Seemingly trivial things that cheer you up
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seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Just had an Email from Octopus referring to this. The first thing I've heard from them since they chucked the £200 in my account.JimD666 said:Getting a £200 "alternative fuel payment" applied to the energy account, even though I'm pretty sure we don't qualify for it according to the rules I've found.
Basically it's nothing to do with the Energy suppliers. The Department for Business, Energy and Industrial Strategy are the ones who have "identified" those eligible for the payment.
I'm guessing they've used a magic 8 ball on those not connected to the mains gas grid to do the identifying, judging by who has/hasn't received it around my area
The last bit of the email did make me smile. "We haven’t been informed by BEIS why your account has specifically been selected, so unfortunately we can’t help much on that front."
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Meeting another dog owner on the morning walk who told us her dog was a cross between a Shih Tzu and a Poodle."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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The football score as I write.0
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A Shih Tzpoo?Stevo_666 said:Meeting another dog owner on the morning walk who told us her dog was a cross between a Shih Tzu and a Poodle.
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Seeing an otter swimming around in the sea hunting in the surf. I've only ever seen a glimpse of one in a stream before.
Had a good sighting of a barn owl too whilst driving back home.2 -
I did have a camera, but when I first saw it, I thought that's a small seal. When I realised it was an otter, it was kind of out of range for a good shot. Not having a long lens with me is my excuse.pinno said:
...and why didn't you have your camera with you?masjer said:Seeing an otter swimming around in the sea hunting in the surf. I've only ever seen a glimpse of one in a stream before.
Had a good sighting of a barn owl too whilst driving back home.
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We have Beavers up here.
seanoconn - gruagach craic!1 -
Photos or it didn't happen.
Scratch that. 😉The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
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"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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My cousin's husband in Canada writes for a magazine on Canadian history, it used to be called The Beaver. Can't imagine why they changed their name, circulation must have plummeted.0
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We went full Finbarr on a skiing holiday in Canada when we were getting a transfer to the resort and went past this place:veronese68 said:My cousin's husband in Canada writes for a magazine on Canadian history, it used to be called The Beaver. Can't imagine why they changed their name, circulation must have plummeted.
https://furrycreekgolf.com/"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Went for a run at lunch time that include some interval training. As I was running one of my reps a pheasant came out of the hedge in front of me and instead of crossing to the opposite side got startled by my approach and ran along in front of me like some kind of pacemaker before finally disappearing into the hedge as I completed the rep (and just as I'd caught up with it).0
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Pheasants are plain stupid, hand reared, fat and slow.
You cannot expect your average city bloke to dress up in Tweed, sip whatever alcohol out of a hip flask and shoot something fast and small. It would be bad for business.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Could shoots use chavs instead of pheasants? They seem to have the same characteristics and are easier to hit as they're larger.pinno said:Pheasants are plain stupid, hand reared, fat and slow.
You cannot expect your average city bloke to dress up in Tweed, sip whatever alcohol out of a hip flask and shoot something fast and small. It would be bad for business."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
I'm trying to find that Monty Python sketch of the businessmen wielding shotguns and attempting to jump over a row of match boxes.Stevo_666 said:
Could shoots use chavs instead of pheasants? They seem to have the same characteristics and are easier to hit as they're larger.pinno said:Pheasants are plain stupid, hand reared, fat and slow.
You cannot expect your average city bloke to dress up in Tweed, sip whatever alcohol out of a hip flask and shoot something fast and small. It would be bad for business.seanoconn - gruagach craic!1 -
wasn't that "upper class twit of the year"pinno said:
I'm trying to find that Monty Python sketch of the businessmen wielding shotguns and attempting to jump over a row of match boxes.Stevo_666 said:
Could shoots use chavs instead of pheasants? They seem to have the same characteristics and are easier to hit as they're larger.pinno said:Pheasants are plain stupid, hand reared, fat and slow.
You cannot expect your average city bloke to dress up in Tweed, sip whatever alcohol out of a hip flask and shoot something fast and small. It would be bad for business.1 -
A clear night and a full Moon.0
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Pheasants are for peasant’s. They save the harder to shoot ones for the pissed folk with the money.pinno said:Pheasants are plain stupid, hand reared, fat and slow.
You cannot expect your average city bloke to dress up in Tweed, sip whatever alcohol out of a hip flask and shoot something fast and small. It would be bad for business.
Saves money on the harder shoot/ more expensive to rear.0 -
Tell me can you find a house in Redcar that sells for 400 grand.Stevo_666 said:
Could shoots use chavs instead of pheasants? They seem to have the same characteristics and are easier to hit as they're larger.pinno said:Pheasants are plain stupid, hand reared, fat and slow.
You cannot expect your average city bloke to dress up in Tweed, sip whatever alcohol out of a hip flask and shoot something fast and small. It would be bad for business.
Chav done well.0 -
As a wee aside, as a kid (10-11yo) in Morayshire with a dad as the local polis sergeant, often involved in shootin' fishin' (no huntin' in those parts). I remember one incident where I plus faither plus many others were advancing in the beaters line driving the birdies towards the entitleds sitting on their arrises no doubt swigging away. There were a couple of shooters in the line mayhap to take out a smart birdie who took off the 'wrong' way. One of them fired across the line, just above the heads of the beaters. I remember the strange whoosh sound. Faither went apopletic, quite rightly, though don't recall if the waynekerr got arrested for it.0
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What yer sayin' like?webboo said:
Tell me can you find a house in Redcar that sells for 400 grand.Stevo_666 said:
Could shoots use chavs instead of pheasants? They seem to have the same characteristics and are easier to hit as they're larger.pinno said:Pheasants are plain stupid, hand reared, fat and slow.
You cannot expect your average city bloke to dress up in Tweed, sip whatever alcohol out of a hip flask and shoot something fast and small. It would be bad for business.
Chav done well.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Dad makes a fortune selling whippets and flats caps, pays son through accountant’s training.
Move South create new image, even start supporting crap South London football team to foster new image.
It’s a Catherine Cookson novel for the 21st century.0 -
And the rest...webboo said:
Tell me can you find a house in Redcar that sells for 400 grand.Stevo_666 said:
Could shoots use chavs instead of pheasants? They seem to have the same characteristics and are easier to hit as they're larger.pinno said:Pheasants are plain stupid, hand reared, fat and slow.
You cannot expect your average city bloke to dress up in Tweed, sip whatever alcohol out of a hip flask and shoot something fast and small. It would be bad for business.
Chav done well.
https://rightmove.co.uk/properties/131036489#/?channel=RES_BUY
Not sure what you're trying to say, mind."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Yes of course:surrey_commuter said:
wasn't that "upper class twit of the year"pinno said:
I'm trying to find that Monty Python sketch of the businessmen wielding shotguns and attempting to jump over a row of match boxes.Stevo_666 said:
Could shoots use chavs instead of pheasants? They seem to have the same characteristics and are easier to hit as they're larger.pinno said:Pheasants are plain stupid, hand reared, fat and slow.
You cannot expect your average city bloke to dress up in Tweed, sip whatever alcohol out of a hip flask and shoot something fast and small. It would be bad for business.
2 mins 30 in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdFnfcxhNnAseanoconn - gruagach craic!1 -
Snowy (for surrey) walk to the station, nice crunch underfoot but not enough to affect the trains
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Outside of the Welwyn garden city station is a pretty rough looking gym which always has some macho banner advert outside.
Today’s reads as follows:Elite Gym
All beginners welcome
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