Gazlar's Crudmas Roast.........The discussion

Gazlar
Gazlar Posts: 8,084
edited December 2012 in The Crudcatcher
Will be served hot and fresh from tommorrow, running until Xmas day.

This is 2012's replacement for the 12 days of Crudmas, so hope it comes up to scratch

Apologies to anyone I havent featured this year, its only due to time it takes to trawl through all your personal facebook pages etc, anyway hope you enjoy it

quick edit, I'll po the pics up individually rather than repeating then ill give you a massive post with it all in on one at the end,
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  • I'm looking forward to this Roast, though a part of me is worried about what you may have found of me. There's some aweful pictures on FB... :?
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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  • I don't think gaz has access to my facemess pics.... so fingers crossed i can avoid another year hehe :P
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Ahhh you think youve escaped waylander but we will see over the next 20 days. Mr mule you haven't escaped
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
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    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • pilch
    pilch Posts: 1,136
    They dont like it up 'em! :lol:

    Briiliant
    A berm? were you expecting one?

    29er race

    29er bouncer
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    :shock: lol she loves a 29incher! :lol:
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    :shock: lol she loves a 29incher! :lol:

    you could have given it a wipe over with some degreaser first though
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • is it me or has the production value increased this year :)
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    is it me or has the production value increased this year :)

    I didn't actually take a picture of Vw in a posh house holding a massive dildo with a box brownie, so dont be thinking I have somehow creamed profits off last years Christmas spectacle in order to reinvest in a fancy photoshoot :D
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Gazlar wrote:
    is it me or has the production value increased this year :)

    I didn't actually take a picture of Vw in a posh house holding a massive dildo with a box brownie, so dont be thinking I have somehow creamed profits off last years Christmas spectacle in order to reinvest in a fancy photoshoot :D
    Lies! It was a lovely weekend away we had!
    Gazlar wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    :shock: lol she loves a 29incher! :lol:

    you could have given it a wipe over with some degreaser first though
    Greasy is best :wink:
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    Now for sale Fatty
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    edited December 2012
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    is it me or has the production value increased this year :)

    I didn't actually take a picture of Vw in a posh house holding a massive dildo with a box brownie, so dont be thinking I have somehow creamed profits off last years Christmas spectacle in order to reinvest in a fancy photoshoot :D
    Lies! It was a lovely weekend away we had!
    [/quote]


    Ok ok, but I'm not sure how we managed to fit all of that massive falice in..........in shot I mean ;)
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Good start Gaz, been looking forward to this!
    You've got a bloody difficult task bettering last years thread of the year mind :D
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Yep, the last two years will be difficult to top but I reckon this has lots of potential :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    This is why I steered away from another 12 days, I scratched around for ideas and I couldnt find them, not in that way, so I had my Gervais moment as I called it, whereby I decided to call it a day but do something different but the same, Christmas Roast is my Extras, of which ill pull out two years, then we'll be onto my "lifes too short" and "Invention of Lying" level of material............I may have to kill myself before I get that far ;):D :shock:
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    so when are you going to get contraversial and chuck a dwarf into the mix
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    so when are you going to get contraversial and chuck a dwarf into the mix

    The use of Dwarves in the crudcatcher is hardly cotroversial, in fact its welcomed. If you want dwarves I know a bloke that can get them, you looking for a lady to go up you eh, eh?
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    So if you dont chuck a dwarf if in the mix, it will cause controversy. Better chuck one in to keep the peace

    I'll take seven, an try and get that other lesser known one as well. You know.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    Gazlar wrote:
    ............I may have to kill myself before I get that far ;):D :shock:

    If you need any help, just ask
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
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    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Gaz, how about creating a seperate thread to put these in, then keeping this one as the "discussion" thread.

    Otherwise your work gets lost in a sea of waffle.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    I can do, or I can just mount up the days like on 12 days so that you get everything so far each day, by the end we'll have some mahoosive posts
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Sod it, as requested, ill have this thread open, ill still post the pics in here as well so that the discussion is kept in context, but theres another thread open which is just for the pictures if that makes it easier for people
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    sweet all we need now is a general reflection thread and we are sorted
  • Another cracker! :)


    So.... Who's your money on to post a response in the image thread of the Crudmas Roast?
    Tickets please! :lol:
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    cwnt
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    123oldman wrote:
    Another cracker! :)


    So.... Who's your money on to post a response in the image thread of the Crudmas Roast?
    Tickets please! :lol:

    i was actually going to just to annoy him, but thought i'd just look a cnut :lol:

    the sheeps one did actually make me lol, good job gaz :D
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Was looking for the tread didn't realise it had been made sticky, right hang on time for todays pictures
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    DAY 3
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    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    LOL SS and missbint sitting in a tree .................
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