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Whats your business trade?

Ben_morrisBen_morris Posts: 61
edited August 2018 in The hub
Hi,

As a business owner i would like to use other services from other forum members. Least you can spend my money on bike parts etc :D

My trade is Self Storage, House removals and House Clearance in the Chesterfield and Peak district area.

If anybody needs my services give me a shout for a discount.

If its Ok with admins for other folk to list there trades below I think it would work great.

Many thanks. Ben.
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  • explosifpeteexplosifpete Posts: 1,327
    I run a bike shop, not sure if that's any use to anyone on this site ;)
  • projectsomeprojectsome Posts: 4,478
    I lend people money indirectly, at least I would if I had a good ammount in my account...
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  • Pesky JonesPesky Jones Posts: 2,986
    I break peoples fingers for projectsome - if/when they can't pay up
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    I design things that people buy.
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  • welshkevwelshkev Posts: 9,690
    I fix things that people break
  • WoodmonkeyWoodmonkey Posts: 412
    I'm a full time dad, and I certainly never do any joinery or building work for cash, no way, not me, nobody saw, you can't prove anything
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    Currently I spend the mornings on facebook on my phone, then laze around drinking beer in the afternoon paid for by a loan that ultimately comes from the taxpayers, then ride my bike in the evenings. Sorted.
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  • bobs bikesbobs bikes Posts: 589
    i own a bike shop in hull, east yorks.
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    i look after a reactor on a nuclear submarine.
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    Accountant at a car parts distributor in the NW & Wales. Yep living the dream
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  • paul.skibumpaul.skibum Posts: 4,068
    Currently renovating my house and otherwise unemployed. Otherwise I am a ski and bike instructor or an accountant depending when and where you catch me.

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    I'm the dogsbody for someone important in an insurance company.
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    I run the tax and treasury department of a company down in London.

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    Accountant at a software company who develop, configure and install electronic messaging security and data protection systems for the military, police and other critical national infrastructure organisations.
  • anj132anj132 Posts: 299
    Ben_morris wrote:
    Hi,

    As a business owner i would like to use other services from other forum members.

    Need some accountancy services? :wink:

    (There seems to be a few of us on here in this field of work!)
  • YeehaaMcgeeYeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    I put children in soundproof rooms.
  • WoodmonkeyWoodmonkey Posts: 412
    I put children in my basement at the fritzel house.
    Ftfy
    pity those who don't drink, the way they feel when they wake is the best they will feel all day


    voodoo hoodoo
  • YeehaaMcgeeYeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    See, you've basically just made the same joke. Well done.
  • ClankClank Posts: 2,323
    I evaluate technologies for high-value fabrications for applications I'm apparently not allowed to talk about.

    It makes it sound far more exciting than it probably is.

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  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 41,697
    Clank wrote:
    It makes it sound far more exciting than it probably is.
    More exciting than all the farking accountants on here ! I always thought the roadies were the geeks.
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  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,349
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    It makes it sound far more exciting than it probably is.
    More exciting than all the farking accountants on here ! I always thought the roadies were the geeks.

    And none of us own road bikes.......... :oops:
  • Pesky JonesPesky Jones Posts: 2,986
    See, you've basically just made the same joke. Well done.

    To be honest I gathered from your first post (and your general kind nature) that you were a child artist agent, and responsible for the likes of justin beiber - who ironically should be put in a soundproof room
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  • YeehaaMcgeeYeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Han, no, definitely not.
  • Pesky JonesPesky Jones Posts: 2,986
    Who's Han? Is he your up-and-coming child prodigy? ze german vunderchild
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  • YeehaaMcgeeYeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    It's a lower lase "h". This wind must have blown the top off.
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