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  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    Thewaylander wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    On another note, if you go clubbing thursday night, almost certain to pull. in years that still began with a 1 and a 9 i used to go clubbing on valentines to prey on the weak and emotional :wink:

    your a bad person... i approve mind :)

    Along with March 17th these are can't fail dates all blokes need to remember for clubbing
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  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,594
    What type of club?

    stone, wood or metal?
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    Thewaylander wrote:
    What type of club?

    stone, wood or metal?
    dont matter as long as it works.

    could be liquid.
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  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    I have to ask... liquid club?
    How?
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    I have to ask... liquid club?
    How?
    whats his name Rolf/Ralph?
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  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Now you've completely lost me!
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    rolf heepnaal - i think he's scandanavian
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    welshkev wrote:
    rolf heepnaal - i think he's scandanavian
    thats the fella. thought he was Dutch though.
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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    nicklouse wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    rolf heepnaal - i think he's scandanavian
    thats the fella. thought he was Dutch though.

    He was - spent a long time with his fingers stuck in dykes, if I recall correctly.
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  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Nope, still completely and utterly lost :/
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  • bartimaeus
    bartimaeus Posts: 1,812
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    Nope, still completely and utterly lost :/
    Effects include lack of concentration, confusion and anterograde amnesia - maybe you were clubbed.
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  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Rohypnol? Is that what you're on about?
    they're tablets - not a liquid.
    No wonder I was confused, I was talking to retards!
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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    No wonder I was confused, I was talking to retards!

    Available in liquid form!

    ....if you want some.....

    Ya burk! :lol:
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  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Sheeps mum only stocks the tablets.
    Never, ever, heard of it in liquid form.
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Think Clank it's confused with Calpol, I mean the age he likes them here only wants to drug them, not kill them, well not until afterwards
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  • bennett_346
    bennett_346 Posts: 5,029
    I assumed people were talking about chloroform...
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    Sheeps mum only stocks the tablets.
    Never, ever, heard of it in liquid form.

    Such a sheltered life! The original administration of the base drug was a liquid ampule, and it is still available in this form (Hoffman LaRoche manufacture it) but is very much a controlled substance - much like medicinal heroine (it's a high dose - potentially fatal in some circumstances). As it lacks the staining agents of the tablets it is considered highly abusable, adding to it's requirment for control.

    However, to finally address confusion, it's called a 'liquid club' after the effect that the spiked drink will have on the consumer, not necessarily because of the form of the drug.
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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    *** I never used to use this type of club, I have a special wooden one.
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Clank wrote:
    [- much like medicinal heroine

    .

    florence nightingale? i'm sure she never clubbed anyone, look at her:

    florence_nightingale_lady_of_the_lamp.jpg
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    welshkev wrote:
    florence nightingale? i'm sure she never clubbed anyone, look at her:

    florence_nightingale_lady_of_the_lamp.jpg

    Rumour has it, she was big into her drum'n'bass and dubstep/metalstep. She could quite often be found clubbing.
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  • St Mark
    St Mark Posts: 43


    Please stop all this talk about clubbing it makes my head hurt.
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    St Mark wrote:


    Please stop all this talk about clubbing it makes my head hurt.

    tooooon

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  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,594
    St Mark wrote:


    Please stop all this talk about clubbing it makes my head hurt.

    I'll club you in a minute :evil:
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,698
    I have to play along with a thing tonight. Female housemates BF is coming over from Brizzle especially to surprise her tonight. I ve almost given it away twice. So disappointed in him!

    Guess what I ll have to listen to all night as well! :(

    #FML!
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    ddraver wrote:
    I have to play along with a thing tonight. Female housemates BF is coming over from Brizzle especially to surprise her tonight. I ve almost given it away twice. So disappointed in him!

    Guess what I ll have to listen to all night as well! :(

    #FML!

    Why not surprise him by having your nut sack resting on her semi concious chin as he bursts through the door...... just an idea, or more subtly leave some of your soiled underwear in her room, she won't be banging nasties then
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  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,698
    Hmm, they have nt seen each other for a long while so I'm hoping it's going to be a case of ''Ohh yeah that feels so... YEERRUUGGHH Ahhhhh, night honey zzzzzzzzz''
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
    - @ddraver
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    ddraver wrote:
    Hmm, they have nt seen each other for a long while so I'm hoping it's going to be a case of ''Ohh yeah that feels so... YEERRUUGGHH Ahhhhh, night honey zzzzzzzzz''

    or, where did you get that rash from, followed by a big fight
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,698
    hmm, by the sounds of things my guess was quite Prescient....
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
    - @ddraver
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    http://open.spotify.com/track/6XSlYoyCBsBFIgvD4Gz04m

    all that is needed.
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  • oodboo
    oodboo Posts: 2,171
    Man: http://youtu.be/WfGMYdalClU
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