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  • Woodmonkey
    Woodmonkey Posts: 412
    it's still 8 days away yet, whats the panic? probably won't cross his mind for anothe 7 days!
    i had a mate from huddersfield who was nicknamed "bumfingers" not him is it?
    pity those who don't drink, the way they feel when they wake is the best they will feel all day


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  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    MissBint37 wrote:
    I was hoping he would have the idea to ask me
    No, men are romantic fools, we will generally have an idea in our head of something awesome, that invariably, the women don't appreciate at all. He's certainly not likely of just telling you "listen up, biatch, THIS, is what I want you to do on valentines"
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  • EH_Rob
    EH_Rob Posts: 1,134
    Woodmonkey wrote:
    it's still 8 days away yet, whats the panic? probably won't cross his mind for anothe 7 days!
    i had a mate from huddersfield who was nicknamed "bumfingers" not him is it?

    I went to school in Huddersfield with a guy called shitpicker, wonder if they're related?
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,698
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    MissBint37 wrote:
    I was hoping he would have the idea to ask me
    No, men are romantic fools, we will generally have an idea in our head of something awesome, that invariably, the women don't appreciate at all. He's certainly not likely of just telling you "listen up, biatch, THIS, is what I want you to do on valentines"

    This, difference is that he ll post an equivalent thread to this on Feb 13th...
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    EH_Rob wrote:
    Woodmonkey wrote:
    it's still 8 days away yet, whats the panic? probably won't cross his mind for anothe 7 days!
    i had a mate from huddersfield who was nicknamed "bumfingers" not him is it?

    I went to school in Huddersfield with a guy called shitpicker, wonder if they're related?

    Very likely of they are both from Huddersfield...... see what I did there, gimme 6 although the action you describe would have been pretty difficult I would imagine given the webbed nature of their hands
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
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  • EH_Rob
    EH_Rob Posts: 1,134
    He got called shitpicker cos he once picked up a dog turd and threw it at school bus as it went past. If anything webbed hands would be an advantage for this activity.
  • Woodmonkey
    Woodmonkey Posts: 412
    Bumfingers was called bumfingers because...........................I think you can probably guess
    And he was the bum part of said act so webbed hands wouldn't impede
    pity those who don't drink, the way they feel when they wake is the best they will feel all day


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  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    Right well, finally broached the subject of Valentines day...well it came up sort of.

    He said he was busy with work all week and would be working late so he could have a day off next weekend. Fair enough, I thought, until he said he was going bouldering with his brother on Thursday night?!!
    so being nice I said that I was only going to suggest a boulder anyway and perhaps we could all go together (I don't do PDAs really so would not make his bro feel like a spare part). He was like 'we will see'.

    So I am waiting to see what happens, but if he does not pull something out of the bag or make it up to me at the weekend he is in the dog house big time!
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,594
    MissBint37 wrote:
    Right well, finally broached the subject of Valentines day...well it came up sort of.

    He said he was busy with work all week and would be working late so he could have a day off next weekend. Fair enough, I thought, until he said he was going bouldering with his brother on Thursday night?!!
    so being nice I said that I was only going to suggest a boulder anyway and perhaps we could all go together (I don't do PDAs really so would not make his bro feel like a spare part). He was like 'we will see'.

    So I am waiting to see what happens, but if he does not pull something out of the bag or make it up to me at the weekend he is in the dog house big time!

    Bro's before hoes i'm afraid...
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Thewaylander wrote:
    MissBint37 wrote:
    Right well, finally broached the subject of Valentines day...well it came up sort of.

    He said he was busy with work all week and would be working late so he could have a day off next weekend. Fair enough, I thought, until he said he was going bouldering with his brother on Thursday night?!!
    so being nice I said that I was only going to suggest a boulder anyway and perhaps we could all go together (I don't do PDAs really so would not make his bro feel like a spare part). He was like 'we will see'.

    So I am waiting to see what happens, but if he does not pull something out of the bag or make it up to me at the weekend he is in the dog house big time!

    Bro's before hoes i'm afraid...
    Subtle :lol:
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  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,594
    I thought so...
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    Any other day (except my Birthday) then fine! But not fine on valentines day.
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • EH_Rob
    EH_Rob Posts: 1,134
    Don't worry. Valentine's Day is a corporate con by card companies who prey on the weak minded to peddle a load of worthless, meaningless tripe which would have been better off left as trees.

    If I were you I'd relax a bit and get some Findus lasagne in for one. Happy days.
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    MissBint37 wrote:
    Any other day (except my Birthday) then fine! But not fine on valentines day.

    is he clever enough to say that and then spring a suprise on you?
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    welshkev wrote:
    MissBint37 wrote:
    Any other day (except my Birthday) then fine! But not fine on valentines day.

    is he clever enough to say that and then spring a suprise on you?
    if he is not then you had better be off doing something on March 14.
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    MissBint37 wrote:
    Right well, finally broached the subject of Valentines day...well it came up sort of.
    !

