Seemingly trivial things that cheer you up

crispybug2

The driver who completely lost his shite with me today

The traffic leaving Southend today was utterly horrendous, but I suppose understandable in the lead up to Christmas, and I did as I always do leave six feet or so between me and the car in front, the fuckwit behind me started flashing his lights and sounding his horn , and then got out of his car and shouted almost incomprehensibly at me to move the car closer to the one in front

Laughing at him only made his babbling worse, which only made me laugh more, I only hope that someone recorded his meltdown and posts it on YouTube so he can see what a twathead he was!

cowsham

crispybug2 wrote:

The driver who completely lost his shite with me today

The traffic leaving Southend today was utterly horrendous, but I suppose understandable in the lead up to Christmas, and I did as I always do leave six feet or so between me and the car in front, the fuckwit behind me started flashing his lights and sounding his horn , and then got out of his car and shouted almost incomprehensibly at me to move the car closer to the one in front

Laughing at him only made his babbling worse, which only made me laugh more, I only hope that someone recorded his meltdown and posts it on YouTube so he can see what a twathead he was!

I hope the car in front of you moved off and away while he was standing on the road shouting.
Had something similar the other day -- I pulled out of a T junction onto a main straight road there was a driver about 1/2 a mile back on the main rd when I pulled out. The knob overtook me cos I was in a slow vehicle which wouldn't have been a problem for either of us since the road ahead was clear ( on both sides) but as he/she passed they held their hand on the horn -- either they were just another knob or the horn had been stuck on the whole time. Knob is probably right.

Matthewfalle

a mate dropping you a line to say he's got a role he's been after for years.

well stoked for him.

cowsham

Leaving home in the dark this morning on the bike and the weather is mild and still

Arriving at the town where I work as the light from the sun was just rising from the horizon as I came over the hill and in the distance I could hear a rooster crow. Magical

Matthewfalle

making the ridiculously cute girl giggle massively when making brilliant medical vetrinary pun..

please make note of singular occasion. she generally looks at me in distate which i interpret as a sign of lust.

cowsham

Matthewfalle wrote:

making the ridiculously cute girl giggle massively when making brilliant medical vetrinary pun..

please make note of singular occasion. she generally looks at me in distate which i interpret as a sign of lust.

When the young cute thing calls you "Pet" or "love" like your an old person needing help -- thats when reality hits home. (Goes in the other thread)

pblakeney

Cowsham wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

making the ridiculously cute girl giggle massively when making brilliant medical vetrinary pun..

please make note of singular occasion. she generally looks at me in distate which i interpret as a sign of lust.

When the young cute thing calls you "Pet" or "love" like your an old person needing help -- thats when reality hits home. (Goes in the other thread)

Worse still, if you are in America and get called sir by a pretty girl.
And you are in your late 20s. Definitely for the other thread. I should be over it by now.

surrey_commuter

Argos online ordering

capt_slog

Switching on to watch the Track World Cup and finding a complete absence of Claire Bloody Baldwin.

crispybug2

Watching the vocal limitations of Paloma Faith being cruelly exposed singing ‘Respect’ on SPOTY!

orraloon

Catching up on a Bungle thread.

Tashman

orraloon wrote:

Catching up on a Bungle thread.

Just done that myself. Brightened up a rather dull Tuesday morning

ayjaycee

crispybug2 wrote:

Watching the vocal limitations of Paloma Faith.............

Why on earth would you put yourself through that ordeal in the first place?

orraloon

Tashman wrote:

orraloon wrote:

Catching up on a Bungle thread.

Just done that myself. Brightened up a rather dull Tuesday morning

I laughed out loud in places in that thread. As per this thread title...Bungle and trivial go together well.

rolf_f

Cowsham wrote:

Leaving home in the dark this morning on the bike and the weather is mild and still

Arriving at the town where I work as the light from the sun was just rising from the horizon as I came over the hill and in the distance I could hear a rooster crow. Magical

Long commute if the ride took you to America!

cowsham

Rolf F wrote:

Cowsham wrote:

Leaving home in the dark this morning on the bike and the weather is mild and still

Arriving at the town where I work as the light from the sun was just rising from the horizon as I came over the hill and in the distance I could hear a rooster crow. Magical

Long commute if the ride took you to America!

