Gazlar's Crudmas Roast.........The discussion

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  • VWsurfbum wrote:
    LOL SS and missbint sitting in a tree .................

    They'd heard the rumour that Gaz can't climb trees too then had they?
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    LOL SS and missbint sitting in a tree .................

    They'd heard the rumour that Gaz can't climb trees too then had they?

    Don't have to, stand underneath and look up the miniskirt, wasn't sure if it was snow or dandruff

    Although i wish ss would stop wearing that miniskirt
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    DAY 4
    elfoh.jpg
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Well i had to include his sort, even if they murdered our Jesus....forgive and forget....get over it...that's what i say
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    Amy
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  • Ha! brilliant!
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Ok bugger tablet is not letting me copy from imageshack, I'll try later, sorry folks
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Gazlar wrote:
    Ok bugger tablet is not letting me copy from imageshack, I'll try later, sorry folks
    Or just too busy working yourself into a lather about the thought of following Foxy through a secluded forest today to be able to do it?
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    DAY 5
    surprisea.jpg
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    edited December 2012
    Gazlar wrote:
    DAY 5
    surprisea.jpg
    Thought this would be apt as today I officially hang up my stalking boots
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    DAY 6
    clanksanta.jpg
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    LOL perfect!
    Clank looks so pleased too!
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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Actual, hearty LOL.
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Clank wrote:
    Actual, hearty LOL.

    Followed by a visit from Operation Yewtree, although as you are quite the lanky streak of piss, to make your face fit the santa constume, I fear its made you look a bit like Comedy Midget Andy Hamilton
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    Amy
    Farnsworth
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  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    http://www.myfoxdfw.com/category/237916/mugshot-mayhem

    is this where you have been getting your CC pictures from Gaz?
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Gazlar wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    DAY 5
    surprisea.jpg
    Thought this would be apt as today I officially hang up my stalking boots

    is that cos she's not as pretty in real life after the restraining order was lifted and you met her last night? :wink:
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    I was somewhat concerned that it may be interpreted this way, but in fact the opposite, shes such a nice and pretty girl, I felt a pang of guilt, in fact, remorse for my actions and felt it was time to lay the stalking to rest (plus I'm doing my own bloody head in with the same jpoke over and over again, its time to pickone someone else, someone a lot less attractive who deserves cyber bullying, maybe someone who has the misfortune of being from a small country, such as Wales and also being called Kevin........if only there was someone who fitted that bill).

    Plus she came and faced me, much like Terry Waite has gone to meet Hizbollah so much kudos for that. I figurd its much better to have a friend than a slap and a place on the register
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • uh oh, been added by a stalker in Facerape!!.


    im going to be stalked!!!!!!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    uh oh, been added by a stalker in Facerape!!.


    im going to be stalked!!!!!!
    Now you're single again, isn't that a good thing? (As long as the stalker is a burd).
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    No he means me, luckily for him I've done all of the pictures for this year...... although next year 12 days of Waylander.........
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    DAY 7
    monkeyf.jpg
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    brilliant :lol::lol::lol:
  • :lol: Fantastic!
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  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    Gazlar wrote:
    I was somewhat concerned that it may be interpreted this way, but in fact the opposite, shes such a nice and pretty girl, I felt a pang of guilt, in fact, remorse for my actions and felt it was time to lay the stalking to rest (plus I'm doing my own bloody head in with the same jpoke over and over again, its time to pickone someone else, someone a lot less attractive who deserves cyber bullying, maybe someone who has the misfortune of being from a small country, such as Wales and also being called Kevin........if only there was someone who fitted that bill).

    Plus she came and faced me, much like Terry Waite has gone to meet Hizbollah so much kudos for that. I figurd its much better to have a friend than a slap and a place on the register
    ah you big softy!
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    foxc_uk wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    I was somewhat concerned that it may be interpreted this way, but in fact the opposite, shes such a nice and pretty girl, I felt a pang of guilt, in fact, remorse for my actions and felt it was time to lay the stalking to rest (plus I'm doing my own bloody head in with the same jpoke over and over again, its time to pickone someone else, someone a lot less attractive who deserves cyber bullying, maybe someone who has the misfortune of being from a small country, such as Wales and also being called Kevin........if only there was someone who fitted that bill).

    Plus she came and faced me, much like Terry Waite has gone to meet Hizbollah so much kudos for that. I figurd its much better to have a friend than a slap and a place on the register
    ah you big softy!

    You wouldnt have said that if I'd been wearing lycra when you arrived :wink: Id forgot my chip fork too thats why I walked with a distinctive gait :roll:
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    Ha, just joined the party 'cause of tinternet failure at sea ....All Brilliant so far :lol::lol:
    I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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  • Gazlar wrote:
    DAY 7
    monkeyf.jpg

    hahahahahhha :D Made the cut this year then :D:lol:

    Thats gonne be my screensaver at work then.
  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    Gazlar wrote:
    DAY 7
    monkeyf.jpg

    Separated at Birth time? :D

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    I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    yeah I thought that, Clank into Andy Hamilton, Northern Monkey into Warwick Davis, Bails actually into a dwarf.......wait until later in the week when we have Verne Richie63 Troyer
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp