Gazlar's Crudmas Roast.........The discussion

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  • Gazlar wrote:
    DAY 7
    monkeyf.jpg

    hahahahahhha :D Made the cut this year then :D:lol:

    Thats gonne be my screensaver at work then.

    These pics are getting better by the day, i'm actually starting to worry what the last few will turn out like :lol:
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    DAY 8
    horsesu.jpg
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
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  • Hahaha, nicely done. I can't figure out where the original picture comes from though.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    think it may have been your wedding photo, flipped and paint shopped onto a different body
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    DAY 9
    projectsome.jpg

    Sorry its a bit late today,
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  • bartimaeus
    bartimaeus Posts: 1,812
    Brilliant. And that looks like a proper office Christmas party :D . Who's in the background?
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Random people from the stock image I used, I was gonna put other crudders on, but a) i was too lazy, and b) ive not got access to that many crudders photos so it probably would have been the same faces again sothat justified my laziness in my mind

    Just realised this thread is less a discussion, more a directors commentary dvd extra
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  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    Plenty of faces to be found in Crudfest photos from the glorious Crudfest that happened this last July Yah Boo sucks Nah Nah Nah to all who missed out.
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    I'm off the grid from tomorrow for 4 days (i'm going to deepest, darkest mid wales for the weekend and i know there's no phone signal)

    so if any of the next 4 days include me, i'll laugh when i come back :lol:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    welshkev wrote:
    I'm off the grid from tomorrow for 4 days (i'm going to deepest, darkest mid wales for the weekend and i know there's no phone signal)

    so if any of the next 4 days include me, i'll laugh when i come back :lol:
    Sounds like the perfect opportunity to make a pic of Kev hanging out the back of a donkey when he's got no chance to get one back for a few days :wink:
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Yeah........that's right.......... make a picture of that.....
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    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    DAY 10
    mulem.jpg
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    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • :lol: Hahaha love it!

    Is the lass next to me another crudder? If so, PM please ;)
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    No, i think she has a "website" in the USA for people liking the larger lady
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Gazlar wrote:
    No, i think she has a "website" in the USA for people liking the larger lady
    have you book marked it now?
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  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    No, i think she has a "website" in the USA for people liking the larger lady
    have you book marked it now?

    Looks like a wave I wouldn't mind riding. Makes most of the locals look rather svelte.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Looks like a wave I wouldn't mind riding.
    Slap that and ride the ripples...
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  • DF33
    DF33 Posts: 732
    Oy, thats my missus
    Peter
  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    DF33 wrote:
    Oy, thats my missus

    We all know!
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    bg13 wrote:
    DF33 wrote:
    Oy, thats my missus

    We all know!

    Well Apart from you DF, how do you think she gets all those expensive presents, the crudders do like to splash out on her.....

    Anyway, todays coming up, think time to unleash some of the weker ones, or stocking fillers as I call them....
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    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    DAY 11
    pullapig.jpg
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • bennett_346
    bennett_346 Posts: 5,029
    Hahahahaha
  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    brilliant!
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    DAY 12
    carrotsp.jpg
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • IhateDNS
    IhateDNS Posts: 380
    ^ Best :lol:
    I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work!
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    That last one is brilliant :lol:
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    DAY 13
    fannye.jpg
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    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    For.
    The.
    Win.
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  • Actual lols :lol:
  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    For the youth among us who have never come across the reference to Fanny above. Here she is showing you how to deal with a dry bird this Xmas by stuffing with Bacons.

    Enjoy
    http://youtu.be/b1fIj6_lDZ8
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