Seemingly trivial things that cheer you up
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12 days was our record and it went while we were queuing to see the doc.surrey_commuter said:
we had that (too long ago to remember how many days) and I still remember the merriment on the docs face as he left the cubicle after inserting the suppositoryelbowloh said:
Breast milk is a natural laxative. If they ain't pooping it's because the bairn is getting all the nutrient out of the milk and doesn't need to go.0 -
you should see a doctor as it sounds like you could have something seriously wrong with youbompington said:
I don't think I ever had that but I can remember at least two occasions when it was either the carpet or catch it in my hand...elbowloh said:
Merriment a euphemism for shoite?surrey_commuter said:
we had that (too long ago to remember how many days) and I still remember the merriment on the docs face as he left the cubicle after inserting the suppositoryelbowloh said:0 -
So she pooed this afternoon.
There was a lot
It was English mustard colour.
Oh, wife had to catch a second wave of poo the other day with her hand.1 -
What do you mean, my reflexes and coordination were superb. Better than the English cricket team anyway.surrey_commuter said:
you should see a doctor as it sounds like you could have something seriously wrong with youbompington said:
I don't think I ever had that but I can remember at least two occasions when it was either the carpet or catch it in my hand...elbowloh said:
Merriment a euphemism for shoite?surrey_commuter said:
we had that (too long ago to remember how many days) and I still remember the merriment on the docs face as he left the cubicle after inserting the suppositoryelbowloh said:
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That's not saying much tbhbompington said:
What do you mean, my reflexes and coordination were superb. Better than the English cricket team anyway.surrey_commuter said:
you should see a doctor as it sounds like you could have something seriously wrong with youbompington said:
I don't think I ever had that but I can remember at least two occasions when it was either the carpet or catch it in my hand...elbowloh said:
Merriment a euphemism for shoite?surrey_commuter said:
we had that (too long ago to remember how many days) and I still remember the merriment on the docs face as he left the cubicle after inserting the suppositoryelbowloh said:0 -
Seems your tiny children spending a crazy amount of time not in nappies while indoors. Must love cleaning.elbowloh said:So she pooed this afternoon.
There was a lot
It was English mustard colour.
Oh, wife had to catch a second wave of poo the other day with her hand.
Never in my house - outside, sure.
Or are you doing the diaper free baby thing (which I saw in real life - 6m old baby perfectly potty trained. Insane).0 -
I had a kitten trained to go in the kitty litter in 17 days.
The problem with that was, when she grewd up, she would come in to go to the toilet.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Nah, it was whilst changing for a a wee and we didn't bother with a mat and it just started extruding outshirley_basso said:
Seems your tiny children spending a crazy amount of time not in nappies while indoors. Must love cleaning.elbowloh said:So she pooed this afternoon.
There was a lot
It was English mustard colour.
Oh, wife had to catch a second wave of poo the other day with her hand.
Never in my house - outside, sure.
Or are you doing the diaper free baby thing (which I saw in real life - 6m old baby perfectly potty trained. Insane).0 -
And it's your second....some people are just a glutton for punishmentelbowloh said:
Nah, it was whilst changing for a a wee and we didn't bother with a mat and it just started extruding outshirley_basso said:
Seems your tiny children spending a crazy amount of time not in nappies while indoors. Must love cleaning.elbowloh said:So she pooed this afternoon.
There was a lot
It was English mustard colour.
Oh, wife had to catch a second wave of poo the other day with her hand.
Never in my house - outside, sure.
Or are you doing the diaper free baby thing (which I saw in real life - 6m old baby perfectly potty trained. Insane).0 -
Number 2 was an unexpected surprise bearing in mind number 2 was IVF.shirley_basso said:
And it's your second....some people are just a glutton for punishmentelbowloh said:
Nah, it was whilst changing for a a wee and we didn't bother with a mat and it just started extruding outshirley_basso said:
Seems your tiny children spending a crazy amount of time not in nappies while indoors. Must love cleaning.elbowloh said:So she pooed this afternoon.
There was a lot
It was English mustard colour.
Oh, wife had to catch a second wave of poo the other day with her hand.
Never in my house - outside, sure.
Or are you doing the diaper free baby thing (which I saw in real life - 6m old baby perfectly potty trained. Insane).0 -
You had IVF by accident?elbowloh said:
Number 2 was an unexpected surprise bearing in mind number 2 was IVF.shirley_basso said:
And it's your second....some people are just a glutton for punishmentelbowloh said:
Nah, it was whilst changing for a a wee and we didn't bother with a mat and it just started extruding outshirley_basso said:
Seems your tiny children spending a crazy amount of time not in nappies while indoors. Must love cleaning.elbowloh said:So she pooed this afternoon.
There was a lot
It was English mustard colour.
Oh, wife had to catch a second wave of poo the other day with her hand.
Never in my house - outside, sure.
Or are you doing the diaper free baby thing (which I saw in real life - 6m old baby perfectly potty trained. Insane).The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
Sorry, meant to say number 1 was IVF!pblakeney said:
You had IVF by accident?elbowloh said:
Number 2 was an unexpected surprise bearing in mind number 2 was IVF.shirley_basso said:
And it's your second....some people are just a glutton for punishmentelbowloh said:
Nah, it was whilst changing for a a wee and we didn't bother with a mat and it just started extruding outshirley_basso said:
Seems your tiny children spending a crazy amount of time not in nappies while indoors. Must love cleaning.elbowloh said:So she pooed this afternoon.
