Gazlar's Crudmas Roast.........The discussion

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  • bennett_346
    bennett_346 Posts: 5,029
    I'll stuff your bird in a minute.
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    I'll stuff your bird in a minute.

    You haven't got a good minute of bird stuffing in you!
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  • bennett_346
    bennett_346 Posts: 5,029
    I've been stuffed more times than... wait what?
  • Brilliant stuff - keep dodging the cozzers and bring us more. :lol:
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    I enjoyed this one, particularly as they arent his real arms, I did try to reference Fanny in the picture too
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    I've been stuffed more times than... wait what?

    Very good!
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    DAY 14
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    It wasn't supposed to be this one today, but I did promise Raymondo a quick and vengeful revenge, so here it is.....In fact I hadn't actually done one of him but then I realised I was going to be a day short...
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  • Most excellent Mr Gazlar..
    Rest assured that will be printed on a few custom Christmas cards :¬)
  • bennett_346
    bennett_346 Posts: 5,029
    Best one so far for me!
  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    Brilliant, although i have just posted on the sticky and have no idea how to delete it.............soz!
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  • Rucks
    Rucks Posts: 93
    We have a winner...
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Rucks wrote:
    We have a weiner...

    FTFY
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  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    Gazlar wrote:
    Rucks wrote:
    We have a weiner...

    FIFTY quid for the forumite who can correctly count the number of presents in the pictures


    thats what you were going to say :lol:
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Richie63 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Rucks wrote:
    We have a weiner...

    FIFTY quid for the forumite who can correctly count the number of presents in the pictures


    thats what you were going to say :lol:

    And that's very kind of you to donate that prize but important not reaching into your coinpurse to get it
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    DAY 15
    rohypnol.jpg
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  • Gazlar wrote:
    DAY 13
    fannye.jpg

    Somehow i just knew you'd use that photo, maybe it's because that's the one you saved on your phone favorites
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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Muttly1981 wrote:
    Somehow i just knew you'd use that photo, maybe it's because that's the one you saved on your phone favorites

    All these months later and the sunburn still shows! :lol:
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    brilliant :D
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Clank wrote:
    Muttly1981 wrote:
    Somehow i just knew you'd use that photo, maybe it's because that's the one you saved on your phone favorites

    All these months later and the sunburn still shows! :lol:

    That sunburn was useful, it made it so much easier to photoshop in a fat lasses arms.....although they were hairier than Muttly's its almost as if he shaved them....... anyway here comes day 16, It wasn't meant to be this one today but to celebrate Foxc's new job, here she is
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    edited December 2012
    DAY 16
    juicesq.jpg
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  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    brilliant!

    have i posted in the right thread this time?
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    yes you are in the right place this time, good work have a sticker

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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    :lol::lol::lol:
  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    absolution before the apocalypse! :-)
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  • projectsome
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    Gazlar wrote:
    DAY 16
    juicesq.jpg

    Did the juices run clear or were they wiped off :roll:
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    All i'll say is never leave any evidence, especially dna
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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Utter genius!! :lol:
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    DAY 17
    nicklouse.jpg
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  • bartimaeus
    bartimaeus Posts: 1,812
    Excellent - but which one is Nicklouse, and which Saint Nicklouse?
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