If you could ask Lance one question, what would it be?

tailwindhome
tailwindhome Posts: 19,310
edited January 2013 in Pro race
10 Questions Oprah Winfrey SHOULD ask Lance Armstrong

10 Questions Oprah Winfrey PROBABLY WILL ask Lance Armstrong
“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!
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  • Froomes Edgar
    Froomes Edgar Posts: 359
    I'd go for: So... Lance.... which one is missing? Left or right?
  • iainf72
    iainf72 Posts: 15,784
    Why do they all look like your mum?
    Fckin' Quintana … that creep can roll, man.
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,661
    edited January 2013
    How did you stand so long with Shania Twain? Have you not heard the voice on that woman?!?!

    Could I have one of those yellow jerseys on that wall in your pic? I mean it's not like you re using them or anything...
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
    - @ddraver
  • iainf72
    iainf72 Posts: 15,784
    Have you decided Iain isn't so bad after all?
    Fckin' Quintana … that creep can roll, man.
  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,241
    ddraver wrote:
    How did you stand so long with Shania Twain? Have you not heard the voice on that woman?!?!
    He pretended she was Sheryl Crow and convinced the world she was too.
    Twitter: @RichN95
  • iainf72
    iainf72 Posts: 15,784
    When you bullied Bassons, were you just trying to be cool like Pantani was in the Giro?
    Fckin' Quintana … that creep can roll, man.
  • Litespeed79
    Litespeed79 Posts: 65
    Can I have my money back for those books?
    Ribble R872
    Specialized Langster Monaco
    Trek 6300
  • nolance
    nolance Posts: 79
    Why don't you just f+ck off?
  • Gazzetta67
    Gazzetta67 Posts: 1,890
    Do you think Biking Bernie should get a public apology
  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,241
    Did you fake the moon landing?
    Twitter: @RichN95
  • iainf72
    iainf72 Posts: 15,784
    Do you knock one out while looking at yourself in the mirror?
    Fckin' Quintana … that creep can roll, man.
  • Snakbar
    Snakbar Posts: 33
    Favourite food, favourite colour, that sort of thing probably.
  • Snakbar
    Snakbar Posts: 33
    Did you knock one out whilst faking the moon landings?
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,661
    RichN95 wrote:
    ddraver wrote:
    How did you stand so long with Shania Twain? Have you not heard the voice on that woman?!?!
    He pretended she was Sheryl Crow and convinced the world she was too.

    FLIP!!!!!!

    Well...same question
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
    - @ddraver
  • Litespeed79
    Litespeed79 Posts: 65
    What does your family think?
    Ribble R872
    Specialized Langster Monaco
    Trek 6300
  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,310
    iainf72 wrote:
    Have you decided Iain isn't so bad after all?

    What did you do to him?
    “New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!
  • Sussed out
    Sussed out Posts: 189
    Can I have some drugs?
  • Gazzetta67
    Gazzetta67 Posts: 1,890
    does graham watson sleep in the guests room
  • iainf72
    iainf72 Posts: 15,784
    TailWindHome wrote:
    iainf72 wrote:
    Have you decided Iain isn't so bad after all?

    What did you do to him?

    Upset him in ProCycling

    Me: Why should i take the relationship with Don Catlin seriously, when at the time I''m writing you have no legal agreement in place with him?


    Lance: There's no point in me sitting down with Procycling if these are your readers, because they don't want to read about me and i don't want to talk to them

    Then some long ramble about forums being full of wierd people who need to get a life.
    Fckin' Quintana … that creep can roll, man.
  • andyp
    andyp Posts: 10,454
    Hey, I softened him up (and he lied to me).
  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    Do you now find yourself bigging up the Tour of Luxembourg as the stage race to win?
    @JaunePeril

    Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    Do you actually like cycling as a sport, or did you do it mainly because it was the sport you were best at?
    _
  • iainf72
    iainf72 Posts: 15,784
    andyp wrote:
    Hey, I softened him up (and he lied to me).

    Indeed. You were more to the point.

    Good times
    Fckin' Quintana … that creep can roll, man.
  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,241
    iainf72 wrote:
    Then some long ramble about forums being full of wierd people who need to get a life.
    He might have a point there.
    Twitter: @RichN95
  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    You rode for some years for USPS. Have recent events made you want to "go postal" in best American tradition?
    @JaunePeril

    Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    Did you and Michael Jackson father each other's children?
    @JaunePeril

    Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
  • Jimfrandisco
    Jimfrandisco Posts: 210
    After all that's happened - do you still blame Wiggle?
  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,310
    RichN95 wrote:
    iainf72 wrote:
    Then some long ramble about forums being full of wierd people who need to get a life.
    He might have a point there.

    I'd say he was bang on the money there...
    “New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!
  • estampida
    estampida Posts: 1,008
    True or false - women are hairier on the whole.......?

    do you think trek should put all the profits from sales of bikes (due to tdf winning) into a non lance charity, supporting poor kids to race......?

    is the UCI really as corrupt as it seems?

    why are you such a w4nker, and can there be any charm offensive that will mean you can lead a "public life again", since you need to just crawl under a rock and stay there?
  • Extralight
    Extralight Posts: 136
    Who's the biggest aunt - you, Hein, or Pat?

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