Attention Menz! I need advice

MissBint37

I know I am going to get ripped to shreds for this but... I don't want to come across as psycho to my lovely new man.
It is the dreaded Valentines day soon. Now I have not been with anyone on Valentines day for the last 6 years and I have no idea what I am supposed to do so I don't look mental or like I don't care.

Only been seeing my man for a couple of months so I am not sure how to handle this regarding whether I should get card /giftage etc. My first instinct is perhaps to make something (hence my planning ahead and asking you lot so I have time to do so) but if so, what? And as for cards, don't do lovey dovey stuff very well so helllllllppppp!

Feel free to rip the pi$$ as much as you like, as long as you also provide me with some valid ideas

ddraver

I thought men were supposed to dote on the girls.

Seriously? the best thing you could do would be to say, "Shall we just stay in and cook a nice meal?" If he's got half a brain, he ll probably work out that he should buy some crappy pink chocolates and a card. Best present to him would be to fix a day for Steak an dBJ day where you cook him a steak and...yep

Thewaylander

yarp, comedy card n meal in, as going out on valentine is a complete pig.

and oh yeh, filthy bed time activities...

MissBint37

The card poses a problem too never know what sort of thing to buy or what to write in it, I don't usually get cards for anything, I just make cakes and stuff instead for birthdays, xmas etc. I don't buy into this hearts and flowers malarkey either.....chocolate however = awesome but not in the pink and red heart shaped sense!

welshkev

the meal in idea thing sounds good

sod the card and just make him a cake in the shape of boobs with "happy valentines day, from me" on it

Thewaylander

or just take it up the poop shoot...

sorry i mean make a boobie cake like kev says

cooldad

Whatever you do, Gaz will post stalker pictures anyway, so make it interesting.

supersonic

You really think you are gonna get a serious answer here?! Oh dear.

ride_whenever

Go see the new die hard... comes out on valentines day!!!

But generally men don't care, they just want filthy bedroom antics.

supersonic

Maybe the bloke will come out on Valentine's day too.

miss notax

Dinner and a funny (rather than romantic) card gets my vote

bg13

ride_whenever wrote:

But generally men don't care, they just want filthy bedroom antics.

^ very much this!

VWsurfbum

bg13 wrote:

ride_whenever wrote:

But generally men don't care, they just want filthy bedroom antics.

^ very much this!

I concur, but i would like a steak and cake first, or after not bothered

thekickingmule

Yep. Steak, Cake, Sexytime. Can't think of anything else I'd want more on the dreaded day.

edhornby

this is the easiest way to sort it

'sod valentines, let's go to the pub'

Proutster

miss notax wrote:

Dinner and a funny (rather than romantic) card gets my vote

This^^^ - funny always wins & if it can be combined with a nice double entendre (Ooooh er missus), then even better as there's the subtle (or not so subtle) hint that jiggy action is on the cards too...

Gazlar

Men are simple creatures, you don't need to buy him anything to make his valentines day, just let him splash out on you.

Or men love anal........be really analyze and tidy his house immaculately


Them offer him bum sex

MissBint37

Right so I am with it on the funny card, taking inspiration of the style of Gazlar's 12 days of Christmas, I will craft something similar using an in joke that we share.

Filthy bedroom antics check, although I am likely more kinky than him anyway, so there will never be a problem there.

However steak = no no, ex veggie just getting back on to the bacons wagon is not ready for huge hunks of cow!

compo

VWsurfbum wrote:

bg13 wrote:

ride_whenever wrote:

But generally men don't care, they just want filthy bedroom antics.

^ very much this!

I concur, but i would like a steak and cake first, or after not bothered

Or indeed during

Mike Deere

Forget about it and wait until exactly a month later...

Briggo

Strap-on for you and his world will be complete, trust me.

Gazlar

Briggo wrote:

Strap-on for you and his world will be complete, trust me.

I dunno about making his night, I reckon you'll make his whole week.


