Do you know anyone famous?

And I don't mean D - list TWATTIE/BB celebs: I mean proper celebs.
To start with: I once played tennis with Les Dennis. I also once answered a wrong number call from Nico Rosberg, Keke's lesser talented son.
Anyone else?
To start with: I once played tennis with Les Dennis. I also once answered a wrong number call from Nico Rosberg, Keke's lesser talented son.
Anyone else?
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They were [email protected], by the way.
I also met Keith Chegwin and Shakin Stevens when we went on Cheggers Plays Pop, in the 80's :roll:
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Why are the papers full of this sh!t. David Beckham gets a new tattoo?.....Well boogaloo, so f*cking what!
Katie Price gets her tits out?...... So f*cking what?
Bradley Wiggins has a shave? ...... You get the idea.
The furore surrounding the imminent royal birth? It's not mine so I don't care.
Death of Princess Diana? Sad for her family, but as I didn't know her, I think I will eventually get over it.
I fully expect to be in a minority of one, but I genuinely don't understand the modern preoccupation with fame and the wish for people to prostrate themselves before the altar of celebrity.
But don't you know at least someone who is famous?!
Well, there was the one bloke.
Apparently he was a big cheese in Irn Bru can recycling.
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I know pictures or it didn't happen, pre smart phone days, but about the same time as Hunter!!!!
What a cad! A gentleman never tells.
Proud of you, my boy! We'll make a bounder out of you yet.
I thought you said D listers didn't count?
Me - nada, my life is meaningless as a result.
I once chewed gravel with the late jimmy savile
I stroked the leg of Simon Pegg
I did something odd with the great Ken Dodd
I put my hand down the pants of luvvie Charles Dance
I shared a quart of warm ale with warm Christian Bale
I was alone in a room with Orlando Bloom
I dressed as richard whiteley to please Keira Knightley
I fished for perch cod and tench with my mate Judy Dench
Sadly i've never met Emily Blunt
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That was a first then
Was he batting on a sticky wicket?
Or was she already up the stick?
But true celebs just want to be treated as normal and hate being the centre of attention.
Wanna-bees crave attention and I wouldn't spend 2 seconds in their company.
I keep a diary to prove it
Day 17. 7:30pm She's having dinner with that pr!ck again
8pm Bath time!
9:30pm She's watching telly. Can't make out which channel
11:30pm Curtains drawn
8:15 am Curtains open. Morning beautiful!
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My wife on the other hand meets "A" list celebs all the time as she is a community nurse for a kids charity, so gets to meet loads of lovely celebs making appearances here and there. One of her favorites is Chris Evans who is a genuinely lovely, caring guy and has been to the hospice several times to say hello, without there being a specific event on.
When I worked at BMW Chris Akabusi was a customer as was Mark Webber. At the time he was racing for Jaguar and so had a Jag S type R. But he also had a M5 which he had to keep quiet about. Came in a couple of times for service and was very polite and friendly. Signed loads of autographs and had his photo taken with nearly everyone.
At Volvo Simon Biagi was a customer who at the time was on every other daytime tv programme.
o come on spill the beans. back in my salad days as a youth i was partial to her, although she was getting on a bit then, the follys of a 14 yr old.
who/what is hunter?
(close enough for me)
I have also met Radio 1's Gary Davies from back in the day, when Andy Bell used to be in his first Ride and we were at a roadshow in Oxford where we grew up.
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Strange one really, A mate of mine used to live next door to her in Virgina Waters. At the time I was dating a nurse at Heatherwood hospital near Ascot. I went down one weekend to see her and she told me she d converted to the other side. Gutted as I was, I didn't want to head back to My Uni digs in London, so I headed to my mates who was having a BBQ and said Swedish Weather Girl was there.
Basically on hearing my pathetic story she took pity on me and convinced me that my Ex hadn't turned to the pink side because of any of my short comings, Admitted to going through a bit of a phase of it herself (I was so tempted to ring the Ex and see if she fancied a 3 way).
To be fair we were both very pissed.
P.S Hunter was a 22 stone Body Builder who was on the Gladiators and her current squeeze at the time.
More recently though I met Natalie Pinkham the other week, genuinely a very nice person.
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Stars have talent, Celebrities are just famous and have no talent whatsoever.
Sadly, there ain't many stars.
What with? New Balls
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interesting, was that after the glory days of charlie lamb and the schnitzer boys, smokin jo, SS, and dear old Roberto?