10,000 posts. A retrospective/tribute

Slightly premature but as I'm not getting much work done today I expect post count and thread to overlap presently.
A heavy hitter and now with a post count to match. From first "Hi" to last, almost every post a balletic tour de force of jaunty eloquence. A dazzling wordsmith whose glittering star shines so ferociously that even the most insignificant forum members can bask in my reflected glory.
I will be re-posting requested favourites from my 1000 for a limited period only.
(I am not a bog standard interloper!)
A heavy hitter and now with a post count to match. From first "Hi" to last, almost every post a balletic tour de force of jaunty eloquence. A dazzling wordsmith whose glittering star shines so ferociously that even the most insignificant forum members can bask in my reflected glory.
I will be re-posting requested favourites from my 1000 for a limited period only.
(I am not a bog standard interloper!)
Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
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momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
I had a post of the day last week but I'm far too modest to re-post. Requests only.
:shock: :?
Last post today for added effect
Specialized Hardrock MTB for Lumps
Specialized Langster SS for Ease
Cinelli Mash Bolt Fixed for Pain
n+1 is well and truly on track
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Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
"Do not despise the snake for having no horns for who is to say it will not become a dragon"
Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
So Yellow Peril is actually Lin Chung
Don't boost his ego YP, he is a tw4t just like me.
My 1000th was uneventful. My 5000th will be uneventful. My 10,000th will be very spooky 'cos i'll probably be dead by then.
I can't wait for the Hollywood film on Pinarello and Seanoconn provisionally entitled "C0ck and C0cker".
Having been rumbled by Ballysmate I'm off back to my Water Margin to harvest my beansprouts, water chestnuts and prawn crackers.
Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
Ahhh, Mumsnet. I remember it well. It still makes me smile to this day.
I'm off to drink more wine in honour of the few of us who dared to take on the rest. Yossina, you were a sage.
A rare appearance form the Yoss. I though that Bulgaria had so excited you, you had moved there 'cos it was cheap but you had no tinternet connection.
YP - are you growing stuff by hydroponics ? - Good for you, it tastes shyte.
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
Sorry did I say high, I meant low. What's lower than low? Rock bottom? Ground level perhaps
F*ck me! I feel like Bruce Willis in Armageddon
Armageddon what? Fatter? Balder? Slower?
Evening
Unfortunately (or it could be fortunately) I never made it to Bulgaria - TDV is there as we speak, I'm currently trying to teach a bunch of censored hats rifle drill.
"No, you don't lick that bit" Or that bit. And definitely not that bit. And that shiney bit is sharp, so don't lick that either."
How you doin' anyway? (said in a Joey Tribiani kinda way).