Hmm I think making stuff is a bit stalker, I'd buy him something useful, fun and 20 quid tops that says I understand you and what you like and less "I've been studying you"

Richie63

Yeah sack the card off and the prezzies. Although I'm partial to nice Green and Blacks flavored chocolate, Chilli, Orange cherry etc. give it to him on a plate with some pre chilled drinks. Evening made

Simples we are.

batmo

Give him an onion with this poem:

Not a red rose or a satin heart.

I give you an onion.
It is a moon wrapped in brown paper.
It promises light
like the careful undressing of love.

Here.
It will blind you with tears
like a lover.
It will make your reflection
a wobbling photo of grief.

I am trying to be truthful.

Not a cute card or a kissogram.

I give you an onion.
Its fierce kiss will stay on your lips,
possessive and faithful
as we are,
for as long as we are.

Take it.
Its platinum loops shrink to a wedding-ring,
if you like.

Lethal.
Its scent will cling to your fingers,
cling to your knife.

Then see how quickly he can run!

projectsome

I haven't done this valentine malarky in ages but isn't he supposed to treat you? just immac and femfresh down there so he doesn't complain when 'eating' out. Oh and smile like a child in a sweet store when he gives you expensive roses.

You' should also make a note to return the favour on March 14th

MissBint37

Gazlar wrote:

Briggo wrote:

Strap-on for you and his world will be complete, trust me.

I dunno about making his night, I reckon you'll make his whole week.


Hmm I think making stuff is a bit stalker, I'd buy him something useful, fun and 20 quid tops that says I understand you and what you like and less "I've been studying you"

I was only going to make cake or something :?

Thewaylander

MissBint37 wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

Briggo wrote:

Strap-on for you and his world will be complete, trust me.

I dunno about making his night, I reckon you'll make his whole week.


Hmm I think making stuff is a bit stalker, I'd buy him something useful, fun and 20 quid tops that says I understand you and what you like and less "I've been studying you"

I was only going to make cake or something :?

Baking is always allowed, and encouraged!

As well as taking up the back door.

Gazlar

Thewaylander wrote:

MissBint37 wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

Briggo wrote:

Strap-on for you and his world will be complete, trust me.

I dunno about making his night, I reckon you'll make his whole week.


Hmm I think making stuff is a bit stalker, I'd buy him something useful, fun and 20 quid tops that says I understand you and what you like and less "I've been studying you"

I was only going to make cake or something :?

Baking is always allowed, and encouraged!

As well as taking up the back door.

Oh I thought you we're getting all blue Peter and weird, cake is fine as part of a balanced meal

YeehaaMcgee

MissBint37 wrote:

I know I am going to get ripped to shreds for this but... I don't want to come across as psycho to my lovely new man.
It is the dreaded Valentines day soon. Now I have not been with anyone on Valentines day for the last 6 years and I have no idea what I am supposed to do so I don't look mental or like I don't care.

Only been seeing my man for a couple of months so I am not sure how to handle this regarding whether I should get card /giftage etc. My first instinct is perhaps to make something (hence my planning ahead and asking you lot so I have time to do so) but if so, what? And as for cards, don't do lovey dovey stuff very well so helllllllppppp!

Feel free to rip the pi$$ as much as you like, as long as you also provide me with some valid ideas

Serious answer here...
We're men, which means we don't really care. Just do anything.

If "he" cares, then it's probably this girl at it again...
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/the- ... e-boys/4od

leevil knievil

YeehaaMcgee wrote:

We're men, which means we don't really care. Just do anything.

We are easy really sex and food in any particular order any time of day, but it's really supposed to be him doting on you so he gets sex and food.

OCLV74

Me and the missus usually spend 50 odd bucks on some really nice fish or meat, a couple of bottles of wine and a nice sweet from M+S or some such.. It's a complete pain in the bucket to eat out, much nicer to eat in, and you can really go extravagant. Comedy cards always, normal valentines cards are just crap tbh. Also , I never buy flowers, but I do plant 30 quids worth of bulbs that the boss chooses. Much better plan, flowers are nice til they die, better to have them come back every year.

Blokes are pretty simple, most would be happy with a few bottles of chilled beer, a take away and a good hammering in the bedroom.