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  • FishFish
    FishFish Posts: 2,152
    Listening to the Brexit debate and being overjoyed by the proper accents and downright good diction used by the Conservative MPs and ministers - contrasting with the rasped wailing of the inarticulate hobbledehuoys who seemingly learned (learnt?) their advocacy on this forum.
    ...take your pickelf on your holibobs.... :D

    jeez :roll:
  • BelgianBeerGeek
    BelgianBeerGeek Posts: 5,226
    If SYL has indeed been punched out by another racist cVnt than that is indeed good.
    Ecrasez l’infame
  • BelgianBeerGeek
    BelgianBeerGeek Posts: 5,226
    FishFish wrote:
    Listening to the Brexit debate and being overjoyed by the proper accents and downright good diction used by the Conservative MPs and ministers - contrasting with the rasped wailing of the inarticulate hobbledehuoys who seemingly learned (learnt?) their advocacy on this forum.
    You will have to enlighten us to the difference between diction and mere pixels.
    Ecrasez l’infame
  • robert88
    robert88 Posts: 2,696
    BelgianBeerGeek wrote:
    Fishface need not try to enlighten us as to the difference between diction and mere pixels.

    FTFY

    And for the record it's not "hobbledehuoys" as any native English speaker would know.

    orraloon wrote:
    Ordering a new device at good price off t’internet, not paying enough attention, discovering post order placed that said device is to ship from Hong Kong, think hmmm, this is a bit dodgy, only for said device to show up today and be absolutely fine. From the funnily orientated plug prongs inside the box looks like was destined for Aussie market. But it was a good price.

    Yeah, my stuff is coming from Spain rather unexpectedly.. I'm sure it'll be fine.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    have just discovered this place. Rock 'n'roll.

    http://www.fountainpennetwork.com/forum/

    and i thought that Po Face lived life on the edge ......
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • cowsham
    cowsham Posts: 1,399
    FishFish wrote:
    Listening to the Brexit debate and being overjoyed by the proper accents and downright good diction used by the Conservative MPs and ministers - contrasting with the rasped wailing of the inarticulate hobbledehuoys who seemingly learned (learnt?) their advocacy on this forum.

    Yes Andrea spoke well theday.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,282
    While out for a pedal today I was graced by two pheasants giving me a fly by lit up by the setting sun. For a short period all was well in the world.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
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  • FishFish
    FishFish Posts: 2,152
    Cowsham wrote:
    FishFish wrote:
    Listening to the Brexit debate and being overjoyed by the proper accents and downright good diction used by the Conservative MPs and ministers - contrasting with the rasped wailing of the inarticulate hobbledehuoys who seemingly learned (learnt?) their advocacy on this forum.

    Yes Andrea spoke well theday.


    QED
    ...take your pickelf on your holibobs.... :D

    jeez :roll:
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    FishFish wrote:
    Cowsham wrote:
    FishFish wrote:
    Listening to the Brexit debate and being overjoyed by the proper accents and downright good diction used by the Conservative MPs and ministers - contrasting with the rasped wailing of the inarticulate hobbledehuoys who seemingly learned (learnt?) their advocacy on this forum.

    Yes Andrea spoke well theday.


    QED

    agree 100% - its a lovely boat/ship/liner. not really a cruise man myself but i can see the attraction
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • cowsham
    cowsham Posts: 1,399
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    FishFish wrote:
    Cowsham wrote:
    FishFish wrote:
    Listening to the Brexit debate and being overjoyed by the proper accents and downright good diction used by the Conservative MPs and ministers - contrasting with the rasped wailing of the inarticulate hobbledehuoys who seemingly learned (learnt?) their advocacy on this forum.

    Yes Andrea spoke well theday.


    QED

    agree 100% - its a lovely boat/ship/liner. not really a cruise man myself but i can see the attraction

    Frig-it ?
  • cowsham
    cowsham Posts: 1,399
    Reading " I am a VW w@nker " etched out in the dirt on the boot of a Passat complete with picture of a cok and balls
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,303
    Cowsham wrote:
    Reading " I am a VW w@nker " etched out in the dirt on the boot of a Passat complete with picture of a cok and balls
    :) Doesn't have to be restricted to Passats.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • cowsham
    cowsham Posts: 1,399
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Cowsham wrote:
    Reading " I am a VW w@nker " etched out in the dirt on the boot of a Passat complete with picture of a cok and balls
    :) Doesn't have to be restricted to Passats.

    Could a been a lowered Bora or such like -- all fairly much the samey looking -- box with wheels. When the wife and I pulled up behind it in our aircooled bug at the lights, both of just burst out laughing cos we're familiar with this type of knob.
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    Cowsham wrote:
    picture of a cok and balls...
    ...we're familiar with this type of knob.
    I'm trying to work out what you mean by this :shock:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,303
    Cowsham wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Cowsham wrote:
    Reading " I am a VW w@nker " etched out in the dirt on the boot of a Passat complete with picture of a cok and balls
    :) Doesn't have to be restricted to Passats.

    Could a been a lowered Bora or such like -- all fairly much the samey looking -- box with wheels. When the wife and I pulled up behind it in our aircooled bug at the lights, both of just burst out laughing cos we're familiar with this type of knob.
    Did it have the tell-tale neon 'w@nker lights'?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,493
    bompington wrote:
    Cowsham wrote:
    picture of a cok and balls...
    ...we're familiar with this type of knob.
    I'm trying to work out what you mean by this :shock:
    Must have been a very detailed representation for them both to recognise it.
    1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
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  • cowsham
    cowsham Posts: 1,399
    rjsterry wrote:
    bompington wrote:
    Cowsham wrote:
    picture of a cok and balls...
    ...we're familiar with this type of knob.
    I'm trying to work out what you mean by this :shock:
    Must have been a very detailed representation for them both to recognise it.