Was going to say cokk ( couldn't get the right spelling through the swear filter) but that's usually reserved for people like you -- sorry getting a bit fishfishy there.

Stevo_666

orraloon wrote:

Tashman wrote:

orraloon wrote:

Catching up on a Bungle thread.

Just done that myself. Brightened up a rather dull Tuesday morning

I laughed out loud in places in that thread. As per this thread title...Bungle and trivial go together well.

It was comedy gold but I still can't decide if he's doing it deliberately or not.

FishFish

Cowsham wrote:

Leaving home in the dark this morning on the bike and the weather is mild and still

Arriving at the town where I work as the light from the sun was just rising from the horizon as I came over the hill and in the distance I could hear a rooster crow. Magical

Do you mean 'cock'?

cowsham

FishFish wrote:

Cowsham wrote:

Leaving home in the dark this morning on the bike and the weather is mild and still

Arriving at the town where I work as the light from the sun was just rising from the horizon as I came over the hill and in the distance I could hear a rooster crow. Magical

Do you mean 'fool'?

Yes that's what it gives you for cok ( spelt right -- unless your celiac.)

rolf_f

Cowsham wrote:

Rolf F wrote:

Cowsham wrote:

Leaving home in the dark this morning on the bike and the weather is mild and still

Arriving at the town where I work as the light from the sun was just rising from the horizon as I came over the hill and in the distance I could hear a rooster crow. Magical

Long commute if the ride took you to America!

Was going to say cokk ( couldn't get the right spelling through the swear filter) but that's usually reserved for people like you -- sorry getting a bit fishfishy there.

Lol - can you really not spell cock correctly?! That's going to screw up my request for advice on control cocks for Tilley lamps........

Edit - that's funny, BikeRadar is all prudish about one cock but a whole orgy of cocks is fine!

cowsham

Rolf F wrote:

Cowsham wrote:

Rolf F wrote:

Cowsham wrote:

Leaving home in the dark this morning on the bike and the weather is mild and still

Arriving at the town where I work as the light from the sun was just rising from the horizon as I came over the hill and in the distance I could hear a rooster crow. Magical

Long commute if the ride took you to America!

Was going to say cokk ( couldn't get the right spelling through the swear filter) but that's usually reserved for people like you -- sorry getting a bit fishfishy there.

Lol - can you really not spell fool correctly?! That's going to screw up my request for advice on control cocks for Tilley lamps........

Edit - that's funny, BikeRadar is all prudish about one fool but a whole orgy of cocks is fine!

Loads of cocks all over the place now but what will it think of a load of balls?

bompington

Cowsham wrote:

Loads of cocks all over the place now but what will it think of a load of balls?

Well, the evidence is all around you that this passes throught the filters entirely untouched.

cowsham

Getting some use out of the dozen daft Xmas jumpers I've been given by ill informed friends over the years.

Pross

Watched the Matilda musical again tonight and just seeing kids who are about 10-12 years old owning the stage in front of a packed audience in a full professional performance cheers me up no end (as does Tim Minchin's music and lyrics).

cowsham

Pross wrote:

Watched the Matilda musical again tonight and just seeing kids who about 10-12 years old owning the stage in front of a packed audience in a full professional performance cheers me up no end (as does Tim Minchin's music and lyrics).

Saw that last year at the Cambridge theater in London. your absolutely right -- those kids had amazing talent and no fear whatsoever.

shortfall

https://youtu.be/yHx8y1rFjdk

This joke may have been posted here before but if so it's still worth repeating.

orraloon

popping into the local Coop and finding some rather nice mozzarella at 1/2 price. Combining that with tomatoes freshly picked from my greenhouse, yes on Christmas Eve, to have a rather splendid light luncheon.

robert88

Hearing that Mr Gove is indebted to Mr Ibrahim.

rjsterry

Robert88 wrote:

Hearing that Mr Gove is indebted to Mr Ibrahim.

Having been patched up recently myself, after being knocked off my bike, I concur with his sentiment. Glad Gove Jr will be OK - should be toughened glass in French doors for exactly that reason.

Matthewfalle

this - because doctors and surgeons and nurses are sh1t hot and deserve so much more than we give them.

#supportyourNHS