The return of...Caption Competition
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Listen sweetie, just forget him right, he's not worth it.
Weener! Over to you OrraloonAlways be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.0 -
26 minutes is long enough. Why are we waiting...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Ah hah. Back in a wee while...0
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Ah hah. Back in a wee while...
He must be Hunting high or low, 'cos nothings happened yet.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Patience, dears, patience.
Now, let's see how this one goes.
Winner when the music stops.0 -
JT stepping out of his car after being asked to move it into the disabled space.www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes0
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Wayne Bridge goes painting tarmac whilst JT is away shopping.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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John Terry parks Jose Mourinho's car accordingly.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Scientists finally provide indisputable proof that 4x4 drivers are c**ts.Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.0
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JT was somewhat surprised and disappointed to find that Racism wasn't officially classed as a disability.Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.0
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JT aims to get more points on his Licence than Chelsea have this season.www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes0
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When the Traffic Warden approached and said he was going to issue him with a ticket, JT rolled on the floor seemingly in agony, shouting "referee, referee".seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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After receiving a parking ticket, John Terry said that he was going to appeal the decision with the FA, in an ironic twist.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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JT starts small. He will move on to parking buses in due course,0
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Despite parking in a disabled bay, he has still won more than you.
Edited for crap spelling..."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
^ Was waiting for him to show
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I always have a pop at the caption comp no matter how crap the picture^ Was waiting for him to show
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Captain ,leader, legend was replaced by ar5ehole.“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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Despite parking in a disabled bay, he has still won more than you.
Edited for crap spelling...
The spelling is fine, it's the grammar that's dodgy but hey, what can you expect from a Chelski supporter?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
JT found the disabled parking bay handy for those visits to Pinno's OH while he was away collecting tin cans."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Pinno's spies turn a blind eye to JT turning up to see his OH and banks the profits from the regular 'client' who pays very well.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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I suppose as an Arsenal fan you're used to getting screwed by Chelsea :PPinno's spies turn a blind eye to JT turning up to see his OH and banks the profits from the regular 'client' who pays very well."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
I suppose as an Arsenal fan you're used to getting screwed by Chelsea :PPinno's spies turn a blind eye to JT turning up to see his OH and banks the profits from the regular 'client' who pays very well.
...whilst you are getting used to being screwed by Stoke.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Obviously not JT's car - It's black!0
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JT on his way to his daughters sports day. He's wearing his full PE kit in case she wins Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0
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Terry was furious that someone had smudged his "W4NKER" number plate.Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.0
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You may be getting confused with Adam Johnson?JT on his way to his daughters sports day. He's wearing his full PE kit in case she wins"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
It's a reference to JT turning up in his kit and collecting trophies when he wasn't even playing. I'm surprised I'd have to explain Stevo.
You may be getting confused with Adam Johnson?JT on his way to his daughters sports day. He's wearing his full PE kit in case she winsPinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
To be fair, it's the only box Terry has dominated all season0
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Terry leaves his tryst with Stevo who insists he wears his Chelsea shirt à la David Mellor.0
