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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    Purple headed old fella stands to attention.
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    He strained a little too hard causing a plastic bag to shoot out of his 4rse, on the plus side he saved 5p.
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    Sidney wilfully misunderstood when his drinking buddies told him it was his turn to stand a round.
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Tory budget cuts impact zero-gravity training programme for UK's first astronaut.
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    Charlie the midget starts training in earnest by practising the superman position as he attempts to break the old hour record under the old rules, riding a bike made from dustbin lids, hoover parts and some scaffold poles on a contemporary diet of beer and chips.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Okay, calling this one and the winner is City Boy.

    Orroloon was close though.

    Over to you CB


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    [url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19768032#p19768032]Capt Slog[/url] wrote:
    Okay, calling this one and the winner is City Boy.

    Orroloon was close though.

    Over to you CB
    City Boy says the fiver is in the post.

    And while we're at it, why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Thank you Capt.

    Winner announced this year...possibly?

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    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    New competition: Let's play Spot the Baxtard.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    "Is this a Dodi Al Fayed voodoo doll?"
    "Is this an Angela Merkel one?".
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  • turbotommy
    turbotommy Posts: 493
    "I completely understand why your wife didn't get you the life sized dolls you asked for David. Let's face it, you've already fu*ked everything else in this country..."
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    Brother Swift
  • turbotommy
    turbotommy Posts: 493
    "What do you mean they won't make dolls with small penis' attached to their foreheads Harry. How's anyone supposed to recognise us looking like this?!"
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  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Hmm, that's odd, mine looks just like James Hewitt.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    [url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19768113#p19768113]City Boy[/url] wrote:
    Thank you Capt.

    Winner announced this year...possibly?

    91effbee32760c23c6ced52f450f13d7_zpswexxg4f1.jpg
    Harry and Dave express bewilderment when a police raid on Jeremy Corbyn's house unearths an odd set of voodoo dolls.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    Look Harry, if you arrange the mouth like this... 'Course I prefer pig myself.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    Small and ginger - life can be cruel
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    OK ginger if we're playing mummies and daddies I'll be the daddy.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Time to call it me thinks.

    Some very noble efforts and a close call, but this one made me laugh.
    [url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19768278#p19768278]orraloon[/url] wrote:
    Look Harry, if you arrange the mouth like this... 'Course I prefer pig myself.

    Over to you Orraloon.
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    Why thank you CB. This does mean I now have to go off and find a suitable picture...

    To keep y'all amused(?) in the interval, and this is not the competition entry, here is a photo of TCR 2015 rider James Hayden who was forced to pull out of the race, having led through the first 2 control points, due to neck strain - this is is his attempt to fashion a neck brace to allow him to keep going. Ouch.

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    I'll be back with the proper caption competition one later.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    To brighten up this bleak midwinter

    72eooo.jpg

    and not a drunken new year's eve reveller in sight.

    Guess winner gets called in 2016...
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Boris tries by mind over matter to swap places with the down tube.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    BoJo - "If you don't behave yourself young lady I'll put the saddle back on".
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Boris is horrified to find a c0ck in a frock....
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • jawooga
    jawooga Posts: 530
    "Room in the rear?"
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    "Gosh...gosh...golly, I say...erm...well Claudius wasn't faced with these dilemmas...I wonder if the EU has a handy clause by golly. How on earth do I tell this this this woman - if you can call them women these days, that the high heels won't help us get across London... gosh..."
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    Well this one is dying on its arris, is it not? Time to put it out of its misery, so continuing a theme take it Jawooga.
    jawooga wrote:
    "Room in the rear?"
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    Oi jawooga, wakey wakey, yer on.
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    it turns out you can park a bike in it
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    [url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19773162#p19773162]Chris Bass[/url] wrote:
    it turns out you can park a bike in it

    ..and put a smudge on my lovely Vittoria Open Paves !? :roll:
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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