    Excited about the prospect was he? :-) whack it over the eye with a cold karabiner and it'll soon go down
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • St Mark
    St Mark Posts: 43
    is he clever enough to say that and then spring a suprise on you?

    If bouldering with his brother is a euphemism then surprise may be a huge understatement.
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    St Mark wrote:
    is he clever enough to say that and then spring a suprise on you?

    If bouldering with his brother is a euphemism then surprise may be a huge understatement.

    maybe its posh bloke speak for getting ones rocks off :lol:
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    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,594
    MissBint37 wrote:
    Any other day (except my Birthday) then fine! But not fine on valentines day.

    Who gives a toss about valentines day? its complete mass media trash :(
  • Woodmonkey
    Woodmonkey Posts: 412
    Thewaylander wrote:
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    Who gives a toss about valentines day? its complete mass media trash :(
    you buy the mrs a card and a bunch of flowers bigger than her mates get so she can show off, you get a blowie! Fail to see how the media benefit
    pity those who don't drink, the way they feel when they wake is the best they will feel all day


    voodoo hoodoo
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    Woodmonkey wrote:
    Thewaylander wrote:
    [
    Who gives a toss about valentines day? its complete mass media trash :(
    you buy the mrs a card and a bunch of flowers bigger than her mates get so she can show off, you get a blowie! Fail to see how the media benefit

    what can you get off her mate if you buy her the flowers?
  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Woodmonkey wrote:
    Thewaylander wrote:
    [
    Who gives a toss about valentines day? its complete mass media trash :(
    you buy the mrs a card and a bunch of flowers bigger than her mates get so she can show off, you get a blowie! Fail to see how the media benefit
    Well, some of us work in "the media", and like to get a blowy off our girlfriends. So yeah, it's at least partially a media thing.
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    To be fair, I don't see a prob as it's early days for you, but then my 5th anniversary with Mrs G I went to a corporate lap dancing day and spent 400 quid on 10 quid lap dances so maybe I'm not the best moral compass on this matter
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    Gazlar wrote:
    To be fair, I don't see a prob as it's early days for you, but then my 5th anniversary with Mrs G I went to a corporate lap dancing day and spent 400 quid on 10 quid lap dances so maybe I'm not the best moral compass on this matter

    But those blokes needed that money more you
  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    strolling round tescos the other day, going past the tacky display of valentines stuff and the mrs said "we're not bothering with that sh1t this year are we!"

    i could have wept!
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    matthew h wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    To be fair, I don't see a prob as it's early days for you, but then my 5th anniversary with Mrs G I went to a corporate lap dancing day and spent 400 quid on 10 quid lap dances so maybe I'm not the best moral compass on this matter

    But those blokes needed that money more you

    thant just made me actual lol :lol:
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    welshkev wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    To be fair, I don't see a prob as it's early days for you, but then my 5th anniversary with Mrs G I went to a corporate lap dancing day and spent 400 quid on 10 quid lap dances so maybe I'm not the best moral compass on this matter

    But those blokes needed that money more you

    thant just made me actual lol :lol:

    I doubt it, their coin purses were stuffed
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • snoopsmydogg
    snoopsmydogg Posts: 1,110
    MissBint37 wrote:
    Right well, finally broached the subject of Valentines day...well it came up sort of.

    He said he was busy with work all week and would be working late so he could have a day off next weekend. Fair enough, I thought, until he said he was going bouldering with his brother on Thursday night?!!
    so being nice I said that I was only going to suggest a boulder anyway and perhaps we could all go together (I don't do PDAs really so would not make his bro feel like a spare part). He was like 'we will see'.

    Unfortunately 'we will see' generally means no.

    funnily enough I had a similar conversation with the wife & brother but it went in the complete different direction.

    Wife said she wasn't bothered about doing anything (in the genuine way and not the you had better f**kin surprise me way) big bonus :D . Had been speaking to my brother and mentioned a ride out on the trails on Thursday morning (only day we are both off) to get the reply Oh, Thursday is valentines day isn't it?

    Feckin homo, can't even go for a morning ride out. :evil:
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    On another note, if you go clubbing thursday night, almost certain to pull. in years that still began with a 1 and a 9 i used to go clubbing on valentines to prey on the weak and emotional :wink:
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    Now for sale Fatty
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,594
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    On another note, if you go clubbing thursday night, almost certain to pull. in years that still began with a 1 and a 9 i used to go clubbing on valentines to prey on the weak and emotional :wink:

    your a bad person... i approve mind :)

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