    Not detailed -- just big so the wife recognized it straight away.
  • mfin
    mfin Posts: 6,729
    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/11/23/police-will-ram-moped-criminals-bikes-even-arent-wearing-helmets/
    Police officers have finally been given the green light to fight back against moped criminals as Scotland Yard says they will ram suspects off their bikes even if they are not wearing helmets.

    Good.
  • shirley_basso
    shirley_basso Posts: 6,195
    The clip is mental.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    Shirley Basso wrote:
    The clip is mental.

    But great viewing.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • cowsham
    cowsham Posts: 1,399
    mfin wrote:
    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/11/23/police-will-ram-moped-criminals-bikes-even-arent-wearing-helmets/
    Police officers have finally been given the green light to fight back against moped criminals as Scotland Yard says they will ram suspects off their bikes even if they are not wearing helmets.

    Good.

    They should coat the bonnet of the police car with rat glue -- then all the police could just drive back to the station and peel the little rats off the car -- they'd be proper " Peelers "if they'd whack the blue lights on and take them a scoot down the motorway at 175MPH first.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    leaving Speke. Now that place is sh1t.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • cowsham
    cowsham Posts: 1,399
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    leaving Speke. Now that place is sh1t.

    Scousers playin up again Matt?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,303
    Capt Slog wrote:
    Shirley Basso wrote:
    The clip is mental.

    But great viewing.
    I agree, but they're not ramming them hard enough. Nor did they manage to drive over any of the scrotes. Good start, but can do better :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,303
    Being told by the car dealer that my delivery date has been delayed until late January but that they'll happily hold onto it for a few weeks once it's arrived at the dealership, so I can have it registered as a 19 plate on 1st March and avoid most of the grim weather :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • cowsham
    cowsham Posts: 1,399
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Being told by the car dealer that my delivery date has been delayed until late January but that they'll happily hold onto it for a few weeks once it's arrived at the dealership, so I can have it registered as a 19 plate on 1st March and avoid most of the grim weather :)

    Will it be the first of March before you get this years car -- ?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,303
    Cowsham wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Being told by the car dealer that my delivery date has been delayed until late January but that they'll happily hold onto it for a few weeks once it's arrived at the dealership, so I can have it registered as a 19 plate on 1st March and avoid most of the grim weather :)

    Will it be the first of March before you get this years car -- ?
    I could have it late Jan but decided to wait a few weeks.

    It's the newly 'facelifted' version so fortunately won't be outdated by time I get it. Apparently hasn't been screwed together yet due to a shortage of engines for that model: a 3 month lead time is standard even without any production hold ups (!)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • cowsham
    cowsham Posts: 1,399
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Cowsham wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Being told by the car dealer that my delivery date has been delayed until late January but that they'll happily hold onto it for a few weeks once it's arrived at the dealership, so I can have it registered as a 19 plate on 1st March and avoid most of the grim weather :)

    Will it be the first of March before you get this years car -- ?
    I could have it late Jan but decided to wait a few weeks.

    It's the newly 'facelifted' version so fortunately won't be outdated by time I get it. Apparently hasn't been screwed together yet due to a shortage of engines for that model: a 3 month lead time is standard even without any production hold ups (!)

    Hope it's not a vauxhall -- I like em but I hear their laying off a load o workers -- edit -- should say hope it is a vauxhall to keep the plant in work
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,303
    Cowsham wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Cowsham wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Being told by the car dealer that my delivery date has been delayed until late January but that they'll happily hold onto it for a few weeks once it's arrived at the dealership, so I can have it registered as a 19 plate on 1st March and avoid most of the grim weather :)

    Will it be the first of March before you get this years car -- ?
    I could have it late Jan but decided to wait a few weeks.

    It's the newly 'facelifted' version so fortunately won't be outdated by time I get it. Apparently hasn't been screwed together yet due to a shortage of engines for that model: a 3 month lead time is standard even without any production hold ups (!)

    Hope it's not a vauxhall -- I like em but I hear their laying off a load o workers -- edit -- should say hope it is a vauxhall to keep the plant in work
    I guess if it had been a Vauxhall then the reason given might have been 'shortage of workers' rather than 'shortage of engines'. That said, no idea if the reason I was given is truthful or just sales exec BS. No rush as I already have a car, so no problem.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • BelgianBeerGeek
    BelgianBeerGeek Posts: 5,226
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Cowsham wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Cowsham wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Being told by the car dealer that my delivery date has been delayed until late January but that they'll happily hold onto it for a few weeks once it's arrived at the dealership, so I can have it registered as a 19 plate on 1st March and avoid most of the grim weather :)

    Will it be the first of March before you get this years car -- ?
    I could have it late Jan but decided to wait a few weeks.

    It's the newly 'facelifted' version so fortunately won't be outdated by time I get it. Apparently hasn't been screwed together yet due to a shortage of engines for that model: a 3 month lead time is standard even without any production hold ups (!)

    Hope it's not a vauxhall -- I like em but I hear their laying off a load o workers -- edit -- should say hope it is a vauxhall to keep the plant in work
    I guess if it had been a Vauxhall then the reason given might have been 'shortage of workers' rather than 'shortage of engines'. That said, no idea if the reason I was given is truthful or just sales exec BS. No rush as I already have a car, so no problem.
    Not taking in Jan and asking for a discount?
    Ecrasez l’infame

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