Seemingly trivial things that cheer you up

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  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 20,370
    edited February 2023
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,821
    I'm cheered by the fact you're so easily pleased Brian :)
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 20,370

    I'm cheered by the fact you're so easily pleased Brian :)


    I was pleased by a tweet, then realised I'd fallen victim to fake news.

    It was a dog having a shît in a hurricane, in case you were wondering.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,821
    Still made me smile, so thank you
  • TheBigBean
    TheBigBean Posts: 21,918
    Dry stone walling
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 20,370

    Still made me smile, so thank you


    Actually, ellipsis does please me too.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,326
    Finding out that I am £428.02 in credit with my energy supplier.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,423
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    Pink on Radio 2's piano room.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,326
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 20,370
    Isabel Oakeshott claiming that she'd not been outsmarted by Heseltine. The replies, weirdly, don't seem to agree...

  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 20,370
    A certain 'paper of record' making such a basic blunder. If I actually paid to read the rag, I'd be asking for my money back.


  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    Reading a health strategy where someone had spelled "Deprivation" as "Depravation".

    ICYWW, absolutely not the same thing.

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 20,370
    secretsam said:

    Reading a health strategy where someone had spelled "Deprivation" as "Depravation".

    ICYWW, absolutely not the same thing.


    Waddya mean, you need to know the meaning of words as well as using spellcheckers?
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120

    secretsam said:

    Reading a health strategy where someone had spelled "Deprivation" as "Depravation".

    ICYWW, absolutely not the same thing.


    Waddya mean, you need to know the meaning of words as well as using spellcheckers?
    I worked with a guy who announced that he'd led a 'depraved' childhood.

    His face when we pointed out what that meant...

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • JimD666
    JimD666 Posts: 2,293
    Getting a £200 "alternative fuel payment" applied to the energy account, even though I'm pretty sure we don't qualify for it according to the rules I've found.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,326
    JimD666 said:

    Getting a £200 "alternative fuel payment" applied to the energy account, even though I'm pretty sure we don't qualify for it according to the rules I've found.

    We too and we're not sure why either.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • JimD666
    JimD666 Posts: 2,293
    pinno said:

    JimD666 said:

    Getting a £200 "alternative fuel payment" applied to the energy account, even though I'm pretty sure we don't qualify for it according to the rules I've found.

    We too and we're not sure why either.
    My assumption is that they're thinking if you're not connected to the mains gas grid you must be using alternative fuels. Even if you don't.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,326
    JimD666 said:

    pinno said:

    JimD666 said:

    Getting a £200 "alternative fuel payment" applied to the energy account, even though I'm pretty sure we don't qualify for it according to the rules I've found.

    We too and we're not sure why either.
    My assumption is that they're thinking if you're not connected to the mains gas grid you must be using alternative fuels. Even if you don't.
    I see. We are 'off grid'.

    Check this and type in your post code. It's quite interesting.

    https://www.nongasmap.org.uk
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • JimD666
    JimD666 Posts: 2,293
    pinno said:

    JimD666 said:

    pinno said:

    JimD666 said:

    Getting a £200 "alternative fuel payment" applied to the energy account, even though I'm pretty sure we don't qualify for it according to the rules I've found.

    We too and we're not sure why either.
    My assumption is that they're thinking if you're not connected to the mains gas grid you must be using alternative fuels. Even if you don't.
    I see. We are 'off grid'.

    Check this and type in your post code. It's quite interesting.

    https://www.nongasmap.org.uk
    Already knew we're not as the mains grid more or less finishes at Penzance, still interested to see there's actually quite a bit of Central London that also isn't on the grid. Did surprise me.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,423
    JimD666 said:

    pinno said:

    JimD666 said:

    pinno said:

    JimD666 said:

    Getting a £200 "alternative fuel payment" applied to the energy account, even though I'm pretty sure we don't qualify for it according to the rules I've found.

    We too and we're not sure why either.
    My assumption is that they're thinking if you're not connected to the mains gas grid you must be using alternative fuels. Even if you don't.
    I see. We are 'off grid'.

    Check this and type in your post code. It's quite interesting.

    https://www.nongasmap.org.uk
    Already knew we're not as the mains grid more or less finishes at Penzance, still interested to see there's actually quite a bit of Central London that also isn't on the grid. Did surprise me.
    I'm must outside Sevenoaks and I'm 'off grid'. So it's rural-ish areas generally and not must those at the arris end of the country. Better check my electricity supplier has credited me my £200 this month.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 20,370
    When it gets warm enough that I don't have to microwave butter to spread it on bread without the bread breaking up. Butter doesn't understand about putting on an extra jumper to stay warm.
  • lesfirth
    lesfirth Posts: 1,382
    mully79 said:

    Garmin watch says rest so I went for a 4 mile run, minute a mile quicker and 10bpm slower.
    Take that over bearing know it all watch 🤣

    This should be in "things that annoy you"
    I hate my Garmin Vivoactive 3"
    I cant put it on ebay because it was a birthday present from my daughter.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,326
    Custard.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 20,370
    pinno said:

    Custard.

    This.

    It doesn't cheer me up that they used to have one pudding a week in our (good) school lunches that featured custard, but that's roughly down to zero now.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    The renaming of the Bolton Wanderers stadium to the Toughsheet Stadium. I had to check it wasn't 1st April when I heard it on the news.
  • Pross said:

    The renaming of the Bolton Wanderers stadium to the Toughsheet Stadium. I had to check it wasn't 1st April when I heard it on the news.

    And if the fans don't like it?
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463

    Pross said:

    The renaming of the Bolton Wanderers stadium to the Toughsheet Stadium. I had to check it wasn't 1st April when I heard it on the news.

    And if the fans don't like it?
    Exactly
  • morstar
    morstar Posts: 6,190
    Bloody Bolton.

    It’s like lilliput. I worked there briefly many years ago and was amazed how small everyone was.

    Saw a concert at the Toughsheet a few years back and can confirm it was built to lilliput specifications. I was crammed into the seat to the point where I was seriously comfortable by the end. I’m not exactly super tall either.

    If I complained now…
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,423
    Pross said:

    The renaming of the Bolton Wanderers stadium to the Toughsheet Stadium. I had to check it wasn't 1st April when I heard it on the news.

    Sounds good if you say it with a Spanish accent.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]