The return of...Caption Competition

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  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,696
    "David, this Mud Wrestling show is very good. 5000 Roubles on the Blonde to win on points!"

    "What are you on about,Vlad? This is our party Ethics Committee monthly meeting."
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  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    David Cameron discovers it is Putin by name but Put In by nature
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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited October 2015
    changed Coz I didn't read the previous entries too closely..




    "So that's Chris Bass's sister"
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Watching how Wheelspinner dealt with Slowmart after stealing his caption entertained Putin and Cameron or PuCam as the papers call them.
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Let's watch more Syrian refugees drown while we prevaricate and self serve our own interests.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Stevo submitted his bill for tax planning for the latest oligarchs.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    In homage to the Tarantino thread and to wake a slumbering Scotsman

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    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,329
    I take offence to 'Scotsman'. I'm an English Kenyan living in exile.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,329
    ...and the winner is*:
    'Vladimir, you need to get a new translator! I said " Would you like to go fishing"'.

    *That will shut him up.

    Why are we waiting...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    why are we waiting
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    ...and the winner is*:
    'Vladimir, you need to get a new translator! I said " Would you like to go fishing"'.

    *That will shut him up.

    Why are we waiting...
    Bloody typical! Always the same old faces winning. Well you can keep your stupid thread and your stupid forum, I'm off! Ciao.

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    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    Why are we waiting....
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,329
    ...and the winner is*:
    'Vladimir, you need to get a new translator! I said " Would you like to go fishing"'.

    *That will shut him up.

    Why are we waiting...

    ...Well you can keep your stupid thread and your stupid forum, I'm off! Ciao.

    That's a pi$$ poor flounce. Can't you do any better?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    No I'm flounced out at present.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,329
    No I'm flounced out at present.

    Still here?! :roll:

    Don't you ever get my hopes up like that again.

    Why are we waiting?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    I take offence to 'Scotsman'. I'm an English Kenyan living in exile.

    Exiled for what?

    I know Guantanamo had its fair share of house guests with not many beds going cold for the night but I don't know of any rendition cases serious enough to send someone north of Hadrians Wall? :shock:

    Copious eater of fried mars bars?

    Deviant sexual tastes with ginger hairy women?

    Or both :wink:

    So were you exiled for life or do you get time off for good behaviour?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    I'm an English Kenyan living in exile.

    I think those were the original lyrics to "Englishman in New York" but the marketing bods didn't think it would sell so they changed it.
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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Can someone ask Goo to stop polishing Farage's helmet and post a image? :wink:
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,329
    He's from the New Forest. So was Team47b. Explains a lot. 4 foot tall and thick set. I PM'd him.
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  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    He's from the New Forest. So was Team47b. Explains a lot. 4 foot tall and thick set. I PM'd him.

    Got your message. Ta. Shocked and stunned. Even made a banned list. I will be back shortly with pic.
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  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Here we go. Weener picked over the weekend.

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    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The wide receiver wanted to swap position and try a tight end for once.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    Brokeback Mountain 2: Colts are no Saints
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,425
    Roadies attempt to dress up for downhilling does not go well.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,329
    "Do ya think number 20 is up for a threesome?"
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    He doesn't need to be so blatant, the shoulder pads give it away
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,425
    Psst. How long before Quentin realises what we've written on his back?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    Listen sweetie, just forget him right, he's not worth it.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,425
    Don't look now but all the rugby playing nations are laughing at these girly pads that we're wearing...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    Ooh, I love the feel of your helmet.