make a sequel.

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,492

    In an act of contemporary Witchcraft, Stevo's wife shrinks him after finding yet another copy of Razzle.

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,492

    Woman reflects on super deluxe penis enlarging machine malfunction.

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,492

    "Yes you are larger than life my dear" said Mrs Chasey.

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  • vincesummerskRoxcBTr
    vincesummerskRoxcBTr Posts: 1,193

    "You said size doesn't matter......"

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,430

    50ft woman ponders where to shove the curly haired git

    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269

    Riski asks his wife if he can go out to play PM again.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516

    Boy toy has a whole new meaning

    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,801

    Derek considers nailing a plank across his arse so that he doesn't fall in.

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,722

    @slowmart takes the win with:

    https://forum.bikeradar.com/discussion/comment/21046401#Comment_21046401


  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,801

    He's not called Slowmart for nothing...why are we waiting?

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379

    Because you need to go to about page 3 to find a thread used by an actual human being.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
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    Entries now open..

    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379

    Cycling UK campaigns against traffic lights that aren't tripped by bicycles.

  • vincesummerskRoxcBTr
    vincesummerskRoxcBTr Posts: 1,193

    Tour de Frost winner

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269

    Oh look, it's the BR forum admin.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,801

    Funding shortages force Scottish police to economise on summer traffic patrols.

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,801

    Seano makes a dummy so it looks like he's putting the miles in.

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,722

    Having to put all training on ice, Snowman finally quits cycling, admitting he never had the legs for it.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,492

    Double amputee struggles to don winter clothes.

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,492

    Wilko Kelderman gets caught out again.

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,492

    Climate change weather unpredictability catches Sungod out descending Pedro Perico.

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,492

    Cyclist collides with crate of shaving foam.

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  • N0bodyOfTheGoat
    N0bodyOfTheGoat Posts: 6,065

    Cyclist freezes to death while waiting for BR forum police to arrive.

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  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,722

    Cyclist accused of being a snowflake for wearing a helmet.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,492
    edited January 20

    If that Aled Jones kiddie turns up again, i'm off.

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,492

    Snowman commutes by icicle.

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,492

    Clever cocaine smugglers fool police.

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  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,722

    Police arrest cyclist for cycling at a glacial pace and drifting all over the road.

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