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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    Ah pure dead brulliant 'n 'at. Back in a bit with something appropriately festive...
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    Here we go. What could be more festive?

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    Peace and goodwill to all.

    Judging when the customary trickle appears to have dried up.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    Guns don't kill people, stupid people do
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    There will be a point in the future when the stupid people start shooting other stupid people and in the process curing the problem.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    "We're gonna have ourselves a roast free range muslim from New Zealand for Christmas dinner"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    health warning. An excess of fat in your diet and viewing Fox News leads to fat people wobbling down to their local gun store in readiness for the imminent jihadist invasion.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Oops, who's got the hoods and white sheets?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    New Man Utd strip includes some inventive accessories to make the team look interesting
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    Since visiting the local gun shop, Papa, Momma, Little Louis, Bubba and Jed no longer feel powerless and paranoid and were thankful for the Church Brethren's family security advice service.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Man U fans tool up to hunt City Boy after inflammatory comments made on the internet.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    We just love the smell of recently discharged weapons on Christmas morning.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    There used to be twelve of us, but gee, that's guns for you!


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    "Pssst, yo Momma - lets wait till the dude takes the picture and then we can play the 'shoot the Christmas Turkey game' just like last year and thanks giving..."
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The typical Trump demographic.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    finally the pope conceded contraception was a great idea.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    If the gun ain't gonna get them, the heart disease and obesity will.

    Guns R Us 8000 pa - MacDonalds and Co. 8,000,000.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    Proof that fast food outlets and the gun lobby is a national conspiracy orchestrated by Funeral Directors.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    The Hatfield's Xmas card to the McCoys
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    Trickle not a flood. Any more for any more? Will close it out when I get back home Monday afternoon.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    Had thought of posting a Mourinho photo that morning, prescient or what? However saw this photo and had a genuine wtf moment. And this is a numbnut who holds elected public office. What kind of perverse thinking makes this appropriate in any way for a Christian message, particularly a Christmas one.

    Anyway, enough of the seriousness.

    Winner is the Cap'n. Yo no soy marinero, soy capitan soy capitan.... Nurse, more medicine please.
    Capt Slog wrote:
    There used to be twelve of us, but gee, that's guns for you!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    Why are we waiting
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Wow, I've won one!

    Sorry, been away for a couple of days. Will be onto this when i get a minute tomorrow.


    HELP.

    Where the hell do you find all these pictures??


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    Wow, I've won one!

    Sorry, been away for a couple of days. Will be onto this when i get a minute tomorrow.


    HELP.

    Where the hell do you find all these pictures??

    Anilos dot com?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    Wow, I've won one!

    Sorry, been away for a couple of days. Will be onto this when i get a minute tomorrow.


    HELP.

    Where the hell do you find all these pictures??

    Think "monkey on a bike" or "nun in bathtub", whatever comes to mind and then Google it with "Pictures of..." preceding the machinations of your imagination.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Amazing-and-Cool-Things-02-300x228.jpg


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    TLW proves that booze gives you a lift.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Stevo demonstrates the wrist strength acquired through his excessive celebration of Chelsea's one and only fluked European Cup.
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    A bottle of Bucky later and Pinno starts to entertain the locals
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    City Boy wishes his team had some European success so that he could beef up his limp wrists and do tricks like that :P
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    Flâneur proves you need to read the instructions before trying the new alcoholic Viagra