There was a lot
It was English mustard colour.
Oh, wife had to catch a second wave of poo the other day with her hand.
Never in my house - outside, sure.
Or are you doing the diaper free baby thing (which I saw in real life - 6m old baby perfectly potty trained. Insane).0 -
🤣🤣🤣The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
No I mean that you knew babes shit everywhere yet still changed it without a mat!elbowloh said:
Number 2 was an unexpected surprise bearing in mind number 2 was IVF.shirley_basso said:
And it's your second....some people are just a glutton for punishmentelbowloh said:
Nah, it was whilst changing for a a wee and we didn't bother with a mat and it just started extruding outshirley_basso said:
Seems your tiny children spending a crazy amount of time not in nappies while indoors. Must love cleaning.elbowloh said:So she pooed this afternoon.
There was a lot
It was English mustard colour.
Oh, wife had to catch a second wave of poo the other day with her hand.
Never in my house - outside, sure.
Or are you doing the diaper free baby thing (which I saw in real life - 6m old baby perfectly potty trained. Insane).
Congrats on #2. I've heard once #1 is IVF then subsequent babies can come along quite quickly, naturally.0 -
Ah happy memories! I remember teeny tiny Tashgirl requiring a nappy change at about 4am. I thought this will be quick, so didn't bother dressing. I dutifully scooped her up, laid her on the unit in the bathroom and whipped off the damp offending nappy, cleaned her up and reached for the fresh one.
At this point there was a mustard/korma coloured explosion that covered me from knees to nipples. I had to call the drowsy Tashwife to come and assist at this point, although she was strangely useless with all the laughing
At least it was only a couple of steps to the left to get in the shower.0 -
Victory over the wastes of oxygen in our HR department who created a large tax exposure by doing something without consulting me, then tried to thwart my attempts to put it right.
Unfortunately for them they didn't realise that the Group CFO was right behind me on this one and his JFDI notice this morning to the head of HR was rather pleasing
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Reminds me of the Sardines and Mash incident in the night time.Tashman said:Ah happy memories! I remember teeny tiny Tashgirl requiring a nappy change at about 4am. I thought this will be quick, so didn't bother dressing. I dutifully scooped her up, laid her on the unit in the bathroom and whipped off the damp offending nappy, cleaned her up and reached for the fresh one.
At this point there was a mustard/korma coloured explosion that covered me from knees to nipples. I had to call the drowsy Tashwife to come and assist at this point, although she was strangely useless with all the laughing
At least it was only a couple of steps to the left to get in the shower.
At roughly 8 months old, my first born was on semi solids and puree'd vegetables.
One of the dishes was Sardines (in Tomato sauce) in mash.
This was on a Friday. There was no action until Monday morning in the wee hours...
For a change Mrs P got up to attend on the little one.
As soon as she undid the nappy, there was a tremendous gasp from Mrs P... from the stench.
I had to get up and open all the windows and the back door.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
That Alphablocks, a cbeebies show aimed at toddlers had references to This is Spinal Tap.0
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Sometimes I read a post and I think "bloody hell, he gets it" and only later I realise it's my own post.
At least I agree with myself most of the time.0 -
Can somebody start a new thread for baby excrement?
This is supposed to be "trivial things that cheer you up". All this is making me frown.0 -
Saw a replay of a game of ice hockey i refereed and nailed every single call.rick_chasey said:Sometimes I read a post and I think "bloody hell, he gets it" and only later I realise it's my own post.
At least I agree with myself most of the time.
There’d be a split second where I thought oops missed that before the whistle blew.
There’s some I’m glad I haven’t seen the replay for.0 -
Was changing a pooey nappy earlier and then baby projectile pooed chicken korma colour poo all over my trouser leg. Wife tool over and baby projectile pooed over her hand.lesfirth said:Can somebody start a new thread for baby excrement?
This is supposed to be "trivial things that cheer you up". All this is making me frown.0 -
An upside of covid and facemasks...they cover up the horrible looking cold sore I currently have.0
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Surprisingly common. That's why tubes got tied after the dynamic duo arrived.elbowloh said:
Number 2 was an unexpected surprise bearing in mind number 2 was IVF.shirley_basso said:
And it's your second....some people are just a glutton for punishmentelbowloh said:
Nah, it was whilst changing for a a wee and we didn't bother with a mat and it just started extruding outshirley_basso said:
Seems your tiny children spending a crazy amount of time not in nappies while indoors. Must love cleaning.elbowloh said:So she pooed this afternoon.
There was a lot
It was English mustard colour.
Oh, wife had to catch a second wave of poo the other day with her hand.
Never in my house - outside, sure.
Or are you doing the diaper free baby thing (which I saw in real life - 6m old baby perfectly potty trained. Insane).
It's just a hill. Get over it.0 -
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Even spookier is his notanothercyclingforum thang. Odd. Someone has too much time, too little to do...0
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When your phone ringtone comes on the radio and you can't figure out why nothing is showing on your phone. Made me laugh at my own silliness. 🤣🤣🤣
The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0
